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Song Parodies -> "Martian Strippers Lonely Hearts Club Ads"

Original Song Title:

"Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Martian Strippers Lonely Hearts Club Ads"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

Tired of terrestrial T & A?? Had it with homosapien hotties?? Check this out....
It was only yesterday it seems
Dating aliens, the stuff of dreams
But the future's finally arrived
Now your date can have two eyes or five
Exotic dancers from beyond
All wanting interspecies fun
Martian Strippers Lonely Hearts Club ads

Those Martian Strippers Lonely Hearts Club ads,
They really really are the best
Try Martian Strippers Lonely Hearts Club ads
And get a babe with eighteen breasts!
Martian Strippers Lonely, Martian Strippers Lonely,
Martian Strippers Lonely Hearts Club ads

They'll beam down to this planet
And give you guys a thrill
But once they've finished dating you
They'll have such fun invading you
With a big anal probe...

All those Saturn girls are cold as stone
And Uranus: a no-go zone
But the honeys from that planet red
With their four arms are so good in bed
So may I introduce to you
The stunning Miss Olympus Mons
Martian Strippers Lonely Hearts Club gal...

Pointy ears!!

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Pacing: 4.8
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Adam Eccleshall - January 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Great stuff. I'd like to meet that Miss Olympus Mons ;-)
Sweet Indigo - January 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Hehehehehehe! Wonderful.
MasonR - January 07, 2005 - Report this comment
You did it again, Kristof! Funny, very original premise, brings new meaning to "it came from outer space..." 555!
alvin rhodes - January 07, 2005 - Report this comment
brilliant and original...uranus...no go zone...too much...bravo
Phil Alexander - January 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Lovely, Kristof... tell me, is the next one on the album "You can buy a little help from my friends", or somesuch?
Know 1 can hear you dream - January 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't think I want a babe with eighteen breasts. Not until I can grew eighteen hands that is. BTW: Here's fifteen for you.
Jeff Reuben - January 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent. Futurama gone wild!
Stuart McArthur - January 07, 2005 - Report this comment
You are still on fire, Kristof - so much tso hat you're starting to threaten our native bushland - too much great detail in this to quote, but bravo - 555 (Martian Strippers from Sergeant Peppers???? wha?)
Arwen - January 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Kristof...I'm so glad you're submitting regularly again!
Kristof Robertson - January 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thankyou all and sundry (the sundry being Stu...;-)) for your feedback. I seem to have hit a bit of a purple patch at the mo..who knows, it might dry up tomorrow! I love you all, but in subtly different ways....
Stuart McArthur - January 07, 2005 - Report this comment
okay, I'm guessing, but sun + dry = sundry
- is that it?
Johnny D - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
"They'll have such fun invading you
With a big anal probe..."

Come on, everybody who participated in last year's "Uranus" parody-frenzy should stop by here and vote some 5's!
Ethan Mawyer - August 31, 2005 - Report this comment
ABCs M - not the funnies I've seen from you but interesting at well paced as usual. 545
Agrimorfee - August 31, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Quite funny, and pacing was sharp as a knife.
Red Ant - August 31, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Excellent Kristof.
Adagio - August 31, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Good one!
Rex - September 01, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05 - M) Now I understand why those guys at NASA keep pushing for manned exploration of space.
Dee Range - September 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Tremendous stuff. Sign me up for some of this. High 5's
Stuart McArthur - September 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(M) loved the "uranus - no go zone line" -still don't get "sundry" though
Rick C - September 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Wow, Kristof, women with multiple organisms. Funny one! 555
Arwen - September 11, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC--still makes me grin, KR!
ADam Eccleshall - September 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Still excellent :)
Johnny D - September 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above!
Scathe - September 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(M) 100% weirdness

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