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Song Parodies -> ".....osis (revised version)"

Original Song Title:

"Lola"

Original Performer:

The Kinks

Parody Song Title:

".....osis (revised version)"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

Please ignore the other posting of this song; I left out a bit of a verse (d'oh!)...this is still officially my 100th parody (woo hoo!!!)
I met her in a club down in Mississip
Where the air, it reeks of defeat, stale beer and psychosis
P-s-y-chosis
She walked up to me and said “Gimme a kiss”
I thought “What the heck” but she had re-pulsive halitosis
H-a-l-itosis
H-h-holy Moses!!

A week later and I'm meeting her dad
He's got a hunchback, limp and a bad case of scoliosis
S-c-something-osis
I met her mum (smoking weed with her gran)
Half her fam'ly's in prison; the rest, on remand
Redneckosis! R-r-redneckosis!
A b-bad prognosis

Well she drinks moonshine, likes picking fights
She thinks that I am Mr Right
She's packing heat, some major weaponry
She said “Little boy, don't you try leaving me!”

Well I'm now the world's most miserable guy
But I can somehow get by, coz I've learned about self hypnosis
Hyp-hyp-hyp-hypnosis, hyp-hyp-hyp-hypnosis
Toes-esshe's got thirteen toes-es!
And liver cirrhosis...

I tried to escape
She bolted the door
Knocked me to the floor
And broke both of my knees
Then she told me she's seen “Misery”

To my dismay, four more kids on the way
And I've found out that her brother is gaybought me roses
R-r-r-r-roses!!
Eleven boys and eleven girls
Betty-Jo, Floyd, Britney, Boyd, Cletus, Merle
I never chose this!! Ch-ch-ch-ch-chose this.

I've been shacked up for 10 years or more
And all coz I really really wanted to score
I'd run a mile if I had half a chance
But my “new” bride's confiscated my pants!!

Well I'm now the world's most downtrodden man
And moonshine I've ran coz I'm part of the clan
Its symbiosis
That's my diagnosis
As the curtain closes

Otis! My new name is Otis.oh-oh-oh-oh-Otis

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alvin rhodes - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
hilariosis...5s
Phil Alexander - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
What Alvin said.. and we all knosis
Donald O'Connor - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Moses supposes
His toeses are roses
But Moses supposes Erroneously.
This rhyming prose is
Making milk from noses
Run like fire hose
From hilarity.
Ham Georgington IV - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
whoa lolol did teh real donald o'connor comment on this parody? ehehe
Michael Pacholek - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Don't give yourself a thrombosis.
Stuart McArthur - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
d'oh alvin got there first! Fantastic KR. Surely we must be getting to the bottom of your exes barrel by now!! - or at least getting closis - 555
Spaff.com - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Everything's coming up -osis. Love it.
Kristof Robertson - January 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Cheers y'all.....I've got two minutes on the computer before Bertha-May needs me to shave her bumcheeks....uuuggghhh *shudder* :-)
Johnny D - January 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks a bunchosis, Robertsonosis - both for a very clever, well-written, and funnyosis parodyosis hereosis, but alsosis for giving me an idea(osis)!
Agrimorfee - January 27, 2005 - Report this comment
"O-sis, I can see, that Kristof is quite bright, what a song he has wrought, for the ami-right- fam-ly." 555
Adagio - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(123) DKTOS, but 5-5-5 anyway. Poor, poor you with that crazy family. :D
Charlie Decker - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(123) I've been trying to think of a clever idea for "Lola" for years. This one takes the cake. 5s.
Agrimorfee - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(123) This is my favorite tune of this competition.
martha - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment
mine too!! LOL
Johnny D - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(123) What Johnny D said previosisly.
Melhi - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(123) LOL!
Know 1 can hear you dream - March 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Fivefivefiveiosisosmosis.
Guy - March 12, 2005 - Report this comment
(123) I guess you knew you were in trouble at your first family reunion when one of the relatives said to you "I want you to meet my wife and my sister" and there was only one person to meet.
Kristof Robertson - March 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I better catch up on my thankyous...Cheers JD, Agri, Adagio, Charlie, Agri (again), Martha, JD (again), Melhi, Peter K1, and Guy....whew!
John Jenkins - March 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Very well rhymed and developed story, Kristof. And thank you for explaining the cause of your neurosis.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Humour in such a jugular vein cause deep vein thromb...something.
Paul Robinson - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment
(123) My brain is too fried to come up with a clever "osis" quip here. Great job!
Stuart McArthur - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment
(123) already commented, but laughed again
ABC's OF PARODIES ROUND "#" GOLD MEDAL - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=3010.0;id=4365;image
Adagio - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment
( ABC 2004 Winners) DKTOS, but cute.
Spaff.com - April 10, 2005 - Report this comment
What Spaff said, but even more so. This is fantastic. (But we've come to expect fantasticness from you, haven't we?)
Scathe - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABCfinals) Very poetic.

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