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Song Parodies -> "All I've Got For Christmas Is Sued"

Original Song Title:

"All I Want For Christmas Is You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Mariah Carey

Parody Song Title:

"All I've Got For Christmas Is Sued"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

Tis the season to be jolly.....yeah, right.......
Here's Mariah's verion
You would think that coz it's Christmas,
Folks would just chill out (of course!)
And not care or get too antsy
If I hit them with my Porsche...
They'll take everything I own,
Litigate me to the bone
Season's greetings, dude...
All I've got for Christmas is sued!

Did my best to help this Christmas;
Tried to fix my neighbour's fuse
(Oh my!) Cue: sound of fire engines
The shirt off my back, I'll lose
So to make myself feel better,
For my office, bought a tree
Decorated it with tinsel,
Which then strangled the M.D...
Santa never gets this shit,
Lawyer smugly serving writ
It's just so dang rude;
All I've got for Christmas is sued...
ooooooh, CRAZY!

Still, because I so love Christmas,
Went out in Kris Kringle gear...(so fly!)
Some small wiseass pulled my beard off,
So I clipped him round the ear
Desperate to lift my spirits,
I went solo caroling
"Deck The Halls" out on the pavement,
One small problem: I can't sing!
Two new lawsuits I've got today;
Brat's dad and the EPA
Ring the bells...I'm screwed
I tell ya, all I've got for Christmas is sued
Suuuuued...GAILY!

(Oh no!)
My poor belt is tight'ning
I'm losing all my hair (it isn't fair!)
And the sound of ex-wife's
Laughter fills the air...
While you're all Christmas cheerin' (oh yeah)
I'm right now court-appearin'
Alimony, back-rent, child support for three...
I'm on Judge Judy regularly!

I don't want a lot for Christmas;
Maybe just some soup and bread
And a cardboard box that's snow-proof
Somewhere I can rest my head
Oh, this old hobo next to me
Wants some cash for "tenancy"
I ain't kidding you
Now a smelly, piss-drunk vagrant..... can sue!
ooooooh, JAIL ME!

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Matthias - December 05, 2007 - Report this comment
People are just too sue crazy these days, even on the holidays.... Man, It looks like after they got done with the street, they snow-ploughed you over.
Ravyn Rant - December 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Love TOS. Love your parody! 555
Invisible Boy - December 05, 2007 - Report this comment
I liked it...so sue me...let's settle this out of court for $555.00
Wendy Christopher - December 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Awwwww...... I hope that hobo at least supplies some tinsel for that cardboard box, Kristof! Another masterpiece - 555!
alvin - December 05, 2007 - Report this comment
loved it...especially the last verse
Jack Wilson - December 05, 2007 - Report this comment
I cant satnd Mariah Carey so I didnt even touch that link, but I KNOW its well paced, so 5s
Rick C - December 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Loved the tree/MD ! :-) 555
Dee Range - December 05, 2007 - Report this comment
The visual of the hobo suing you for rent....priceless. 555
Kristof Robertson - December 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks a bunch Matty, Ravyn, IB, Wendy, Al, Jack, Rick and Dee....this has been kicking around in my head for weeks (and it's the only Mariah OS I can listen to without feeling nauseous)
MrMacphisto - December 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Great job at making suing slapstick... :)
AFW - December 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Lovely lines of litigation
John Jenkins - December 05, 2007 - Report this comment
There can't be too many attorney parodies, and this is one of the best.
Phil Alexander - December 06, 2007 - Report this comment
I have taken legal opinion, and this is good. Just had a thought: "A Lawyer Called Sue" might work as a parody...
Wicked Green Queen - December 06, 2007 - Report this comment
SOZ, I love this song. Our school is doing it this year at our winter concert. I LOVED your parody also.

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