-> "All I've Got For Christmas Is Sued"
Original Song Title:
"All I Want For Christmas Is You"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"All I've Got For Christmas Is Sued"
The Lyrics
You would think that coz it's Christmas,
Folks would just chill out (of course!)
And not care or get too antsy
If I hit them with my Porsche...
They'll take everything I own,
Litigate me to the bone
Season's greetings, dude...
All I've got for Christmas is sued!
Did my best to help this Christmas;
Tried to fix my neighbour's fuse
(Oh my!) Cue: sound of fire engines
The shirt off my back, I'll lose
So to make myself feel better,
For my office, bought a tree
Decorated it with tinsel,
Which then strangled the M.D...
Santa never gets this shit,
Lawyer smugly serving writ
It's just so dang rude;
All I've got for Christmas is sued...
ooooooh, CRAZY!
Still, because I so love Christmas,
Went out in Kris Kringle gear...(so fly!)
Some small wiseass pulled my beard off,
So I clipped him round the ear
Desperate to lift my spirits,
I went solo caroling
"Deck The Halls" out on the pavement,
One small problem: I can't sing!
Two new lawsuits I've got today;
Brat's dad and the EPA
Ring the bells...I'm screwed
I tell ya, all I've got for Christmas is sued
Suuuuued...GAILY!
(Oh no!)
My poor belt is tight'ning
I'm losing all my hair (it isn't fair!)
And the sound of ex-wife's
Laughter fills the air...
While you're all Christmas cheerin' (oh yeah)
I'm right now court-appearin'
Alimony, back-rent, child support for three...
I'm on Judge Judy regularly!
I don't want a lot for Christmas;
Maybe just some soup and bread
And a cardboard box that's snow-proof
Somewhere I can rest my head
Oh, this old hobo next to me
Wants some cash for "tenancy"
I ain't kidding you
Now a smelly, piss-drunk vagrant..... can sue!
ooooooh, JAIL ME!
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