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Song Parodies -> "The Incestual Story Of Arkansas Al"

Original Song Title:

"The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"The Incestual Story Of Arkansas Al"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

Well, goshdarnit! We's already got the same last name!!
Hey, Arkansas Al
Who's your best gal?
Your sister Sal?

Hey, Arkansas Al
That's immoral
Unnatural

He went to his white wedding with his still, hound dog and gun
Al's brother's mother's daughter is his chilluns' mom
He's an all-American, baccy-chawin' inbred redneck son
(Local preachers sing!)

Hey, Arkansas Al
Incestual
Arkansas Al

Hey, Arkansas Al
You'll go to hell
Or a jail cell

Deep in the Ozarks there's a lot of jealous guys
They're all Al's siblings, but that's not such a surprise
His kids are ugly and they squint thru all three eyes.
(Mutant children-things!)

Hey, Arkansas Al
Your first son, Cal
Is tripedal

Hey, Arkansas Al
Second boy, Mal
Partly fe-ral

The chillun asked him "Daddy, why do we walk weird?
And why does little Britney have a full-grown beard?"
It's sad when all your kin are cauliflower-eared
(Truly frighten-ing!)

Hey, Arkansas Al
You and your pals
Make love, anal

Hey, Arkansas Al
Sweet little Val
Barks, animal

Hey, Arkansas Al
Rights, conjugal
Quite illegal.

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TJC - September 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Truly at-gross-rear-hick! 5 Deliverance-style squeals...
PMS - September 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Knuckle-draggin' inbred mutant 555s fer y'all
The Charnstar - September 23, 2006 - Report this comment
So... wrong... But I now know why i am the way I am. 5-5-5 and jk
Red Ant - September 23, 2006 - Report this comment
I loved all the subs/rhymes you came up with, though "tripedal" sticks out! Great work, Kristof. 555
Spaff.com - September 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Shee-oot, Kristof, yer in fine form here. I had to stop and think through "Al's brother's mother's daughter is his chilluns' mom" - that's a lot to figger out, specially after drinkin' moonshine all weekend.
Matthias - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Kentucky Kristof Krazy Spoof!!!!! It was purely fantastic!!!!
alvin rhodes - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
funny as hell...just for the record, i've never even been to arkansas
Agrimorfee - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Anyone remember that really creepy X-Files episode about the mutant hillbillies living in the cabin? Yeah, that's what came to mind with this parody. Brrrrrr....555

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