Song Parodies -> (I'd Like To) Fight Macguire
| Original Song Title: | "Light My Fire" |
| Original Performer: | The Doors |
| Parody Song Title: | "(I'd Like To) Fight Macguire" |
| Parody Written by: | Kristof Robertson |
My bid to be included in Spiderman 3!!
We all know Spiderman is cool
And although Toby is a trier
I'll teach him at whup-ass school
When I'm done, he'll call me "sire"
Boy, I'd like to fight Macguire
Boy, I'd like to fight Macguire
Beat him up and then re...tiiiire!
I think maybe I'll learn kung fu
A martial art I should acquire
And Kirsten Dunst I might pursue
When that girl's onscreen I sure perspire...
Boy, I'd like to fight Macguire
Boy, I'd like to fight Macguire
Tie him up with rope or....wiiiire!!
I should have been in Spidey 2
But Al Molina stole my fire
And so a pasting's overdue
Then I'll take out 'lijah in the Shire
Boy, I'd like to fight Macguire
Boy, I'd like to fight Macguire
Beat him up and then re...tiiiire!!
(Instrumental)
So now it's time to say adieu
I'm hoping Sam Raimi will hire
Got a class today at two
I need help, my acting's dire...
Still, I'd like to fight Macguire
Boy, I'd like to fight Macguire
Motivation not re...quiiired!
Flatten him with my spare... tyyyre!!
Watch with glee spidey ex...piiiire!!
Can I set Macguire on....fiiire??
And although Toby is a trier
I'll teach him at whup-ass school
When I'm done, he'll call me "sire"
Boy, I'd like to fight Macguire
Boy, I'd like to fight Macguire
Beat him up and then re...tiiiire!
I think maybe I'll learn kung fu
A martial art I should acquire
And Kirsten Dunst I might pursue
When that girl's onscreen I sure perspire...
Boy, I'd like to fight Macguire
Boy, I'd like to fight Macguire
Tie him up with rope or....wiiiire!!
I should have been in Spidey 2
But Al Molina stole my fire
And so a pasting's overdue
Then I'll take out 'lijah in the Shire
Boy, I'd like to fight Macguire
Boy, I'd like to fight Macguire
Beat him up and then re...tiiiire!!
(Instrumental)
So now it's time to say adieu
I'm hoping Sam Raimi will hire
Got a class today at two
I need help, my acting's dire...
Still, I'd like to fight Macguire
Boy, I'd like to fight Macguire
Motivation not re...quiiired!
Flatten him with my spare... tyyyre!!
Watch with glee spidey ex...piiiire!!
Can I set Macguire on....fiiire??
Quote from Mr Raimi: "We auditioned Kristof for a role in Spiderman 3, but found him far too unhinged to be employable in this movie. We suggest he starts taking his medication again..."
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Great parody, and I agree with you about Kirsten Dunst ..... she's rrrrowwwrrrr for sure!
Good one, Kristof!
I can't believe you want to beat up Spiderman! You are a horrible person. ; )
Um...I didn't check this at first, because I didn't know who "Macguire" was. And so I didn't think I would get it. I realize, on principle, I should have checked it anyway...because that's what you do for your S.A.B...but I was also VERY busy today...and just decided to give it a whirl now...before I begin, I'll say that I did give it 5s...now...onto the hard part.
I'm not a beast...honestly...even though...to some people I sure seem that way...I'm not...and you know I love Love LOVE you, KR...
But I would not be able to live with my anally retentive movie fact self if I did not correct you on the spelling of your subject's name. It's Maguire. I'm sorry. Don't hate me. I just had to say it.
I'm not a beast...honestly...even though...to some people I sure seem that way...I'm not...and you know I love Love LOVE you, KR...
But I would not be able to live with my anally retentive movie fact self if I did not correct you on the spelling of your subject's name. It's Maguire. I'm sorry. Don't hate me. I just had to say it.
Excellent, Kristof. 5's across
Made good spidey sense to me. 5 flies for the web.
Let's see, Green Goblin, check... Doctor Octopus, check... Kingpin, used him in the Daredevil movie... Doctor Doom, he's on deck in the Fantastic Four movie with Jessica Alba playing invisible (a real waste of that waist)... Red Skull, no, he's Captain America's arch-nemesis... You could play Electro, if you bolt for the casting call right now. And Kirsten Dunst is from Brick, New Jersey... does that make her a brick...house? She's mighty, Spidey, she's why you're hangin' out.
I think I'd like to take a shot at Spidey too! You know the comic book version character is much easier to despise, though. 5's!
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