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Song Parodies -> "Cat's Abusing Booze"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Stand Losing You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Cat's Abusing Booze"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

Yet another song about one of my less-than-satisfactory pets...
My moggy's real hungover today
And I see he's thrown up in the litter tray
So I won't ever give him vodka again
He's a feline alcoholic with a big prob-lem

I guess you'd call my cat a lush
The catnip no longer gives him a rush

My cat, my cat; he can't stop boozin'
My cat, my cat; he can't stop boozin'
My cat, he's smashed, he's trashedcat's abusing booze
Cat's abusing boo-ooze (x3)

I see he's found my Armagnac
And the vintage champagne I hid out back
He won't go to rehab, won't attend AA
Coz he'd rather sit and lick himself all day

You can give my cat a ball of yarn
But unless it's soaked in gin, he won't give a darn

My cat, my cat; he can't stop boozin'
My cat, my cat; he can't stop boozin'
My cat, he's smashed, he's trashedcat's abusing booze
Cat's abusing boo-ooze (x3)

He doesn't like his cat food much
It's cold turkey, so it's untouched
I've tried to sell himcoz he's nuts
I've had an offer from Keef Richards

I'll be real glad when he departs
He never purrsjust belches and farts

My cat, my cat; he can't stop boozin'
My cat, my cat; he can't stop boozin'.
(Repeat to fade with drunken meows, hiccups and the sound of ornaments being knocked over.)


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carol - September 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Kris, I'm giving you 5's on this for good pacing, and purrrrrfectly funny, even though I have 6 cats and love them all. I know what a pain in the r*** they can be.
Yet Another Dutchman - September 20, 2005 - Report this comment
555. Kristof, you are combining to big genres: cat parody with alcohol parody. Very creative, I haven't seen anything like it yet. My favorite line was the one with 'cold turkey,' very clever.
Yet Another Dutchman - September 20, 2005 - Report this comment
In my last comment, 'to' should be 'two.'
MasonR - September 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Yet another clever tail...tale...whatever! 555
alvin rhodes - September 20, 2005 - Report this comment
i know what ya mean...my cat's all whacked out on catnip...5s
Rick C - September 20, 2005 - Report this comment
If your cat is hung over, perhaps you should give that cat-a-tonic. (GROAN) :-) 555
John Barry - September 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Five lives.
LucidLupin LeeBee - September 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Hilarious... though my cat who is recovering from being neutered today turned up her nose at it ;) 555
Scathe - September 20, 2005 - Report this comment
This gave me a hilarious mental picture of a cat wielding a broken beer bottle. 5's
Red Ant - September 20, 2005 - Report this comment
This sounds like Bill the Cat (from Bloom County/Outland) my favorite cartoon character. Hilarious images here.
stuart mcarthur - September 21, 2005 - Report this comment
I think I saw your cat in my bar last week, Kristof - greyish tabby? Doc Martens? prefers his martinis with a twist? - and we always sell our balls of yarn soaked in rum - no wonder he was pissed off - 555
Larry Hensley - September 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I laughed a lot at this hilarious parody. 5's
Agrimorfee - June 14, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Goofy stuff, KR. I cringed, big time, where you tried to rhyme "nuts" with "Keith Richards". Funny still.
Rex - June 15, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Funny as always, KR. I can't wait for the sequel "I've Got A Cat In A.A."
Syncronos - June 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Wow, I thought I had it bad. My cat just eats Taco Bell. Dang. 555 all the way on this one. FUNNY AS HELL!
Matthias - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Our parodist Cat has hit that age? Those drunken teenaged years hit you hard.
bobpiecheese - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Glad i don't have a cat...although my brother is a ferret. Brilliant job (yet again) !
Below Average Dave - June 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Dear lord, what a f**ked up cat. . .sorry, um, preparing for the return of WhatFreaks
Jack Wilson - June 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Dam what an effed up cat, 555
Cat - June 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) How DARE you accuse me of such a thing!!! Yeah, the first time I saw this I thought it was about me, too, (uh, thanks for the crack Matt =/) but then I realized that this was before my time. Ah well. Great job.

Oh, and Agri, it's Kris' accent that makes that rhyme work.

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