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Song Parodies -> "Jackass State Of Mind"

Original Song Title:

"New York State Of Mind"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Jackass State Of Mind"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

A tribute (or epitaph) to Johnny Knoxville and crew....
Some folks think it's really great
When I hit a mate with a plank of wood
Pants are down and I've got a leech: d'ya think I should? [ewww, NO!]
Well, I'm makin' a fortune
But I'd do it for a dime
I'm in a Jackass state of mind

Coz now I'm a movie star
Hit me with a car for the op'ning scene
It's hard being cocky when you've a ruptured spleen
Yes, I know that I'm bleedin'
Give me painkillers, I'll be fine
I'm in a Jackass state of mind

It's not so easy getting through the day
With a crotch that is swollen and bruised
But Steve-O's tauntin', sayin' I'm real gay
So pour hot oil...in both my shoes

It comes down to banality
But it's fine with me, coz I've got no pride
Don't care if it's chinese burns or nude gravel slides
There are things up my anus
That you'd not expect to find
I'm in a Jackass state of mind

[INSTRUMENTAL BREAK]

If you feel queasy, better look away
There's not much I ain't willing to do
It's an abnormal way to earn my pay
Now smear my balls...with tacks and glue

Hospital hospitality;
They're so good to me; I'm there every night
My hair, 'twas in petrol doused, and then set alight
I don't have a good reason
For mice up my behind
I'm in a Jackass state of mind
Well, I'm makin' a fortune
But I'd do it for a dime
Coz I'm in a Jackass state of mind

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TJC - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny stuff, Kristof (though I'm still reelin' from yesterday's meisterpiece)! I'm sure Johnny would love to sing this one hackapella while riding at high speed down Lombard Street in a shopping cart!
Matthias - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Awesome song! The lounge music makes this dangerous and disgusting show seem so much more high class.
Michael Pacholek - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm glad they put Johnny Knoxville in that "Dukes of Hazzard" movie. It allowed Jessica Simpson to be "the smart one."
Jack Wilson - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Youre not a jackass for this one, but more of a donkey....LOL jk jk loved it!
alvin - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment
great concept..yeah, its a guilty pleasure of mine watching that show...not like i intentionally seek it out, but if i'm surfin' and see it, yeah, i get sucked in
AFW - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Everyone should have 4 square mules a day...how many on that show, anyway?
The Charnstar - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment
HAHAHA! So true. 5-5-5
Rex - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment
This parody, I think it's safe to say, is both more entertaining and less painful than the show.
Ann Hammond - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment
What The Charnastar said

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