-> "Don't Happy, Be Worry"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Worry, Be Happy"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Happy, Be Worry"
The Lyrics
Here is my philosophy
If tings lookin' good, dey soon won' be
Don't happy.be worry
De pretty gal dat you is kissin'
She jus' fifteen; you go to prison
Don't happy.be worry
(No happy, big worry now)
CHORUS
Lo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oser (Don't happy)
Lo-o-o-o-o-ser (Be worry)
Fo-o-o-o-ool (Don't happy, be worry)
[repeat this, silly!]
De sporty car you bonus bought
Sell it to pay de child support
Don't happy. Be worry
De landlord say "No rent; live free!"
In you house, he hide bo-dy
Don't happy. Be worry
(Look at me, I'm worry)
(Lo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oser etc.)
You happy? Big dummy!
Here, I show photos of you wifenow you worry, stupid!
You naïve chappy
F*** "happy"try "worry"!
You wife, she want de bigger nork
But dey be for her "ev'ning work"
Don't happy. Be worry
If you got good job and ca-reer plan
Be sure de crap, it will hit de fan
So don't happy. Be worry
(No happy, big worry now)
CHORUS [ Yes, you gotta sing it again doofus!]
Repeat my philosophy
De monkey soon fall out de tree
(He no longer grinnin')
Don't happy. Be worry
Listen to what I say; when you life go down de toilet
Don't let dem optimistics spoil it
Get snappy.beeeee grumpyyyyyyy (you grumpy cow)
CHORUS [ Yes, I know you sick of it; so am I, but we gotta finish.]
Don't happy- dat's sappy; don't do it
Be cranky; tell you boss "kiss my ass"
Don't sing in de shower, clown: get p*ssed!
(Don't happy)I look harassed? It none of you biz!
Don't happy. Be worry
It not funny! Life's crappy!
[Do de fadin' ting]
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