Hanging at the murder scene, the murder scene
Is it just the work of some Crazy Loner?
Pick up little bits of spleen, bits of spleen
It's gotta be the work of some Crazy Loner

Interview a cop, clean up slop, gather DNA
I'll fingerprint the shop, never stop, what a lousy day
Why-y-y-y-y oh!
C-c-c-crazy Loner
C-c-c-crazy Loner

Man, it's such a mystery, a mystery
Unable to locate the head of the owner
Of this nice patisserie, patisserie
And why'd they have to go and steal his mobile phone-a?

Interview a cop in a strop, what a little s**t
Fingerprint the shop, never stop, had enough of it
Why-y-y-y-y oh!
C-c-c-crazy Loner
C-c-c-crazy Loner

Working every day and night, day and night
I smell like Chewbacca and sound like Yoda
Then I finally saw the light, I saw the light
It wasn't blood, I'd just spilt my cherry soda!

Interview a cop, clean up slop, working all alone
Fingerprint the shop, till I drop, then I'm going home
Why-y-y-y-y oh!
C-c-c-crazy Loner
C-c-c-crazy Loner