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Song Parodies -> "Krummy Chameleon"

Original Song Title:

"Karma Chameleon"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Culture Club

Parody Song Title:

"Krummy Chameleon"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

A little bit of silliness before the weekend...
I went down to the pet store yesterday
Didn't want a cat or dog; they're passé
Now I've got a useless lizard
Who is not too hard to find
Camouflage ain't brilliant, is it?
He's colour blind
He's colour bli-ind

Krummy, krummy, krummy, krummy, krummy chameleon
I'm in a ragehe's often beige
Put him in a sandpit; the bastard turned apricot!
I spent a lot.look what I got

All the pets I get are quite inferior
Now I've got a barn owl with myopia
St. Bernardthat's alcoholic
A greyhound with athlete's foot
Ten goldfish with diarrhoea
This isn't good
No freakin' goo-ood

Krummy, krummy, krummy, krummy, krummy chameleon
Oh, what's the use? He's just turned puce..
Droppin' down the food chain because he's completely sh*te
He's not too brightat night he's white..

Polar bears with hypothermia (..pothermia)
Carthorses with chronic hernias
Krummy pets always concern ya (concern ya)
I'm stuck with ya; can't return ya

Instrumental (..with harmonica part replaced by wheezing goats)

I'm a man with an affliction
Caveat emptor applies
And next door neighbours are bitchin'
Just because my
Hyena cri-ies.

Krummy, krummy, krummy, krummy, krummy chameleon
He can't catch flies
His tongue's downsized
Droppin' down the food chain because he's completely sh*te
He's not too brightat night he's white..

Krummy, krummy, krummy, krummy, krummy chameleon.



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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 14

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Agrimorfee - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment
This gave me the giggles. 555
Tim Mayfield - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Need to put some green 5's behind him.
John Barry - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Horrible OS. Funny retake.
Johnny D - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment
That OS by Culture Club deserves every parody that can possibly be thrown at it --- and this one hit the bulls-eye! Great job, Kristof.
alvin rhodes - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment
a truly unique parody...i'm impressed...5s
Stuart McArthur - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment
white at night? how embarrassingly stupid! - all the other chameleons must be laughing their camouflage spots off - can't you just show the poor bugger a mirror?

your weird pets are starting to out-weird your ex-girlfriends, Kristof! - LOL - 555
Serafina - March 14, 2005 - Report this comment
This one was quite creative, Kristof. 5-5-5
Arwen - March 14, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL, Kristof!! Sorry I missed this on Friday...it's FAB!!
Red Ant - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL green, bluue, peach for you. Reptiles make crappy pets anyway ( either they die too quick, are not friendly, venomous, expensive, etc. )
Light blue - August 14, 2013 - Report this comment
5's. This was funny

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