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Song Parodies -> "Can I Feel Your Flub Tonight?"

Original Song Title:

"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?"

Original Performer:

The Lion King Soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"Can I Feel Your Flub Tonight?"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

An insight into the world of "Chubby Chasers"; guys who get their kicks pursuing and wooing larger ladies.Note: This parody is based on the soundtrack version of the song, not Elton John's version
I hung around McDonalds (You did?)
Until I caught your eye (Me?)
You'd finished off your fourteenth Happy Meal
And extra extra fries (mmmm.)

With pickles down your shirt front
And ketchup on your chins
Although you made a sound, quite flatulent
I just heard violins

Can I feel your flub tonight?
Caress your ample girth?
I'd love to dive into your fleshiness
I'm sure we'll move the earth

I'm turned on by your waddle
And how you need three seats
And my heart melts like macaroni cheese
Each time you beg for treats

No holding back, no hiding
The chocolate cake I crave
I'll need my fix of all things sugary
If we're to "misbehave"

Can I feel your chub tonight?
Can we hop into bed?
You're once, you're twice, you're seven times the gal
That Lionel Ritchie said

You can feel my flub tonight!
I'll be your trampoline!
I've got the handcuffs, oil and spatula
So don't forget the cream!

And once you've felt my chub tonight
Had your merry way

I'll tell you that I've booked our wedding date
On Springer, next Friday

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 16

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Jack Wilson - December 27, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL awesome job here, 555
Matthias - December 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Kristof you are surely a BBW, Big Beautiful Weirdo
Rex - December 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Extra large laughs!
Michael Pacholek - December 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Thought this was going to be about the many flubs of a certain resident of Crawford, Texas -- or some sports team. But this is funny.
alvin rhodes - December 27, 2006 - Report this comment
tons of fun
Phil Alexander - December 27, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm utterly flubbergasted, Kristof....
Yoidy - December 27, 2006 - Report this comment
555 flubbas
AFW - December 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny in a big way..
PMS - December 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Flubba dubba do!
Below Average Dave - December 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Good parody--I think any extra comment I would want to make has already been said by someone else--555
Stuart McArthur - January 15, 2007 - Report this comment
(decath10) believe me, those images, though hilarious, are NOT welcome - ie. the spatula, the "misbehave" etc. LOL - and the Lionel Richie line and the violins were typically inspired stuff, KR - 555
tomario - January 15, 2007 - Report this comment
loved the Lionel Ritchie line a big fat 555
bobpiecheese - January 15, 2007 - Report this comment
(Decathlon - Event 10) I definitely have to agree with Stu...hey, what size straitjacket do you wear, Kristof?
Johnny D - January 20, 2007 - Report this comment
(DEC) It's been A Lard Day's Night!
Arwen - January 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Decathlon...very funny, KR...=) I liked the Lionel Ritchie bit, too!
Josh 2 - January 23, 2007 - Report this comment
I feel physically sick, 5s

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