Song Parodies -> Don't Streak

Original Song Title:	"Don't Speak"
Original Performer:	No Doubt

Parody Song Title:	"Don't Streak"
Parody Written by:	Kristof Robertson

Thanks to Rick Duncan's excellent "Streakers In The Night" (yesterday) for inspiring me to finish this one..

Nudity.
Is something that addicts ya
Ev'ry sporting fixturealways
I really feel
That a ball game is sacred
So don't invade the outfieldnaked

You look obscene onthe big screen
You're coast-to coast, creating such a scene

Don't streak
I hate when you're displaying
So please start refraining
Put on some pants and shirt
Don't streak
Though you find it pleasin'
Running from policemen
Put on some pants and shirt!

Embarrassing
Pitcher you're harassing
You're in the altogether, and bare-a$$in'

Scores are tied, but you'll provide
Extra frisson when to third base you'll slide

Don't streak
You're overweight and hairy
Small kids find you scary
Put on some pants and shirt
Don't streak
Your dong's not requested
You always get arrested!
Put on your pants and shirt!

You're offending
Cops are apprehending
Then you're barred

(Intrumental)

"Saturdee.
Dodgers versus Padresshall we?"

Don't streak
You're putting off the catcher
Though you're small in "stature"
Put on your pants and shirt
No no
Don't streak
You're uncovered peter
Is stressing Derek Jeter
Put on some pants and shirt!

Put on some pants and shirt!
I hate your displaying
So please start refraining
Don't streakdon't streakdon't streak...oh!
Acting like a zero
You think you're a folk hero

disRobin' Hood, disRobin' Hood
You say it feels goodoh!

Nuddie-ardour, nuddie-ardourdon't! Don't!

Oh Oh
Tush, tush; startling! Tush, tush; startling!
Tush, tushput on some pants and shirt!
Tush, tush; startling! Tush, tush; startling!
Tush, tushput on some pants and shirt!
Oh..
Tush, tush; startling! Tush, tush; startling.

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Arwen - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment

LOL, Kristof...excellent work! Does anyone remember the Terry Tate commercial where he totally clotheslined that streaker?? Almost as funny as this parody...=)

Rex - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment

What, you have a problem with people exposing themselves to sports?

Red Ant - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment

You don't have to worry about me streaking a game Kristof. Rex, I have no problem with people exposing themselves in sports. That is what is known as the " Over 18 " section in video stores. :)

alvin rhodes - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment

disturbingly funny...5s

Michael Pacholek - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment

I yelled, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it was too late: She'd already given him three fives. Kristof, please (boogedy-boogedy), on our knees (boogedy-boogedy), write more of these streaking-song parodies?

2Eagle - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment

I wouldn't object if that had been Mikhail Baryshnikov. Try putting on shaving cream and hope that nobody turns on the sprinklers.

Dumb Ass Kid - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment

Superbly paced and humourous. I liked this one 545

Rick C - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment

Love the OS, love this...555

Alyssa - April 23, 2005 - Report this comment

Very good 555

Kristof Robertson - April 23, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Arwen, Rex, Ant, Alvin, Michael, 2Eagle, DAK, Rick and Alyssa!

Stuart McArthur - April 23, 2005 - Report this comment

disRobin Hood and Friar Bucknaked (well, I'm trying to find a funny line you missed Kristof and it's pretty impossible) - I remain in awe - 555

Cheezmeister - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Don't know the whole song :( but unofficial 5s. (This is the second time Ive had to do that for Don't Speak.....I should really start listening to No Doubt more......) Nudity is funny! I think you used every euphemism for the male genetalia that Austin Powers missed. (and that's hard)

Paul Robinson - November 30, 2005 - Report this comment

Well, I missed this when you posted it, Kristof, but it's absolutely hysterical...great job with this fine OS...it's one I know well from having worked with it here and I know what a tough bit of work it must have been knocking this whole thing down with all the repetitive parts near the end. Very nice job...5's ~ ~ ~

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Song Parodies -> Don't Streak

"Don't Speak"

No Doubt

"Don't Streak"

Kristof Robertson

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