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Song Parodies -> "Shrek's Bum"

Original Song Title:

"Sexbomb"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tom Jones

Parody Song Title:

"Shrek's Bum"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

As part of my ongoing (misguided) campaign to offend all and sundry, I give you......
This may not seem to be to polite
But your butt's so big it's got satellites
First time I saw't, got a fright
Expansive and lunar white

Now everything else is the right size
But girl, I'm shaken by your thighs
And I won't deny I like it bare
Your ass-tronomic derriere

Shrek's bum, Shrek's bum
You've got Shrek's bum!
Holy guacamole girl, It's blocking out the sun!
Shrek's bum, Shrek's bum
You've got Shrek's bum
Butt, strangely, it still turns me on...

Now don't get upset about the comments I've made
Your bum's made for lovin', and it's creating shade
Hey let's go dancing, you can bump, you can grind
I'll stand behind your behind

Your ample rear's hereditary
Your mum has got enough for three
Your dad must wear a sign that says "Wide Load"
Your sister's ass has just been towed

Shrek's bum, Shrek's bum
You've got Shrek's bum
J-Lo was so jealous, she just ordered a new one
Shrek's bum, Shrek's bum
You've got Shrek's bum
Butt, strangely, it still turns me on.....

Shrek's bum, Shrek's bum
You've got Shrek's bum
Causing minor tremors when you sit down or you run
Shrek's bum, Shrek's bum
You've got Shrek's bum
Your own abundant can'o'fun!

Girl I wanna push your tush,prevail on your tail
Play it like a kettle drum, your "then some" bum
Baby let me feel the real deal
Gonna stage a heist-a on your keister, cause your mine!

Shrek's bum, Shrek's bum
You've got Shrek's bum
Holy guacamole girl, it's blocking out the sun!
Shrek's bum, Shrek's bum
You've got Shrek's bum
Your own abundant can'o'fun! (8x)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 9

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Johnny D - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny! Now write "The Shrek of The Edmund Fitzgerald".
Arwen - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Is it weird that I don't know the original...considering, by the title at least, that it obviously was written about me? Sorry, babe...can't vote...=(
John Barry - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't know the tune; haven't seen the movie. Doesn't matter. I laughed my ass off anyway.
Ashkicksass - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't know the original either, but I still laughed too!
martha - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
very funny parody....
Kristof Robertson - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
For those who don't know the song...there's a pretty good midi at: www.gutsoft.webpark.pl/sexbomb.midi
Know 1 can hear you dream - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I know the pretty new version with Tom Jones backed by The Cardigans (or if itīs the other way around). Might ring a bell with someone and give you some extra votes. 555 bumcheeks from me in the meantime.
Spaff.com - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS but couldn't resist the title. "Your sister's ass has just been towed." Heh heh.
Christie Marie M - August 18, 2008 - Report this comment
So hilarious!!! Totally laughed my "bum" off! I saw Shrek the other day and thought of your funny song! Anyone who doesn't know OS can go to youtube.com also. The girl you talk about in the song must have two pigs fighting with each other! LOL! 455.

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