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Song Parodies -> "Indiff'rent Blokes"

Original Song Title:

"Diff'rent Strokes"

Original Performer:

TV Theme Tune

Parody Song Title:

"Indiff'rent Blokes"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

A plea to all unreconstructed males...get a freakin' clue!
Now her guy won't move; use his feet, get off his bum
The only thing he'll useremote controlling thumb
She's got the horn, but this man of beers
Doesn't notice her; only for the Mets he cheers

All these in-diff'rent blokes
Dumb, in-diff'rent blokes
Crap, in-diff'rent blokes won't woo their girls

Every bloke should thank god for his girlfriend
Most ain't Johnny Depp or 'Lando Bloom
Your fat body's gone to potyour gal's hotyou're not
So just thank your lucky stars in that bedroom
And get freaky really soon!

Give up thebooze and smokes and rock her world
(Be a stud!)
Be adiff'rent bloke and rock her world!

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 12

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Arwen - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
For the record, Diff'rent Strokes was my favorite show as a child. And this, my friend, should be played over airwaves non-stop...until all the non-Bloomesque men in my life get the picture...=)
stuart mcarthur - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL! that's a sad sad sad.......sad story, Kristof - I saw a few of those indifferent blokes in my bar tonight - and they definitely did NOT have clues - 555
alvin rhodes - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
sage advice...5s
Rick C - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Hee :-) 555
Kristof Robertson - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Arwen: Again, indirectly inspired by a certain elf I'm aware of..:-)
Stu: Well, kick em out! Send em home for some lovin'. :-)
Alvin: Sage? Is your gal's name Rosemary? :-)
Rick: Cheers, bud...
AFW - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Great add-vice....fivies
LucidLupin LeeBee - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS but love the sentiment! ;) 5's
Rex - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Alright, alright! I get the point! Just wait until the football game's over, ok?
MrMacphisto - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one, Kristof... 5-5-5
Kristof Robertson - September 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Cheers AFW, LLLB, Rex and Mac!!

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