-> "Your Mom"
Original Song Title:
"Your Song" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
Me and my old friend Johnny were feeling uptight
I said "Hey, let's go see some strippers tonight
We don't have much money, but I know this spot
Where gals dance for food stamps, and Jager shots"
The stage lights came up, the whisky did flow
Forty men started shouting loudly, "Send in the ho!"
Some skank tottered on, and I...well, I almost choked
I took a deep breath and these words I spoke
I hate to inform ya Johnny... dude, that's your MOM!
Guys stuffing fives into her... overstretched thong
Who knew that we'd find
Your mother's behind
Being ogled by pervs?
That sure ain't the usual pie that she serves....
She climbed up the pole, and kicked in the air
And I mentioned to Johnny, "Looks like she's styled her hair" [*Yes, THAT hair..*]
And the crowd was quite kind...out of sympathy
She's more PTA than hot PVC
So excuse me for laughing, while J's turning pale
Coz it's as erotic as a goddamn bake sale
And her coup de grace is kinda "sex ed"
She throws her panties; they.... land on his head
I'm gonna tell everybody... I saw your mom
Bent down, re-vealing to us... where you came from
It ain't a good time
It ain't a wood time
If you want, you can hurl
To think, you were breast-fed by this good-time girl
You might lose your mind
As events, they unfurl
The next act on stage is... its your grandma, Pearl!
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