-> "Any Lass, I'll Date"
Original Song Title:
"Every Breath You Take"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Any Lass, I'll Date"
The Lyrics
Any lass, I'll date
Yes, any gal, I'll rate
Whether gay or straight, thin or overweight
Coz I love to woo!
Any babe, I'll charm
A stripper or school marm
From a town or farm; missing leg or arm
I'll still want to woo!
It pleases me....
Femininity!
Honey, you look great;
But so did the last eight!
Any chick, I'll win
With any hue of skin
Sisters with long pins; even better...twins!
(What I'd do with two...)
Hey, what's wrong? Are ya p*ssed? You punched my face
Just coz I said you look so amazing, Grace
Your name is Kate, so it's fair that blood I taste
While other fellers would think, "Oh, what a waste"
I'll keep tryin': ladies, ladies, wheeee!!!
[INSTRUMENTAL]
It's not for me...
Exclusivity
I'm a giving boy;
I like to spread the joy!
Many honeys, laid
So many beds, unmade
All my skills displayed; man, I should be PAID
For the good I do
Any lass, I'll date; Every lust, I'll sate
Coz I love to woo!
Yes, I love to woo...
(Though he thinks he's great,
He can't get a date
He's in bed by eight
Lyin' reprobate)
Erm...I LOVE to woo...
(A big stud, he ain't
Dull as drying paint
Sixty nine complaints
He sees boobs and faints)
That just isn't true!
(Girls say he's a flake
They all get "headaches"
Orgasms, they fake
They can't stay awake)
Hey, shut up, you two!
(You know things aren't great
When your blow-up date
Chooses to deflate
Rather than partake)
OK, guys...we're through....
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