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Song Parodies -> "It Don't Int'rest You Much (The Role Play Song)"
Original Song Title:
"That Don't Impress Me Much"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Shania Twain
Parody Song Title:
"It Don't Int'rest You Much (The Role Play Song)"
Parody Written by:
Kristof Robertson
The Lyrics
Experts say that spicing up your love life with a bit of fantasy is a good thing.....this guy sure subscribes to that belief!
I've known a few girls who like to dress up in bed;
But role-play's not for you....messes your head
Our lovin's too serious; so I've been to the mall
Coz though I've Don Juan's passion, I look...like Ron Paul
Oh-oh, I've outfits, special
Oh-oh, tonight we're horny elves
OK- so you hate the pointy ears....
It don't int'rest you much
Whenever I say "I'm Starsky: you be Hutch..."
Now Superman's schlong somehow fails to excite
The lycra makes me sweat; it's a little bit too tight
It don't int'rest you much
I've never been a guy who could just quickly get his "thing on"
(I got a small blue pill...just in case)
I need to be in character: tonight I'm a Klingon
Coz I heard you say "Wish he'd give me some space"
Oh-oh, I'm under pressure
Oh-oh, must think of something else
OK- how 'bout Garth Brooks?
It don't int'rest you much
The gimp-suit is out, coz it's a...bit too "Dutch"
Now don't get me wrong: normal nookie's alright
But Princess Leia's buns make my light sabre ignite
It sure int'rests me MUCH!
You used to date guys who like a visual thrill
But ev'ry time we make love, I'm Cecil freakin' DeMille
I can't believe the way you're so uptight
Now c'mon baby; big smile.....this is for Youtube, right?
Oh-oh, I'm sure that all your friends'll
Oh-oh, think that I'm something else
OK- so I've gone too far...
It don't int'rest you much
So that's why you call me Indi...ana Putz
I hope you like TRON, coz my gear is so bright
And it glows in the dark when we're turning off the light
It don't int'rest you much
You think my wookiee mask is...just a crutch
I say "YOU'RE WRONG!" (but you're probably right)
Now I won't keep you warm with my ET finger-light
It don't int'rest you much....
OK- so maybe I should learn Elvish or something....
Whatever...
Could you undress me?
[No? OK.....]
But role-play's not for you....messes your head
Our lovin's too serious; so I've been to the mall
Coz though I've Don Juan's passion, I look...like Ron Paul
Oh-oh, I've outfits, special
Oh-oh, tonight we're horny elves
OK- so you hate the pointy ears....
It don't int'rest you much
Whenever I say "I'm Starsky: you be Hutch..."
Now Superman's schlong somehow fails to excite
The lycra makes me sweat; it's a little bit too tight
It don't int'rest you much
I've never been a guy who could just quickly get his "thing on"
(I got a small blue pill...just in case)
I need to be in character: tonight I'm a Klingon
Coz I heard you say "Wish he'd give me some space"
Oh-oh, I'm under pressure
Oh-oh, must think of something else
OK- how 'bout Garth Brooks?
It don't int'rest you much
The gimp-suit is out, coz it's a...bit too "Dutch"
Now don't get me wrong: normal nookie's alright
But Princess Leia's buns make my light sabre ignite
It sure int'rests me MUCH!
You used to date guys who like a visual thrill
But ev'ry time we make love, I'm Cecil freakin' DeMille
I can't believe the way you're so uptight
Now c'mon baby; big smile.....this is for Youtube, right?
Oh-oh, I'm sure that all your friends'll
Oh-oh, think that I'm something else
OK- so I've gone too far...
It don't int'rest you much
So that's why you call me Indi...ana Putz
I hope you like TRON, coz my gear is so bright
And it glows in the dark when we're turning off the light
It don't int'rest you much
You think my wookiee mask is...just a crutch
I say "YOU'RE WRONG!" (but you're probably right)
Now I won't keep you warm with my ET finger-light
It don't int'rest you much....
OK- so maybe I should learn Elvish or something....
Whatever...
Could you undress me?
[No? OK.....]
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Kountry Kristof! Can't go wrong therr I reckon!
i'd love to see a video of this one
Just remember, dressing up as Michael Jackson is always wrong...
555 role points to add to your love stats.
Sir Kristof, I agree: No pointed Ears! . . . iIdo enjoy a masked Gent, a Tuxedo on Sir Connery, a kilt on ~Lord Robertson~, perhaps?
Lol! I echo Peter A's comment!
I guess I should have known before I clicked on the link that this wasn't going to be about D&D... TMGLTM.. except possibly "Princess Leia's buns make my light sabre ignite". Truly the farce is with you. (and a security code of G8R, which in a Freudian typo I entered as GR8.. too many txt msgs)
Damn howd I miss this? Awesome job ,5s LOL YMZ as the code
(SOTM) This was great... great!
Ahhhhhh.... Great parody Kristof! One of the best this month I'd say (Which is the usual from you). I liked the "Thing on"/ "Klingon" rhyme and the "Elvish" rhyme to "Elvis" in the original. Very Kinky, and Naughty and Just the way I like it!
SOTM - I have already commented but just need to add this question, if you can talk her into a role play with you as Obama and she as Hillary... who'll get to be on top? ;-)
Great one
(SOTM) As usual, you impressed me much.
(SOTM) Never would've thought of that - mainly because I didn't know people do that! Classic Kristof Pun-Nearly-Every-Other-Line, or PNEOL. 555, you know the drill.
(SOTM-Apr-08) True Kristof here. Loved the puns, subs and the unexpected. Well done.
Kristof goes country! Loved the "Indi...ana Putz" line as well as "I've Don Juan's passion, I look...like Ron Paul". 555
2nd viewing: Lord Kristof, drop the Elf ears . . . or anything 'elfish' in the boudoir !! But do try the Robertson kilt, eh ??
(SOTM) Very funny, and well rhymed. I think some of the references went over my head, but at least three times I started laughing (The Ron Paul reference was out there) and the klingon space reference was cool too.
SOTM- Oh, I love Final Fantasy.. wait it's not that kind of role-playing, is it? Oh well. Very funny and well done, Kristof.
sometimes the "moment calls for "Cecil freakin' DeMille" how romantic.
I make my wife dress up like Arwen (sorry Arwen...kidding)
I make my wife dress up like Arwen (sorry Arwen...kidding)
(SOTY) How in the world did I miss this? I loved the line "I need to be in character: tonight I'm a Klingon Coz I heard you say "Wish he'd give me some space" " Awesome song!
As I've said before...as long as you're not Boba Fett...I'm cool being Leia. ; )
And no offense taken, Invisible Boy...in fact, more than anything I'm just flattered/creeped out. ; )
And no offense taken, Invisible Boy...in fact, more than anything I'm just flattered/creeped out. ; )
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