-> "(World's Worst) Gigolo"
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"(World's Worst) Gigolo"
On no! Gross! Yes! An orgy!
Pantscome downI'm drunk
My breath smells like a decomposing skunk
I'm wearing lederhosen and Old Spice; your eyes are shut
Because you can'tbelieveyou paid for this performance
Hello, hello (Howdy!)
I'd be the world's worst gigolo (I take cheques!)
Ralph Kramden taught me everything I know
And now youget to see my
Y-frontsare fullof holes
It must be coz they're seventeenyears old
I tinkled but I missedthe toilet bowl
I shouldn't get this trashedI'm onparole!
I can't stand up straight
I've got a hairy back
Is something I sure lack
Let's watch "I Love Lucy"
It might get you juicy
Yellow, yellow (jaundice)
Call me this town's Deuce Bigalow (got food stamps?)
I've got angina so let's take it slow
And when Itake my shirt off
Please don't squeeeealsqueeeeeeeal!
All of thisall of this could be yours
I French kissunlike other cheap whores
Sexy missI'll get down on all fours
Just give me twenty bucksI'm yours for dessert!
Jell-o, jell-o (raspb'rry)
I'll be your no-frills gigolo (my cab's here)
I brought my own pantyhose
For hotdiscount lovin'
I'm a steal; you'll be thanking me
Babe, you'll be spanking me
Yeah yeah, oh yeah, oh baby
Yeah yeah yeah, call me daddy
You got a spare cigarette?? No?? Dang.
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