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Song Parodies -> "Martian Strippers Lonely Hearts Club Ads"
Original Song Title:
"Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"Martian Strippers Lonely Hearts Club Ads"
Parody Written by:
Kristof Robertson
The Lyrics
Tired of terrestrial T & A?? Had it with homosapien hotties?? Check this out....
It was only yesterday it seems
Dating aliens, the stuff of dreams
But the future's finally arrived
Now your date can have two eyes or five
Exotic dancers from beyond
All wanting interspecies fun
Martian Strippers Lonely Hearts Club ads
Those Martian Strippers Lonely Hearts Club ads,
They really really are the best
Try Martian Strippers Lonely Hearts Club ads
And get a babe with eighteen breasts!
Martian Strippers Lonely, Martian Strippers Lonely,
Martian Strippers Lonely Hearts Club ads
They'll beam down to this planet
And give you guys a thrill
But once they've finished dating you
They'll have such fun invading you
With a big anal probe...
All those Saturn girls are cold as stone
And Uranus: a no-go zone
But the honeys from that planet red
With their four arms are so good in bed
So may I introduce to you
The stunning Miss Olympus Mons
Martian Strippers Lonely Hearts Club gal...
Pointy ears!!
Dating aliens, the stuff of dreams
But the future's finally arrived
Now your date can have two eyes or five
Exotic dancers from beyond
All wanting interspecies fun
Martian Strippers Lonely Hearts Club ads
Those Martian Strippers Lonely Hearts Club ads,
They really really are the best
Try Martian Strippers Lonely Hearts Club ads
And get a babe with eighteen breasts!
Martian Strippers Lonely, Martian Strippers Lonely,
Martian Strippers Lonely Hearts Club ads
They'll beam down to this planet
And give you guys a thrill
But once they've finished dating you
They'll have such fun invading you
With a big anal probe...
All those Saturn girls are cold as stone
And Uranus: a no-go zone
But the honeys from that planet red
With their four arms are so good in bed
So may I introduce to you
The stunning Miss Olympus Mons
Martian Strippers Lonely Hearts Club gal...
Pointy ears!!
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Great stuff. I'd like to meet that Miss Olympus Mons ;-)
Hehehehehehe! Wonderful.
You did it again, Kristof! Funny, very original premise, brings new meaning to "it came from outer space..." 555!
brilliant and original...uranus...no go zone...too much...bravo
Lovely, Kristof... tell me, is the next one on the album "You can buy a little help from my friends", or somesuch?
I don't think I want a babe with eighteen breasts. Not until I can grew eighteen hands that is. BTW: Here's fifteen for you.
Excellent. Futurama gone wild!
You are still on fire, Kristof - so much tso hat you're starting to threaten our native bushland - too much great detail in this to quote, but bravo - 555 (Martian Strippers from Sergeant Peppers???? wha?)
Kristof...I'm so glad you're submitting regularly again!
Thankyou all and sundry (the sundry being Stu...;-)) for your feedback. I seem to have hit a bit of a purple patch at the mo..who knows, it might dry up tomorrow! I love you all, but in subtly different ways....
okay, I'm guessing, but sun + dry = sundry
- is that it?
- is that it?
"They'll have such fun invading you
With a big anal probe..."
Come on, everybody who participated in last year's "Uranus" parody-frenzy should stop by here and vote some 5's!
With a big anal probe..."
Come on, everybody who participated in last year's "Uranus" parody-frenzy should stop by here and vote some 5's!
ABCs M - not the funnies I've seen from you but interesting at well paced as usual. 545
(ABC05) Quite funny, and pacing was sharp as a knife.
(ABC05) Excellent Kristof.
(ABC05) Good one!
(ABC05 - M) Now I understand why those guys at NASA keep pushing for manned exploration of space.
Tremendous stuff. Sign me up for some of this. High 5's
(M) loved the "uranus - no go zone line" -still don't get "sundry" though
(ABC05) Wow, Kristof, women with multiple organisms. Funny one! 555
ABC--still makes me grin, KR!
(ABC) Still excellent :)
(ABC) See above!
(M) 100% weirdness
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