Never made it as a gimp dude
Never cut it with my dominatrix
Sick of chowin' down on dog food
Dressed up like a reject from "The Matrix"

And this is how you will bind me
Really tight to the chair
This is how they will find me
Cause I'm going nowhere

It's not like you to say sorry
Dressed in leather and I start to worry
I hope I'm mistaken
Cause that enema left my butt achin'
And I've been paddled and whipped
Now my bottom is red and tender
These five words in my head
Scream "Am I havin' fun yet?" (Yeah Yeah Yeah, no no)

It's not like I didn't know that
You're the owner of a hi-tech dungeon
And baby it hurt bad
When you went and whacked me with a truncheon

And this is how you will bind me.....