Song Parodies -> You're Not Too Bright, But You Like KARATE!
| Original Song Title: | "Fight For Your Right (To Party)" |
| Original Performer: | The Beastie Boys |
| Parody Song Title: | "You're Not Too Bright, But You Like KARATE!" |
| Parody Written by: | Kristof Robertson |
What is it with the arts of the mystical East.....and pale, ugly, white suburban boys? KA-POW!!
Hai-yah!!
You've got a pigeon chest and those wack ginger curls
That's why you get beat up by pre-teen girls
You love arts, martial- you're "in the zone"
But you ain't no Jackie Chan, more like Jacqui Stallone!
You're not too brightbut you like.KARATE!!
That guy, Steven Seagull, he's the King Kung-Fu
He's spouting Zen crap, so you do too
You dress like Chuck Norris, head to toe
You're not even as good as Ralph Macchio!
STUPID!!
Dude, when you fight.it's not quite.KARATE!
Your dojo's run by K-Mart and your black belt's made of rope
You're just another spotty, skinny, white Tae Kwan Dope
You may talk the talk, but it's all a sham
Coz frankly, I don't give a (Jean Claude Van) damn.
You want to smite.but you bite.at K'RATE!!
K'RATE!! [I'll kick your ass!]
K'RATE!! [Fists of Fury!!!]
K'RATE!! [mommy.]
You've got a pigeon chest and those wack ginger curls
That's why you get beat up by pre-teen girls
You love arts, martial- you're "in the zone"
But you ain't no Jackie Chan, more like Jacqui Stallone!
You're not too brightbut you like.KARATE!!
That guy, Steven Seagull, he's the King Kung-Fu
He's spouting Zen crap, so you do too
You dress like Chuck Norris, head to toe
You're not even as good as Ralph Macchio!
STUPID!!
Dude, when you fight.it's not quite.KARATE!
Your dojo's run by K-Mart and your black belt's made of rope
You're just another spotty, skinny, white Tae Kwan Dope
You may talk the talk, but it's all a sham
Coz frankly, I don't give a (Jean Claude Van) damn.
You want to smite.but you bite.at K'RATE!!
K'RATE!! [I'll kick your ass!]
K'RATE!! [Fists of Fury!!!]
K'RATE!! [mommy.]
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Beastly, Boy!!!
this is excellent looks like you offended a pale, ugly, white, suburban boy, who gave you a low vote in retaliation
This is AWESOME! 555!
Some good lines here, Mr Robertson, especially "cos frankly, I don't give a (Jean Claude van) damn
You sure cut those karate boys down to size!! 555
Hee hee, gets beaten up by little girls. Nice one!555
Very funny, as always, Kristof...Many snappy lines, there
Pretty good. 5's
As you leave many a comment on my parodies, I guess I'd just return the favour. 555.
Beautiful! The title got me in and I was not disappointed, Kristof :)
Thanks to Matthias, confission, Jack, Prophet, yoidy, joel, AFW, Lionel, Puppet and Pippin. Sorry I haven't been around reading your parodies guys...I've had nowt by my work PC (15 minutes free web access a day) until today when I got a new drive for my home puter. You'll be seeing more of me from now on.
i feel beat up from laughing so hard
Go! Go! Go! (that's 5! 5! 5! in Japanese. Or so my son says, anyway)
done this song myself and i know what a pig it is. top job 555s
(Dec) Earned my Shodan in the '70s ... hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-YAH!!!!!!!!!!
ooooh so cruel!!
(Decathlon - Event 9) WA-TAAH great parody! (Geddit? Oh, never mind...)
Excellent, absolutely loved it!
(dec8) "white Tae Kwan Dope" groan! - although I DKTOS, I sort of feel that I should - nice sprinkling of wordplay gags in this one KR! - 555
your messed in the head Kris 5s
Decathlon...I loved this Kristof...and not just because old school Beastie Boys have a special place in my heart...just plain funny! =)
Oh Kristof, I always look forward to reading your parodies... and you never, ever disappoint! 555!
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