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Fun Music Information -> Mariah Carey
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Mariah Carey & Jay-ZQuotes:
A lot of people are singing about how screwed up the world is, and I don't think that everybody wants to hear about that all the time. Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Jokes:
Mariah Carey recently took her car to the mechanic, complaining of a high-pitch squeaking noise. The mechanic could not find anything wrong, and the car is returned to Mariah. Later on, Mariah returns her car to the mechanic. At the mechanics, Mariah gets back in the car and starts singing along to her favorite music, and AGAIN she complains about the noise. Again, the mechanic finds nothing wrong! She goes to the mechanic a third time, and, finally, the mechanic gets in the car with Mariah Carey, singing along with her favorite music. This time, the mechanic finally hears that squeaking noise! ...... It makes you wonder; Is the problem in the car, or in Mariah Carey? Submitted by: Jeff Williams
| Q: What do you call a female singer with no fans? A: Pariah Carey. Submitted by: She
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Music Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Maria Nunez. Submitted by: Azya
Also known as: Maria Nunez. Submitted by: lylap
Music Performer Nicknames:
Known informally as: Mirage. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Known informally as: High-5. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:
- Monroe and Moroccan - 5Her fraternal twins with husband Nick Cannon. I just don't understand people. Those are two of the worst names ever! Just horrible. Submitted by: Edward
Singers Who Act:
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Glitter" | Not well received by critics. - shepop |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Mariah Cash N. Carey | She is a cash cow now. | MOR |
| Mariah Cry | She's too whiney, anyway! | Niko |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "All I Want For Christmas Is Food" | "All I Want For Christmas Is You" | Opie M. |
| "Delusion of Love" | "Vision of Love" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Fission Of Love" | "Vision Of Love" | Regina Haniger |
| "Version Of Love" | "Vision Of Love" | Regina Haniger |
| "Feel Under The Weather" | "We Belong Together" | kookie munster |
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Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Always Be My Baby," | Babies grow up, so they can't always stay that way | Mitch |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Love Is A Contact Sport," Whitney Houston | "Touch My Body," Mariah Carey | |
| "Please Come To Boston," Dave Loggins | "I'll Be There," Mariah Carey | |
| "Don't Let Go," Roy Hamilton | "Can't Let Go," Mariah Carey | |
| "Obsession," Animotion | "You're Mine," Mariah Carey | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Boy (I Need Yo)" originally "Boy (I Need You)"
Fiona Pear
"Bo (I Need You)" originally "Boy (I Need You)"
Fiona Pear
"Love Takes Tim" originally "Love Takes Time"
Candy Welty
"Love Takes Tie" originally "Love Takes Time"
Candy Welty
"My Al" originally "My All"
Serafina
There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Boyd (I Need You)" originally "Boy (I Need You)"
Fiona Pear
"Buoy (I Need You)" originally "Boy (I Need You)"
Fiona Pear
"Body (I Need You)" originally "Boy (I Need You)"
Fiona Pear
"Lover Takes Time" originally "Love Takes Time"
Candy Welty
"Love Takes Timer" originally "Love Takes Time"
Candy Welty
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"All I Want For Christmas Is Lou" originally "All I Want For Christmas Is You"
Henrietta Caroleen Ellenboro
"You're Nine (Eternal)" originally "You're Mine (Eternal)"
redsimba
"Dove Takes Time" originally "Love Takes Time"
Candy Welty
"Love Takes Tide" originally "Love Takes Time"
Candy Welty
"Love Takes Mime" originally "Love Takes Time"
Candy Welty
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Recordings:
Dec 9
a parody of "All I Want For Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey
A christmas present to all my fellow NY'ers who understand that there really is a tradition for those who do not celebrate Christmas.
www.humafewbars.com: (mp3)
July 7
a parody of "Touch My Body" by Mariah Carey
This is a hilarious brand new really funny parody song of Mariah Carey's Touch My Body. It talks about a lead singer in a group taking full spotlight and the impending doom of the members.
www.youtube.com: (FLV)
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "They Can't Take That Away from Me [Mariah's Theme]" | "They Can't Take That Away from Lincoln Loud [Lori Loud's Theme]" | LoriLoud2020 |
| "All I Want for Christmas Is You" | "Who Likes Grown-Up Christmas? Not Me" | Jaycie |
| "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)" | "Rallies (Attend these events)" | William Little |
| "All I Want for Christmas Is You" | "All I Want for Christmas Is Cheer" | Mickey the Crazy Conch |
| "All I Want for Christmas Is You" | "Got Me Socks for Christmas? Thank You" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "We Belong Together" | "Please Stay On the Stretcher" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "All I Want For Christmas Is You" | "I Just Want A Christmas Tattoo" | Abbott Skelding |
| "All I Want For Christmas Is You" | "25 Parodies Of Christmas: 4. All I Want For Christmas Is Nudes" | Jonathan |
| "All I Want For Christmas Is You" | "Chinese Food On Christmas With Jews" | The Offenders |
| "All I Want For Christmas Is You" | "Grand Theft Auto Modders Get Sued" | LPG-Unit |
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Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Fantasy | High-fantasy novels | Ant Ko |
| Emotions | Disney/Pixar's Inside Out movie promos | Andrew |
| Fly Like A Bird | Red Bull Energy Drink | rOrO |
| Through The Rain | Windshield Wipers, Umbrellas, or Ponchos | Salma |
| Shake It Off | Head and Shoulders/Any dandruff shampoo | Fault |
| There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Touch My Body | iPod touch | anonymous |
| Touch My Body | Rape Counseling Hotline | quagworth |
| Heartbreaker | Cardiologist | been_a_son |
| I Don't Wanna Cry | Zoloft | Liz |
| Say Somethin' | Speech Therapy Centre | primjit |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| I Can't Dance Genesis | Without You Mariah Carey | I Can't Dance Without You | Lance Crackers |
| I Don't Want To Wait Paula Cole | Forever Mariah Carey | I Don't Want To Wait Forever Who would? | Rachel |
| I'll Wait Van Halen | Forever Mariah Carey | I'll Wait Forever | Little Old Lady Hu |
| X-Ray Visions Clutch | Vision Of Love Mariah Carey | X-Ray Visions Of Love | Edward |
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If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Uriah Carey
Uriah Heep combined with Mariah Carey
I thought that was the performer's name. Also, in the Bible King David lusted after Bathsheba. Her husband's name was Uriah.
Submitted By: Koala Bear
Cash & Carey
Rosanne Cash combined with Mariah Carey
Submitted By: Rash Dipdock
Cash 'n' Carey
Mariah Carey combined with Johnny Cash
Get it? Cash-and-carry!
Submitted By: Ed
Misheard Lyrics:
"All I Want For Christmas Is You"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm just gonna keep Mom waiting
Underneath the mistletoe Original Lyrics: I'm just gonna keep on waiting
Underneath the mistletoe | "All I Want for Christmas Is You"
Misheard Lyrics: Santa, won't you bring me one millionaire?
Original Lyrics: Santa, won't you bring me the one I really need?
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"Vision Of Love"
Misheard Lyrics: I feel so lame
Original Lyrics: Feel so alive
| "O Holy Night"
Misheard Lyrics: Fall on your niece
Oh, hear the angels' voices Oh, night divide Oh, night when Christ was bored. Original Lyrics: Fall on your knees
Oh, hear the angels' voices Oh, night divine Oh, night when Christ was born. |
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Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"O Holy Night "
Misheard Lyrics: Fall on your niece
Oh, hear the angels' voices Oh, night divide Oh, night when Christ was bored. Original Lyrics: Fall on your knees
Oh, hear the angels' voices Oh, night divine Oh, night when Christ was born. |
Story about this misheard lyric by: rob My little sister thought this was a song about Jesus' home life, and how he picked on his younger family members like all older siblings do! |
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Song Parody Fragments:
"All I want for Christmas is You "
Better Lyrics:
All I want for Christmas is "me."
I need to find "me."
I need to find "me."
Original Lyrics:
All I want for Christmas is You
Submitted by: Steven Wynn
"Vision of Love"
Better Lyrics:
We have a vision of blood
To establish an Islamist country
We have a vision of blood
To follow what the Prophet has decreed
Let the infidels scream
Satanists all filled with religiosity
To stay alive
Convert to Islam or pay a fee
Excuse us, we have to kill some Yazindis...
To establish an Islamist country
We have a vision of blood
To follow what the Prophet has decreed
Let the infidels scream
Satanists all filled with religiosity
To stay alive
Convert to Islam or pay a fee
Excuse us, we have to kill some Yazindis...
Original Lyrics:
I had a vision of love
And it was all that you've given to me
I had a vision of love
And it was all that you've given me
I've realized a dream
And I visualized the love that came to be
Feel so alive
I'm so thankful that I've received
The answer that Heaven has sent down to me
And it was all that you've given to me
I had a vision of love
And it was all that you've given me
I've realized a dream
And I visualized the love that came to be
Feel so alive
I'm so thankful that I've received
The answer that Heaven has sent down to me
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Heartbreaker"
Better Lyrics:
Slave driver you crack the whip at me,
If I do not pick cotton consistently,
Oh why did you have to go and purchase me?
And I just knew right from the start,
You'd abuse me after dark
If I do not pick cotton consistently,
Oh why did you have to go and purchase me?
And I just knew right from the start,
You'd abuse me after dark
Original Lyrics:
Heartbreaker you've got the best of me,
but I just keep on coming back incessantly,
Oh why did you have to run your game on me?
I should have known right from the start,
you'd go and break my heart
but I just keep on coming back incessantly,
Oh why did you have to run your game on me?
I should have known right from the start,
you'd go and break my heart
Submitted by: Brady Turner
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Obsessed"
The Funny Lyrics: See right through you like you're bathing in windex
Why They're Funny: Wtf??? so if you use generic widow cleaner she won't see right through you???
Submitted by: Rob Waters
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Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Bliss"
The Repetitive Lyrics: On and on...
Why They're Repetitive: First of all, Mariah is copying Minnie Riperton. Second of all, it makes my Mom mad at Mariah's whiney voice when I listen to her (I have this CD). Third of all, Mariah repeats this, like, 80 times in this over 5 minute long song. It takes up almost all the time and makes me go crazy.
Submitted by: Amy
| "Without You"
The Repetitive Lyrics: I can't live
Why They're Repetitive: If you can't live, why aren't you dead?
Submitted by: Misty
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Honey"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: And it's just like honey when your love comes over me
Why They're Nonsensical: Firstly, it seems Mariah has some strange Cleopatra-like complex by bathing in honey. Secondly, now these lyrics don't make sense on their own, so they must mean only one thing...and I'll only say this: 'Mariah...you better have a thorough wash afterwards...and make sure you clean up too. Don't think the white upholstery and carpets are going to mask anything...'
Submitted by: Devil Jones
| "It's Like That"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: These chickens is ash, and I'm lotion...
Why They're Nonsensical: My friend and I have played this song over and over trying to figure out if those were the true lyrics. Now that we know they are, what in the HELL does it mean?
Submitted by: Erica
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Inappropriate Song Lyrics:
"It's Like That"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: It's a special occasion - Mimi's emancipation
Why They're Inappropriate: One of the ultimate irritants of any song is when the artist name-drops or at least alludes to the album title for no reason whatsoever and little Mariah here is no exception. I bet if I listen next time I'll hear someone in the background saying 'available in all record shops now!' afterwards.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
| "Butterfly"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: While horses round.......
Why They're Inappropriate: This song is supposed to be about butterflies, not horses, yet she mentions them anyway (as if they're more important than the butterflies)... and what makes it even worse is she had about 4 horses and 2 butterflies in the video.
Submitted by: Chyelle
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Dirty Song Lyrics:
"Touch My Body"
The Dirty Lyrics: touch my body, tussle me around play with me some more
Why They're Dirty: well... what do you think play with me some more means? :P
Submitted by: togepi bundr
| "Honey"
The Dirty Lyrics: And it's just like honey
When your love comes over me Oh baby I've got a dependency Always strung out for another taste of your honey It's like honey when it washes over me You know sugar never ever was so sweet And I'm dying for you cryin' for you I adore you One hit of your love addicted me Now I'm strung out on you darlin' Don't you see every night and day I can hardly wait for another taste of honey Honey I can't describe how good it feels inside Why They're Dirty: Mariah has never clarified what this song is truly about.....and come on! Mariah talking about how sweet her lover tastes? 'Honey comes over me'? 'How good it feels inside'? The song sounds like it's about being a sex addict in several ways. I was 13 yrs old when that song came out, and even then, I was a bit perplexed, thinking, 'I know she changed her image to be all hip-hop and edgy, but that's way too sexual!'. Definitely one of her dirtiest songs...not that it's a bad thing!
Submitted by: Fi0na
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Obsessed"
The Lyrics: Got you all fired up with your Napoleon complex,
Seein' right through you like you're bathin' in Windex. Who They Mention: Napoleon Bonaparte
Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
| "We Belong Together"
The Lyrics: I can't sleep at night
When you are on my mind Bobby Womack's on the radio saying to me 'If you think you're lonely now' Wait a minute this is too deep, to deep, I gotta change the station so I turn the dial tryin to catch a break and then I hear babyface Who They Mention: Bobby Womack, Babyface
Submitted by: Majesticreign
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How to Pronounce a Band Name:
"Ma-RYE-uh CARE-ee
That's right, the middle syllable of her first name has the long "i" sound.
Submitted by: Alex
Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Obsessed"
The Lyrics: Got you all fired up with your Napoleon complex,
Seein' right through you like you're bathin' in Windex. Product Brand Name: Windex window cleaner
Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
| "It's Like That"
The Lyrics: I cam to have a party
Open off the Bacardi Product Brand Name: Bacardi
Submitted by: bob
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Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"Emotions"
The Song Lyrics: You know the way you make me lose control
Song They Mention: "Make Me Lose Control" by Eric Carmen
Submitted by: Mickey D.
| "For The Record"
The Song Lyrics: For the record
You'll always be a part of me No matter what you do And for the record Can't nobody say I didn't give my all to you And for the record I told you underneath the stars That you belong to me And for the record It's obvious that we Just can't let go of us Honey Song They Mention: My All; Underneath The Stars; Can't Let Go; Honey...all of which are songs of hers
Submitted by: Foofoo
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Hero"
Opening Lines: There's a hero if you look inside your heart.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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Song Title Space Change:
"Dre Am Lover" originally "Dreamlover"
Didn't know Mariah and Dr. Dre were lovers.
Submitted by: Peter
"I'll Bet Here" originally "I'll Be There"
Submitted by: Paula
"We Belong To Get Her" originally "We Belong Together"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"We Be Long To Get Her" originally "We Belong Together"
Watch out Mariah for the PC police!
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"We Be Long Together" originally "We Belong Together"
Mariah really sets back the racial stereotypes?
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
There are additional Song Title Space Change available.
Band Name Anagrams:
My Chair Area Submitted by: Joe
as in, a place for me to arrange chairs
Chimaera Ray Submitted by: Alison Runyon
Two cartilaginous fishes!
Song Title Anagrams:
"Take Veils To Me" originally "Love Takes Time"
Submitted by: John
"Vote Like Teams" originally "Love Takes Time"
Submitted by: John
"Violet Takes Me" originally "Love Takes Time"
as in a person named Violet
Submitted by: John
"Make Violet Set" originally "Love Takes Time"
Submitted by: John
"Katie T. Loves Me" originally "Love Takes Time"
Submitted by: John
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Song Title Acrostics:
LA: "Long Ago"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
MILF: "Make It Last Forever"
Without kids?
Submitted by: Foofoo
AIL: "Alone in Love"
Submitted by: Erin
FLAB: "Fly Like a Bird"
Submitted by: redsimba
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Chime At Thick" originally "I'm That Chick"
Submitted by: Eva Cave
Foreign Language in English Songs:
"Infinity"
The Lyrics: Je ne comprends pas
Why: This is a French phrase which translates to "I do not understand."
Submitted by: redsimba
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What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
""American Idol" Judge"
Mariah Carey will join "American Idol" as a judge next season for a rumored $18 million contract for 1 year with a renewal option. The show, which saw previous judges Steven Tyler and Jennifer Lopez exit, will be back on the air for Season 12 in January 2013.
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Movies Named After Song Titles:
"Obsessed"
2009 film w/ Idris Elba and Ali Larter
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
