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Song Parodies -> "Yelp!"

Original Song Title:

"Help!"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Yelp!"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

Stuart McArthur made a request for more songs about ex-girlfriends (imaginary or not)....This one's sorta true...
Yelp! In bed or shower
Yelp! Like a cross chihuahua
Yelp! That's what my girlfriend does
Yelps!

When she gets randy and the passion starts to flow
She doesn't call my name or sigh or grunt or moan
The sound she makes, it's like a labrador with flu
And though I know I love her so, I don't know what to do

Yelp! When I buy her chocolates or flowers
After shagging she can yelp for hours and hours
Yelping's gotta stop; our love might sour
Won't you please cease yelping!

We go out shopping and she spies a Gucci dress
So she starts barking, causing other folks distress
And out to dinner at a nice French restaurant
The maitre D approaches me; "A doggy bag you want?"

Yelp! Just like a terrier or hound
And the RSPCA keeps calling round
Should I just take her down to the pound?
She won't cease, cease yelping, yelping, yelpi-i-ing!
Awrooogghh...
RSPCA...Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 24

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Dee Range - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
"Like a labrador with flu" cracked me up...5's
Johnny D - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, look on the bright side, all this yelping like a dog probably leaves you in a rather interesting position sometimes, doesn't it? Heh heh, WOOF! 5's
Arwen - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty funny stuff, Kristof! 5s...
Kristof Robertson - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Cheers Dee, Johnny and the lovely Arwen!
Stuart McArthur - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
"Doggy Bag" and RSPCA cracked me up most but the whole song is ridiculously funny - you've tapped into a rich vein here Kristof! - 555
Ashkicksass - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL! Great great job!
Adagio - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL!! "Like a labrador with flu". I've been trying to imagine what that sounds like...lol. I have a lab, but don't think she's ever had the flu. :D
Kristof Robertson - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Cheers, Stuart, Ash and Adagio! I have 3 ex-girlfriends to go....stay tuned!
John Barry - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
A fetching parody.
alvin rhodes - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
an apoplexy of giggles incapacitated me whilst reading this...5s
Meriadoc - October 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Cute one! :-)
Guy - February 05, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-Y) I bet her bark is worse than her bite. This was funny and well done.
Adagio - February 06, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Hehehe!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - February 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Arf-out-loud funny. Your girlfriend dug up these 5s from the backyard.
Agrimorfee - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Bow WOW. 555
Rick D - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Parody was no dog.
Johnny D - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above. Bow. WOW.
Jeff Reuben - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Glad I got that Beatles album, this made me LOL!
Stuart McArthur - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) already commented - yes I well remember this one, Kristof - hee hee
Phil Alexander - February 12, 2005 - Report this comment
How did I miss this first time around? Super, Kristof.
2nz - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment
All I know is if you get her fixed, your a dead man. Nice one, Kristof.
Matthias - December 14, 2007 - Report this comment
I think this the first time I didn't vote all 5's on a Kristof Robertson parody. I voted 4-5-5, because you didn't complete the entire song.... You like skipped an entire verse or two, and that's not the Kristof Robertson that won single handedly almost every Decathlon: Mark 2 contest. So don't take it too personally Kristof, it was a genius idea like all of your parodies are, but I couldn't over look the fact that you didn't complete the whole song. Sorry, buddy.
bobpiecheese - December 14, 2007 - Report this comment
(Dec 2.0) Not quite like Kristof to have an incomplete parody. Still the expected amount of Kristof-style laughs, though.
Agrimorfee - December 17, 2007 - Report this comment
(Dec 2) Sit Ubu sit. Good dog. Woof.
stuart mcarthur - January 01, 2008 - Report this comment
(dec2.6) this time the "cross chihuahua" rhyme cracked me up - very funny Kristof, but I can somehow tell that this was written before you really put your shoulder to the wheel in this parody caper, turning every line into killer gags
Kristof Robertson - January 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks for all your feedback, guys...yeah, this parody was written before I really found my feet, and probably wouldn't get past the Kristof quality test today...but heck, I still quite like it (and if you're stressing about the incompleteness, just sing the first verse and chorus again! ;-))
Phil Alexander - January 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Always thought you were utterly barking, K ;-)
Arwen - January 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Decathlon...still funny, KR...=) Sometimes it's good to have an excuse to remind people of some older stuff...but to show how far we've come, and also to highlight some old favorites.
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - January 02, 2008 - Report this comment
(DEC2) Oh, man, I hate saying stuff like this to a Kristof parody because it is so rere, but I have to be honest. . .I didn't get into this one. . .I see where you were going with it and all, but at least you know I mean my comments, I can't say awesome as usual on this one, and I have to ask. . .why did you choose this one instead of writing a new one? With your talent level being where it is you could have wailed with bad habits. I guess you were busy with the holidays. . .sorry friend. . .hope I didn't offend you.
Jeff Reuben - January 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Good to see this one again...see above!
Jack Wilson - January 03, 2008 - Report this comment
LMAO THATS AWESOME! 5s
Mikey Squirrel - January 03, 2008 - Report this comment
DEC- This one reminds me alot of my parody for Funkytown called 'Monkeysounds'. Good work, Kristof. Hey, the security code is WWW. I know, whoopie.

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