-> "Don't Streak"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Speak"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Streak"
The Lyrics
Nudity.
Is something that addicts ya
Ev'ry sporting fixturealways
I really feel
That a ball game is sacred
So don't invade the outfieldnaked
You look obscene onthe big screen
You're coast-to coast, creating such a scene
Don't streak
I hate when you're displaying
So please start refraining
Put on some pants and shirt
Don't streak
Though you find it pleasin'
Running from policemen
Put on some pants and shirt!
Embarrassing
Pitcher you're harassing
You're in the altogether, and bare-a$$in'
Scores are tied, but you'll provide
Extra frisson when to third base you'll slide
Don't streak
You're overweight and hairy
Small kids find you scary
Put on some pants and shirt
Don't streak
Your dong's not requested
You always get arrested!
Put on your pants and shirt!
You're offending
Cops are apprehending
Then you're barred
(Intrumental)
"Saturdee.
Dodgers versus Padresshall we?"
Don't streak
You're putting off the catcher
Though you're small in "stature"
Put on your pants and shirt
No no
Don't streak
You're uncovered peter
Is stressing Derek Jeter
Put on some pants and shirt!
Put on some pants and shirt!
I hate your displaying
So please start refraining
Don't streakdon't streakdon't streak...oh!
Acting like a zero
You think you're a folk hero
disRobin' Hood, disRobin' Hood
You say it feels goodoh!
Nuddie-ardour, nuddie-ardourdon't! Don't!
Oh Oh
Tush, tush; startling! Tush, tush; startling!
Tush, tushput on some pants and shirt!
Tush, tush; startling! Tush, tush; startling!
Tush, tushput on some pants and shirt!
Oh..
Tush, tush; startling! Tush, tush; startling.
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