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Song Parodies -> "Clarice Starling!"

Original Song Title:

"Oh Darling!"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Clarice Starling!"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

I've heard that Lecter was a big Beatles fan!
Clarice Starling, please believe me
I want to do you some harm
Believe me when I tell you
I'm gonna chew off your arm

Clarice Starling, don't deceive me
Or on your liver I'll munch
Believe me when I tell you
I'll have your kidneys for lunch

When I told you I was a big bad cannibal
Well I think I heard you let out a scream
Then I told you that my name was Hannibal
And I want to eat your nose with ice cream!

Clarice Starling, I'm so hungry
But prison food's not for me
I'm a whizz in the kitchen
I do a nice heart fricasee

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Michael Pacholek - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment
What's Hannibal Lechter's favorite Beatles song? "I Want to Eat Your Hand!"
Paul Robinson - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Kristof - Fine job, 5's.
Phil Alexander - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh, but Lecter was always so nice to Clarice... damn funny parody, though :-)
2nz - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice parody, very funny.
Rick D - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
When I did all the Beatle songs, I found this one to be difficult. You cooked up a good one with it.
pickle - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
By coincidence, BBC-4 screened 'All My Loving' (Tony Palmer 1967 rockumentary) the night ITV1 screened 'Hannibal'! A good parody - I can picture Hannibal doing the ahhs and whoos Macca does on this.
Johnny D - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh heh heh (shudders) !

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