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Fun Music Information -> Mariah Carey
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Mariah Carey & Jay-ZQuotes:
A lot of people are singing about how screwed up the world is, and I don't think that everybody wants to hear about that all the time. Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Jokes:
Q: What do you call a female singer with no fans? A: Pariah Carey. Submitted by: She
| What do you call a female pop star with bad teeth? Mariah Caries Submitted by: Matthew Whitaker
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Music Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Maria Nunez. Submitted by: Azya
Also known as: Maria Nunez. Submitted by: lylap
Music Performer Nicknames:
Known informally as: Mirage. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Known informally as: High-5. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:
- Monroe and Moroccan - 5Her fraternal twins with husband Nick Cannon. I just don't understand people. Those are two of the worst names ever! Just horrible. Submitted by: Edward
Singers Who Act:
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Glitter" | Not well received by critics. - shepop |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Mariah Cash N. Carey | She is a cash cow now. | MOR |
| Mariah Cry | She's too whiney, anyway! | Niko |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Feel Under The Weather" | "We Belong Together" | kookie munster |
| "pigeon or dove" | "vision of love" | michell |
| "Through The Pain" | "Through The Rain" | NuGGaH |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Always Be My Baby," | Babies grow up, so they can't always stay that way | Mitch |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Obsession," Animotion | "You're Mine," Mariah Carey | |
| "When," Kalin Twins | "Someday," Mariah Carey | |
| "Livin' In My Dream World," Taco | "Fantasy," Mariah Carey | |
| "Feel The Need," Anita Baker | "I Feel It," Mariah Carey | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Love Takes Tim" originally "Love Takes Time"
Candy Welty
"Love Takes Tie" originally "Love Takes Time"
Candy Welty
"My Al" originally "My All"
Serafina
"Ouch My Body" originally "Touch My Body"
Carey getting old?
Peter
"Touch My Boy" originally "Touch My Body"
Peter
There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Lover Takes Time" originally "Love Takes Time"
Candy Welty
"Love Takes Timer" originally "Love Takes Time"
Candy Welty
"Clove Takes Time" originally "Love Takes Time"
Candy Welty
"Glove Takes Time" originally "Love Takes Time"
Candy Welty
"My Ally" originally "My All"
Serafina
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Dove Takes Time" originally "Love Takes Time"
Candy Welty
"Love Takes Tide" originally "Love Takes Time"
Candy Welty
"Love Takes Mime" originally "Love Takes Time"
Candy Welty
"Love Takes Tire" originally "Love Takes Time"
Candy Welty
"Love Rakes Time" originally "Love Takes Time"
Candy Welty
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Recordings:
July 7
a parody of "Touch My Body" by Mariah Carey
This is a hilarious brand new really funny parody song of Mariah Carey's Touch My Body. It talks about a lead singer in a group taking full spotlight and the impending doom of the members.
www.youtube.com: (FLV)
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "O Holy Night" | "O Frankenstein" | Matthias |
| "All I Want For Christmas Is You" | "All I Get For Christmas Is Stew" | Glynn Leaney |
| "Touch My Body" | "Take My Country" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Touch My Body" | "Always Tardy" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town" | "Dracula Rises From The Tomb" | Sue Donym |
| "All I Want For Christmas Is You" | "All I've Got For Christmas Is Booze" | Wendy Christopher |
| "We Belong Together" | "We Can Swag Together" | summeriot |
| "Hate U" | "Rate U (On Youtube)" | Nixon Lee |
| "All I Want For Christmas Is You" | "All I Want For Christmas Is Poo" | BabyRuth |
| "Obsessed" | "Repressed" | Blaydeman |
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Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Fly Like A Bird | Red Bull Energy Drink | rOrO |
| Through The Rain | Windshield Wipers, Umbrellas, or Ponchos | Salma |
| Shake It Off | Head and Shoulders/Any dandruff shampoo | Fault |
| Fourth Of July | Fireworks | Candi |
| Dream Lover | Match Making | Candi |
| There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Touch My Body | iPod touch | anonymous |
| Touch My Body | Rape Counseling Hotline | quagworth |
| Heartbreaker | Cardiologist | been_a_son |
| I Don't Wanna Cry | Zoloft | Liz |
| Say Somethin' | Speech Therapy Centre | primjit |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| So Lonely The Police | Without You Mariah Carey | So Lonely Without You | Edward |
| Know Your Chicken Cibo Matto | I'm That Chick Mariah Carey | Know That I'm Your Chicken | Ashley Michelle McGowan |
| Shut Up And Drive Rihanna | Say Somethin' Mariah Carey | Shut Up And Say Somethin' | Foofoo |
| Things Can Only Get Better Howard Jones | Without You Mariah Carey | Things Can Only Get Better Without You So go away! | Edward |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Uriah Carey
Uriah Heep combined with Mariah Carey
I thought that was the performer's name. Also, in the Bible King David lusted after Bathsheba. Her husband's name was Uriah.
Submitted By: Koala Bear
Cash & Carey
Rosanne Cash combined with Mariah Carey
Submitted By: Rash Dipdock
Cash 'n' Carey
Mariah Carey combined with Johnny Cash
Get it? Cash-and-carry!
Submitted By: Ed
Misheard Lyrics:
"Don't Forget About Us"
Misheard Lyrics: And if the scotch got you all messed up now that's that trickery
Original Lyrics: And if she's got your head all messed up now that's the trickery
| "Fantasy (Bad Boy Remix)"
Misheard Lyrics: Me and Mariah
Go back like babies and pacifiers Old Dirty Dog's no liar Keep the penalty hot like fire Jump, jump, let me see you do the stunt Girls, let me see you shake your rump Brothers, hit it from the back to front And let's do it, do it, do it up I'm a little bit raunchy I'm a little bit rough mold I done stole the soul Big letters all big and bold Old Dirty Bastard 'cross the floor Original Lyrics: Me and Mariah
Go back like babies and pacifiers Old Dirt Dog's no liar Keep your fantasy hot like fire Jump, jump, let me see you do the stump Girls, let me see you shake your rump Brothers, get in from the back and pump And let's do it do it do the hump I'm a little bit of country I'm a little bit of rock 'n roll And I'm soul to soul Big letters all big and bold Old Dirty Bastard 'cross the globe |
"Fantasy (Bad Boy Remix)"
Misheard Lyrics: Salem are you in the house?
Original Lyrics: Shaolin are you in the house?
| "Always Be My Baby"
Misheard Lyrics: Time Caterisms feeling me strong
Original Lyrics: Time can't erase a feeling this strong
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Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Without You"
Misheard Lyrics: Ken Lee
Tulibu, dibu, douchoo Original Lyrics: Can't live
If living is without you |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Sheila Oh This was a popular YouTube video where a Bulgarian woman auditioned for her country's "Music Idol" show. She insisted that the song she was about to sing was called "Ken Lee" by Mariah Carey. She proceeded to sing the song gibberishly, using words not even the Bulgarian judges could understand. When one of the judges asked what language she was singing in, the singer replied "English". |
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Song Parody Fragments:
"Vision of Love"
Better Lyrics:
We have a vision of blood
To establish an Islamist country
We have a vision of blood
To follow what the Prophet has decreed
Let the infidels scream
Satanists all filled with religiosity
To stay alive
Convert to Islam or pay a fee
Excuse us, we have to kill some Yazindis...
To establish an Islamist country
We have a vision of blood
To follow what the Prophet has decreed
Let the infidels scream
Satanists all filled with religiosity
To stay alive
Convert to Islam or pay a fee
Excuse us, we have to kill some Yazindis...
Original Lyrics:
I had a vision of love
And it was all that you've given to me
I had a vision of love
And it was all that you've given me
I've realized a dream
And I visualized the love that came to be
Feel so alive
I'm so thankful that I've received
The answer that Heaven has sent down to me
And it was all that you've given to me
I had a vision of love
And it was all that you've given me
I've realized a dream
And I visualized the love that came to be
Feel so alive
I'm so thankful that I've received
The answer that Heaven has sent down to me
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Heartbreaker"
Better Lyrics:
Slave driver you crack the whip at me,
If I do not pick cotton consistently,
Oh why did you have to go and purchase me?
And I just knew right from the start,
You'd abuse me after dark
If I do not pick cotton consistently,
Oh why did you have to go and purchase me?
And I just knew right from the start,
You'd abuse me after dark
Original Lyrics:
Heartbreaker you've got the best of me,
but I just keep on coming back incessantly,
Oh why did you have to run your game on me?
I should have known right from the start,
you'd go and break my heart
but I just keep on coming back incessantly,
Oh why did you have to run your game on me?
I should have known right from the start,
you'd go and break my heart
Submitted by: Brady Turner
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Obsessed"
The Funny Lyrics: See right through you like you're bathing in windex
Why They're Funny: Wtf??? so if you use generic widow cleaner she won't see right through you???
Submitted by: Rob Waters
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Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Bliss"
The Repetitive Lyrics: On and on...
Why They're Repetitive: First of all, Mariah is copying Minnie Riperton. Second of all, it makes my Mom mad at Mariah's whiney voice when I listen to her (I have this CD). Third of all, Mariah repeats this, like, 80 times in this over 5 minute long song. It takes up almost all the time and makes me go crazy.
Submitted by: Amy
| "Without You"
The Repetitive Lyrics: I can't live
Why They're Repetitive: If you can't live, why aren't you dead?
Submitted by: Misty
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Honey"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: And it's just like honey when your love comes over me
Why They're Nonsensical: Firstly, it seems Mariah has some strange Cleopatra-like complex by bathing in honey. Secondly, now these lyrics don't make sense on their own, so they must mean only one thing...and I'll only say this: 'Mariah...you better have a thorough wash afterwards...and make sure you clean up too. Don't think the white upholstery and carpets are going to mask anything...'
Submitted by: Devil Jones
| "It's Like That"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: These chickens is ash, and I'm lotion...
Why They're Nonsensical: My friend and I have played this song over and over trying to figure out if those were the true lyrics. Now that we know they are, what in the HELL does it mean?
Submitted by: Erica
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Inappropriate Song Lyrics:
"It's Like That"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: It's a special occasion - Mimi's emancipation
Why They're Inappropriate: One of the ultimate irritants of any song is when the artist name-drops or at least alludes to the album title for no reason whatsoever and little Mariah here is no exception. I bet if I listen next time I'll hear someone in the background saying 'available in all record shops now!' afterwards.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
| "Butterfly"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: While horses round.......
Why They're Inappropriate: This song is supposed to be about butterflies, not horses, yet she mentions them anyway (as if they're more important than the butterflies)... and what makes it even worse is she had about 4 horses and 2 butterflies in the video.
Submitted by: Chyelle
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Dirty Song Lyrics:
"Touch My Body"
The Dirty Lyrics: touch my body, tussle me around play with me some more
Why They're Dirty: well... what do you think play with me some more means? :P
Submitted by: togepi bundr
| "Honey"
The Dirty Lyrics: And it's just like honey
When your love comes over me Oh baby I've got a dependency Always strung out for another taste of your honey It's like honey when it washes over me You know sugar never ever was so sweet And I'm dying for you cryin' for you I adore you One hit of your love addicted me Now I'm strung out on you darlin' Don't you see every night and day I can hardly wait for another taste of honey Honey I can't describe how good it feels inside Why They're Dirty: Mariah has never clarified what this song is truly about.....and come on! Mariah talking about how sweet her lover tastes? 'Honey comes over me'? 'How good it feels inside'? The song sounds like it's about being a sex addict in several ways. I was 13 yrs old when that song came out, and even then, I was a bit perplexed, thinking, 'I know she changed her image to be all hip-hop and edgy, but that's way too sexual!'. Definitely one of her dirtiest songs...not that it's a bad thing!
Submitted by: Fi0na
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Obsessed"
The Lyrics: Got you all fired up with your Napoleon complex,
Seein' right through you like you're bathin' in Windex. Who They Mention: Napoleon Bonaparte
Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
| "We Belong Together"
The Lyrics: I can't sleep at night
When you are on my mind Bobby Womack's on the radio saying to me 'If you think you're lonely now' Wait a minute this is too deep, to deep, I gotta change the station so I turn the dial tryin to catch a break and then I hear babyface Who They Mention: Bobby Womack, Babyface
Submitted by: Majesticreign
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How to Pronounce a Band Name:
"Ma-RYE-uh CARE-ee
That's right, the middle syllable of her first name has the long "i" sound.
Submitted by: Alex
Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Obsessed"
The Lyrics: Got you all fired up with your Napoleon complex,
Seein' right through you like you're bathin' in Windex. Product Brand Name: Windex window cleaner
Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
| "It's Like That"
The Lyrics: I cam to have a party
Open off the Bacardi Product Brand Name: Bacardi
Submitted by: bob
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Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"Emotions"
The Song Lyrics: You know the way you make me lose control
Song They Mention: "Make Me Lose Control" by Eric Carmen
Submitted by: Mickey D.
| "For The Record"
The Song Lyrics: For the record
You'll always be a part of me No matter what you do And for the record Can't nobody say I didn't give my all to you And for the record I told you underneath the stars That you belong to me And for the record It's obvious that we Just can't let go of us Honey Song They Mention: My All; Underneath The Stars; Can't Let Go; Honey...all of which are songs of hers
Submitted by: Foofoo
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Song Title Space Change:
"Dre Am Lover" originally "Dreamlover"
Didn't know Mariah and Dr. Dre were lovers.
Submitted by: Peter
"I'll Bet Here" originally "I'll Be There"
Submitted by: Paula
"We Belong To Get Her" originally "We Belong Together"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"We Be Long To Get Her" originally "We Belong Together"
Watch out Mariah for the PC police!
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"We Be Long Together" originally "We Belong Together"
Mariah really sets back the racial stereotypes?
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
There are additional Song Title Space Change available.
Band Name Anagrams:
My Chair Area Submitted by: Joe
as in, a place for me to arrange chairs
Chimaera Ray Submitted by: Alison Runyon
Two cartilaginous fishes!
Song Title Anagrams:
"Eat Her Stew" originally "Sweetheart"
Submitted by: Claire Grayson
"The Stew Era" originally "Sweetheart"
Submitted by: Claire Grayson
"Saw The Tree" originally "Sweetheart"
Submitted by: Claire Grayson
"We Taste Her" originally "Sweetheart"
Submitted by: Claire Grayson
"Waste Three" originally "Sweetheart"
Submitted by: Claire Grayson
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Song Title Acrostics:
LA: "Long Ago"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
MILF: "Make It Last Forever"
Without kids?
Submitted by: Foofoo
AIL: "Alone in Love"
Submitted by: Erin
FLAB: "Fly Like a Bird"
Submitted by: redsimba
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Chime At Thick" originally "I'm That Chick"
Submitted by: Eva Cave
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
""American Idol" Judge"
Mariah Carey will join "American Idol" as a judge next season for a rumored $18 million contract for 1 year with a renewal option. The show, which saw previous judges Steven Tyler and Jennifer Lopez exit, will be back on the air for Season 12 in January 2013.
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Movies Named After Song Titles:
"Obsessed"
2009 film w/ Idris Elba and Ali Larter
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
