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Song Parodies -> "They Say I Smell Funky"

Original Song Title:

"Theme From The Monkees"

Original Performer:

The Monkees

Parody Song Title:

"They Say I Smell Funky"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

A Warning: please don't eat while reading this. Also note: this parody is no reflection on my own personal grooming habits...I smell lovely!!
People know... when I'm on their street
"Tell me, is that Eau de Roadkill?
Maybe rancid meat"

They say I smell funky
I'm smellin' like a funky ol' hound
And that could be the reason
That chicks never hang around

I bathe whenever I want to
At least 2 times a year
Soap is a capitalist con
And it gets in my ear

They say I smell funky
I'm smellin' like a funky ol' hound
If I don't change my habits
I'll probably get hosed down
I got stray doggies howling
Little children run away
Smells like I'm decomposing
No takers for my bouquet

I got slime...all through my hair
Growing mold on my shoulder
But I don't really care!

They say I smell funky
I'm smelling like a funky ol' hound
And that could be the reason
I'm much scarier than clowns!
I got tramps making plans now
For a little holidee...
Nobody wants to be near me
I'm far too olfactory!

They say I smell funky.......

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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zfunky1 - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Foul!! Very foul!! But a good one indeed. Nice job! 555! Fun trivia: what famous classic rocker was forced to change his name because he was born David Jones?
Arwen - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment had BETTER not be a reflection on your personal hygiene...=) 555!
John Barry - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Chanel No. 5s for this. What don't smell so good is the source group, though it has inspired me to do an olfactory number from their hit factory.
Ashkicksass - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
3 smelly 5's!
alvin rhodes - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
yeah sure, we ALL smell good on the computer...hee hee hee...nice job, kristof...5s
Meriadoc - June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Not bad.... :-)

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