Song Parodies -> Yelp!
| Original Song Title: | "Help!" |
| Original Performer: | The Beatles |
| Parody Song Title: | "Yelp!" |
| Parody Written by: | Kristof Robertson |
Stuart McArthur made a request for more songs about ex-girlfriends (imaginary or not)....This one's sorta true...
Yelp! In bed or shower
Yelp! Like a cross chihuahua
Yelp! That's what my girlfriend does
Yelps!
When she gets randy and the passion starts to flow
She doesn't call my name or sigh or grunt or moan
The sound she makes, it's like a labrador with flu
And though I know I love her so, I don't know what to do
Yelp! When I buy her chocolates or flowers
After shagging she can yelp for hours and hours
Yelping's gotta stop; our love might sour
Won't you please cease yelping!
We go out shopping and she spies a Gucci dress
So she starts barking, causing other folks distress
And out to dinner at a nice French restaurant
The maitre D approaches me; "A doggy bag you want?"
Yelp! Just like a terrier or hound
And the RSPCA keeps calling round
Should I just take her down to the pound?
She won't cease, cease yelping, yelping, yelpi-i-ing!
Awrooogghh...
Yelp! Like a cross chihuahua
Yelp! That's what my girlfriend does
Yelps!
When she gets randy and the passion starts to flow
She doesn't call my name or sigh or grunt or moan
The sound she makes, it's like a labrador with flu
And though I know I love her so, I don't know what to do
Yelp! When I buy her chocolates or flowers
After shagging she can yelp for hours and hours
Yelping's gotta stop; our love might sour
Won't you please cease yelping!
We go out shopping and she spies a Gucci dress
So she starts barking, causing other folks distress
And out to dinner at a nice French restaurant
The maitre D approaches me; "A doggy bag you want?"
Yelp! Just like a terrier or hound
And the RSPCA keeps calling round
Should I just take her down to the pound?
She won't cease, cease yelping, yelping, yelpi-i-ing!
Awrooogghh...
RSPCA...Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals
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"Like a labrador with flu" cracked me up...5's
Well, look on the bright side, all this yelping like a dog probably leaves you in a rather interesting position sometimes, doesn't it? Heh heh, WOOF! 5's
Pretty funny stuff, Kristof! 5s...
Cheers Dee, Johnny and the lovely Arwen!
"Doggy Bag" and RSPCA cracked me up most but the whole song is ridiculously funny - you've tapped into a rich vein here Kristof! - 555
LOL! Great great job!
LOL!! "Like a labrador with flu". I've been trying to imagine what that sounds like...lol. I have a lab, but don't think she's ever had the flu. :D
Cheers, Stuart, Ash and Adagio! I have 3 ex-girlfriends to go....stay tuned!
A fetching parody.
an apoplexy of giggles incapacitated me whilst reading this...5s
Cute one! :-)
(ABC-Y) I bet her bark is worse than her bite. This was funny and well done.
(ABC) Hehehe!
Arf-out-loud funny. Your girlfriend dug up these 5s from the backyard.
(ABC) Bow WOW. 555
Parody was no dog.
(ABC) See above. Bow. WOW.
Glad I got that Beatles album, this made me LOL!
(ABC) already commented - yes I well remember this one, Kristof - hee hee
How did I miss this first time around? Super, Kristof.
All I know is if you get her fixed, your a dead man. Nice one, Kristof.
I think this the first time I didn't vote all 5's on a Kristof Robertson parody. I voted 4-5-5, because you didn't complete the entire song.... You like skipped an entire verse or two, and that's not the Kristof Robertson that won single handedly almost every Decathlon: Mark 2 contest. So don't take it too personally Kristof, it was a genius idea like all of your parodies are, but I couldn't over look the fact that you didn't complete the whole song. Sorry, buddy.
(Dec 2.0) Not quite like Kristof to have an incomplete parody. Still the expected amount of Kristof-style laughs, though.
(Dec 2) Sit Ubu sit. Good dog. Woof.
(dec2.6) this time the "cross chihuahua" rhyme cracked me up - very funny Kristof, but I can somehow tell that this was written before you really put your shoulder to the wheel in this parody caper, turning every line into killer gags
Thanks for all your feedback, guys...yeah, this parody was written before I really found my feet, and probably wouldn't get past the Kristof quality test today...but heck, I still quite like it (and if you're stressing about the incompleteness, just sing the first verse and chorus again! ;-))
Always thought you were utterly barking, K ;-)
Decathlon...still funny, KR...=) Sometimes it's good to have an excuse to remind people of some older stuff...but to show how far we've come, and also to highlight some old favorites.
(DEC2) Oh, man, I hate saying stuff like this to a Kristof parody because it is so rere, but I have to be honest. . .I didn't get into this one. . .I see where you were going with it and all, but at least you know I mean my comments, I can't say awesome as usual on this one, and I have to ask. . .why did you choose this one instead of writing a new one? With your talent level being where it is you could have wailed with bad habits. I guess you were busy with the holidays. . .sorry friend. . .hope I didn't offend you.
Good to see this one again...see above!
LMAO THATS AWESOME! 5s
DEC- This one reminds me alot of my parody for Funkytown called 'Monkeysounds'. Good work, Kristof. Hey, the security code is WWW. I know, whoopie.
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