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Song Parodies -> "How You Will Bind Me (S&M Love Song)"

Original Song Title:

"How You Remind Me"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"How You Will Bind Me (S&M Love Song)"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

They say love hurts!!!
Never made it as a gimp dude
Never cut it with my dominatrix
Sick of chowin' down on dog food
Dressed up like a reject from "The Matrix"

And this is how you will bind me
Really tight to the chair
This is how they will find me
Cause I'm going nowhere

It's not like you to say sorry
Dressed in leather and I start to worry
I hope I'm mistaken
Cause that enema left my butt achin'
And I've been paddled and whipped
Now my bottom is red and tender
These five words in my head
Scream "Am I havin' fun yet?" (Yeah Yeah Yeah, no no)

It's not like I didn't know that
You're the owner of a hi-tech dungeon
And baby it hurt bad
When you went and whacked me with a truncheon

And this is how you will bind me.....

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 6

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mac - April 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Three nickles for this one, well done.
2nz - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
The good kind of painful. Not bad. 5-4-4
Scathe - March 19, 2005 - Report this comment
This wasn't as funny as I thought it would be, but it's well written.
MysteryGoat - April 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny yet, so very wrong.

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