I've known a few girls who like to dress up in bed;
But role-play's not for you....messes your head
Our lovin's too serious; so I've been to the mall
Coz though I've Don Juan's passion, I look...like Ron Paul

Oh-oh, I've outfits, special
Oh-oh, tonight we're horny elves

OK- so you hate the pointy ears....

It don't int'rest you much
Whenever I say "I'm Starsky: you be Hutch..."
Now Superman's schlong somehow fails to excite
The lycra makes me sweat; it's a little bit too tight
It don't int'rest you much

I've never been a guy who could just quickly get his "thing on"
(I got a small blue pill...just in case)
I need to be in character: tonight I'm a Klingon
Coz I heard you say "Wish he'd give me some space"

Oh-oh, I'm under pressure
Oh-oh, must think of something else

OK- how 'bout Garth Brooks?

It don't int'rest you much
The gimp-suit is out, coz it's a...bit too "Dutch"
Now don't get me wrong: normal nookie's alright
But Princess Leia's buns make my light sabre ignite
It sure int'rests me MUCH!

You used to date guys who like a visual thrill
But ev'ry time we make love, I'm Cecil freakin' DeMille
I can't believe the way you're so uptight
Now c'mon baby; big smile.....this is for Youtube, right?

Oh-oh, I'm sure that all your friends'll
Oh-oh, think that I'm something else

OK- so I've gone too far...

It don't int'rest you much
So that's why you call me Indi...ana Putz
I hope you like TRON, coz my gear is so bright
And it glows in the dark when we're turning off the light

It don't int'rest you much
You think my wookiee mask is...just a crutch
I say "YOU'RE WRONG!" (but you're probably right)
Now I won't keep you warm with my ET finger-light
It don't int'rest you much....

OK- so maybe I should learn Elvish or something....
Whatever...

Could you undress me?

[No? OK.....]