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Song Parodies -> "All My Rubbing"

Original Song Title:

"All My Loving"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"All My Rubbing"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

Oooohhh...me back so sore!!!
Close your eyes, I'll massage you
And I'll overcharge you
For something your girlfriend could do
But you're happy to pay
Coz I wear lingerie
And I'm offering "extras" to you

I'll pretend that I like you
I'll recite some haiku
You'll find your libido renewed
And it doesn't bug me
That you're really ugly
Coz you spend, so this rubbing's for you!

All my rubbing: tension says "adieu"...
Damn fine rubbing, Saturdays at two

(Instrumental)

Seems my manipulation
Brings me adulation
You're asking if I'll marry you
But one thing you don't know
Is that my name is Joe
And my sex reassignment is due....

I'll keep rubbing....for my revenue
I'll keep rubbing....horny schmucks like you!!

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Johnny D - January 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Arrrrhh matey, yer cabin-"boy" be workin' overtime, eh? ARRHH !!
John Barry - January 19, 2005 - Report this comment
You are the frotteur auteur!
Know 1 can hear you dream - January 19, 2005 - Report this comment
The scary thing is that this is probably true, somewhere out there...
AFW - January 19, 2005 - Report this comment
This rubbed me the right way...
Jeff Reuben - January 19, 2005 - Report this comment
First I laughed, then I was aroused, then I was creeped out. Well done!
Arwen - January 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Kristof Robertson you are a BASTARD...I will never be able to listen to the OS with the same state of mind again! Good thing it's hilarious...=)
Steven Cavanagh - January 19, 2005 - Report this comment
You've got a twist in there real good.
alvin rhodes - January 19, 2005 - Report this comment
tickled my funny bone...5s
Adagio - January 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Very funny, Kristof!! 5's
Kristof Robertson - January 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Cheers, guys and gals!! JD: Ay m'lad; and for free too!...John: "frotteur auteur"--classic! I'm gonna use that one....K1: All my parodies are based on reality, Peter!! :-)....AFW: As long as it was a freebie!:-)....Jeff: Glad to see it worked on so many levels for you ;-) ....Arwen: I AM a bastard, oh yes, oh yes :-0...Steve, Al and Adagio: a finer trio of commenters I could not have wished for; thanx!!
MrMacphisto - January 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Dude... this is one of your best... nice twist at the end... LOL
John Jenkins - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Very well done, Joe, I mean, Kristoff.
Agrimorfee - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Kristof, you slut. :)555
Stuart McArthur - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
lovely, clever, and better than the OS in my h.o. - but who were those Beatles dudes anyway - 555
Kristof Robertson - February 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Mac: your cheque's in the mail, dude!......John: Damn, I've been rumbled...Agri: Takes one to know one :-)....Stu: I believe they were a company of modern minstrels playing electrified musical arrangements to course tribal rhythms...or so I've been told....;-)
Ash - February 02, 2005 - Report this comment
-->SOTM<-- And this is nicely done!
Guy - February 05, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM)

Rub-a-dub-dub
Two men on a rub
One lecher
One faker
Who's a candle stick shaker

This is really funny and your word play is great. 555
Scathe - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I'm still sorting through the disturbing imagery
Agrimorfee - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) see above
Robert J. Pagliaro - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM - Jan) - As George Costanza once said, "I think it moved."
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Having just parodied 'Lola', I found this utterly hilarious.
As Jerry Seinfeld once said, "She has man hands!"
Adagio - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) hehehe 5's
Claude Prez - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Great stuff; the "haiku" rhyme was particularly tasty. Hilarious.
Rick D - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Ask Eddie Murphy
Adam Eccleshall - February 12, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Great song. Loved the end :-)
Phil Alexander - February 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Is there a "Hey Joe" parody sequel in this? Very funny, Kristof.
Spaff.com - February 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Rhymes worthy of Dr. Ma-Seuss. Here, I'll massage the numbers for ya: 555.
Johnny D - February 21, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above.
Ethan Mawyer - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM - Some good lines but probably too short too get any points in the competition
Ash - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) dktos but i'm sure you did a great job, look at those ratings!
Jeff Reuben - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM--Rubbed me the right way as well!
Stuart McArthur - February 26, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM - already commented, but had another giggle
Tim Mayfield - February 26, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) rubbed me the 5's way
MysteryGoat - February 26, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS-- But good.
Arwen - February 27, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM--still hilarioius, KR...and you're still a bastard...; )
2nz - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment
He rub you long time. Just don't ask for happy ending. Nice, Kristof.

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