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Song Parodies -> "Crazy Loner (The CSI Song)"

Original Song Title:

"My Sharona"

Original Performer:

The Knack

Parody Song Title:

"Crazy Loner (The CSI Song)"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

You gotta love forensic policework....
Hanging at the murder scene, the murder scene
Is it just the work of some Crazy Loner?
Pick up little bits of spleen, bits of spleen
It's gotta be the work of some Crazy Loner

Interview a cop, clean up slop, gather DNA
I'll fingerprint the shop, never stop, what a lousy day
Why-y-y-y-y oh!
C-c-c-crazy Loner
C-c-c-crazy Loner

Man, it's such a mystery, a mystery
Unable to locate the head of the owner
Of this nice patisserie, patisserie
And why'd they have to go and steal his mobile phone-a?

Interview a cop in a strop, what a little s**t
Fingerprint the shop, never stop, had enough of it
Why-y-y-y-y oh!
C-c-c-crazy Loner
C-c-c-crazy Loner

Working every day and night, day and night
I smell like Chewbacca and sound like Yoda
Then I finally saw the light, I saw the light
It wasn't blood, I'd just spilt my cherry soda!

Interview a cop, clean up slop, working all alone
Fingerprint the shop, till I drop, then I'm going home
Why-y-y-y-y oh!
C-c-c-crazy Loner
C-c-c-crazy Loner
For Americans who might not know, "in a strop" means in a bad mood

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Mr X - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
I dont watch the show, but it was a good parody. 5/5/5
Jeff Reuben - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Used to watch the show, and it's still a good parody
Paul Robinson - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Kristof - Used to watch CSI all the time. It's probably still a good show, I just decided to drop TV from my agenda for a while back in August. Fine job, 5's.

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