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Song Parodies -> "Da Knees!"

Original Song Title:

"Denis"

Original Performer:

Blondie

Parody Song Title:

"Da Knees!"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

A bit of mid-week silliness, which is a change from my usual end-of-week silliness......
Oh da knees, ooh-be-doothey help you to move
Da knees, ooh-be-doowe all should have two
Da knees, ooh-be-dooI think knees are coo-wah-ool!

Da knees, da kneesyou kneel on them to pray
Da knees, da kneeswhether you're straight or gay
Ya need ya kneescoz they help you to move

Da knees, da kneesMafia guys might break
Da knees, da kneeswon't find them on a snake
Da knees, da kneescan be nobbly or smoo-wah-ooth

Oh, when you walksometimes you hear "em creak
When you're in lovethey say you're knees go weak
Da knees, da kneesI think those hinge joints rule

I'm thinkingabout my elbows,shoulders, hips and ankles too-oo-wah-oo-oo
They're OK, but knees are best
And I'm so lucky; my patellas are like new-ooh!

Da knees, da knees je pense qu'ils sont tres bons
Da knees, da knees no danser if they're gone
Da knees, da kneesvous devriez avoir deux!

Da knees, da kneesSie verbiegen sehr viel
Da knees, da kneesist gut the way they feel
Da knees, da kneesvous devriez avoir deux!

Oh da knees, ooh-be-doothey help you to move
Da knees, ooh-be-doowe all should have two
Da knees, ooh-be-dooI think knees are coo-wah-ool!




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Stuart McArthur - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
what - no comments? - I think your mid-week silliness stacks up VERY well against your end-of-week silliness, Kristof - don't let anyone tell you otherwise - K-ing the OS is necessary for this one, and I LOVE the OS - 555
alvin rhodes - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
anatomy made fun....5s
karen - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
What a brilliant piece of silliness
Anaïs - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Cool multi-language parody :-)

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