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Song Parodies -> "U F-in' Os."

Original Song Title:

"You Oughta Know"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alanis Morissette

Parody Song Title:

"U F-in' Os."

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

"Fly me to the moon"...yeah, right!
Iwantyou to know
That I'manabductee
Myname'sBilly Ray
This taleis the truth

I was a-plowin' my field
A strange sensation I feeled
And suddenly I was lev-itated
They didn't offer a snack
Just shoved a probe up my crack
I tell ya honestly; ET's overrated!

Little men with anten-nas said "bend", I said "when?", they said "now"..holy cow!
My sphincter was open wideno!
Were Vulcans ever this darn mean?
Metal tube without lube..I'm a rube, and I almost cried
As it slipped inside

I said "CanI remind you
Of the other orifices free?
When you scanmy behind, do
You amuse yourselves?" Man, I'm sick of these
U-hoo, U-hoo, U-hoo F-in' Os!!

I...wasbeamed back home
Thingsseemedpeaceful
JeezIshoulda known
They'd beback for me

Does it fill them with glee, when they anal-yse me?
Some date; they didn't even treat me to dinner
There was a slap on the cheek..."Please spare me, I'm feelin' weak,
And your hands are real cold, you green f***er!"

Tiny guys in the skies with bug-eyes like to prise, rectal-ise, I despise-
My bunghole is not a rideno!
And every time they visit me
Metal tube without lube..I'm a rube, and I almost cry
As it slips inside

Do you care? Vandalise me
Bet you guys have been in prison, right?
Nothing herewould surprise me
So it ain't worth puttin' up a fight
U-hoo, U-hoo, U-hoo F-in' Os!!

And I'm sore, and I'm sure they've got more to explore, so my poor ol' back-door
Won't be getting' no reliefyeah, I know it!
I'm having Close Encounters of the Turd Kind ev'ry week
I'm violatedand constipated!

I said "CanI remind you
Of the other orifices free?
When you scanmy behind, do
You amuse yourselves?" Man, I'm sick of these
U-hoo, U-hoo, U-hoo F-in' Os!!



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Johnny D - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Frikkin' incredible how those little grey bastards travel bazillions of light-years in super-high-tech-disc-shaped-intergalactic-ships just to sodomize us with space-rods.
Dee Range - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
You are the ninth person I know to have this happen to them. The other eight all live in my trailer park. I'm sending you 555 tubes of KY to ease the pain of the rectal scan.
alvin rhodes - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
i think those hillbillies LIKE being probed..funny one...5s
Agrimorfee - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent all around...you even kept the dirty word in the same place for a good reason. 555
John Barry - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
U FO SHU get 5s!
Rick C - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
This was probing and touching...5s. btw / congrats on SOTM!!!
Jeff Reuben - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
U F'n Outstanding!
AFW - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
This is truly far out...and in..
Phil Alexander - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but ROFL'd (or should that be R'dOFL?)
Red Ant - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL, is this the June SUMA ( something up my a$$ ) entry? 555.
Kristof Robertson - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
JD: Yeah, that kinda bugs me as well..;-).....Dee: Well, obviously you're next!.....Alvin: Hey Mork, yew shore gotta purdy mouth!:-).....Agri: Just like the probe, it fit perfectly......John: TH ANUS- I mean, TH ANKS....Rick: Cheers, dude!.....Jeff: Well, shucks!....AFW: oor er, missus!...Phil: Cast your mind back to '95; it was on the radio all the freakin' time. Thanks anyway.....Red Ant: What a great idea for a contest! Cheers, all!
Phil Alexander - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Not on Radio 4, it wasn't. Incidentally, I see you've spelt "Alanis Morissette" right... did you know her name is one of the most misspelt ones around? After finding out there were more than 30 possible combinations, I wrote this: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/elizabethbarrettbrowning0.shtml
Stuart McArthur - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL! - the title for a start was a killer, and LOL to Johnny D's comment - yeah, that's the last place I'd be exploring when I go travelling to planets far far away - packed with delicious chunks as usual (not your bottom, the parody) - 555
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
A probing account, Kristof. Loved singing along to the OS.
Arwen - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm running out of ways to sing your praises, Mr. Robertson...this was FAB!
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
I think it's a cultivating thing of some form, probably a drug, we and our tubes are the only soil/species able to grow "amfaecesin" for them or something like that.
Kristof Robertson - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Phil: checked yours out; great!....Stu: "delicious chunks"? ewwww!;-)....Master Luke: thanks dude!...Princess Elf: You can try Spanish next time! ;-) Cheers...
Kristof Robertson - June 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Peter...do you spend alot of time alone in darkened rooms? ;-) Thanks, mate...
Rex - June 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Another awesome parody. Don't know why, but it made me think of Woody Allen's old bit about aliens traveling billions of miles through space to have us do their laundry. They're foiled when they return for it and forget their ticket.
stuart mcarthur - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
(U) yes, I remember loving this one - and those first stanza-lines with the six-tuple rhymes are a treat, Kristof - (and special bonus mention to Dee's funny comment, after the JD one I've already bonus-mentioned)
Adagio - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
(U05) It was really funny, even though IDKTOS. I like to read about aliens, etc. These were not only 'outer space', they were "inner space" too. 5's
TOMARIO - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
RHYMING "FIELD" WITH "FEELED" PURE GENIUS
Red Ant - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABCU05) I remember this one very much, in the fact that it is hilarious (I've tried karaoke-ing this, I never make it all the way through because I'm laughing) and for some reason this did not wind up in June SOTM. I've waited over half a year to (more than likely) give this my 5 points. One of your best out of countless outstanding works.
Matthias - January 02, 2006 - Report this comment
You must have been spaced out on something to come up with this... One thing it's lacking though... ALF... but the rest of the parody made me go... HA!!!
Rick C - January 05, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC05) "Close encounters of the turd kind" HA! Too many good lines here, Kristof.
Johnny D - January 05, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) Gee, I was writing this comment and suddenly I seem to be missing some time...YEEOW, gotta do something 'bout them hemorhoids!

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