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Song Parodies -> "FCUK"

Original Song Title:

"Y.M.C.A"

Original Performer:

Village People

Parody Song Title:

"FCUK"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

French Connection (UK)...a moderately successful clothing retailer, until they "rebranded"; many complaints, but mucho business...this is a bit about the cynicism of marketing, and a bit about label "sheep" who fall for these ploys...
Young manbought a new shirt today
And that young manthought it was so risqué
To this young manit's such clever wordplay
Misspelt word for pro-cre-ation

Young manhas a satisfied grin
For this young manthe joke never wears thin
Shows his buddiesand they laugh helplessly
Almost spells out getting jiggy

Hur hur hur hur hur!

This lad keeps shopping at FCUK
He's always shopping at FCUK
Makes him feel pretty cool, like his temp'ry tattoo
He's a rebel without a clue

Young fopare you listening to me?
There's a new shopit's called S.I.H.T
Yeah, it stands forSpice Island Heavy Tweed
Better check your credit rating

Young jerkit's a gimmick to sell
Lots of T-shirtsthat aren't made very well
But you're alwaysdown at FCUK
It's like retail masturbating

Yeah yeah yeah yeah ooohhh!!

This lad keeps shopping at FCUK
He's always shopping at FCUK
Makes him feel pretty street, he's out looking for "ho's"
But the honeys don't want to know

Young manyou need pants for your butt
And a jacketwithout dyslexic smut
Written on itfor your job interview
But you're just not listening, are you?

You've gotspare cash with which to play
So you tell me"Dude, C U Next Tuesday"
But you're thinkingthat you might check out GAP
Cause it sounds a little saucy

Hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk!

This dude keeps shopping at FCUK
He's always shopping at FCUK
Makes him feel pretty cool, like his temp'ry tattoo
He's a rebel without a clue

FCUK
About as funny as MRSA
Young man, young man, try to act more mature
Young man, young man, your head's full of manure

FCUK
It fills short-sighted old folk with dismay
So bland so bland, but they sell very well
Big brand, big brand, with a real fishy smell..
FCUK (x4)






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Arwen - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Spice Island Heavy Tweed--LOL!!
Lee O'Shea - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
That's hilarious!
Adam Eccleshall - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent :-)
John Barry - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
A latter-day "Dedicated Follower of Fashion." 5s!
Phil Alexander - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Perfect, Kristof. Too many good lines to mention.
Your Worst Nightmare - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I gave it all 5's but I didn't get the MRSA joke. I could only get "mars" when I spelled it differently, I don't think it is a real place...
alvin rhodes - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
C U next tuesday...lol...5s
Rick C - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Fashionably Comedic Uncle Kristof.....5s
Kristof Robertson - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Big thankyous to Sweet Elf, L.E.O.J., Adamski, J-Barry the Bard,Phil Phalliczander, The 'Mare, Sir Alvin of Rhodes, and Tricky Ricky... YWN...MRSA stands for Methicillin-Resistant Staphylococcus Aureus, a hospital super-bug that's been knocking off sick people here in the UK for months...so, yeah, I guess it's probably not that funny...;-)
John Jenkins - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Now you tell me that temporary tattoos aren't cool. Very well done, Kristof.
Kat - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
(giggles hysterically)
Phil Alexander - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Young man, there's a bug that can kill
I said, young man, say, are you feeling ill
Now here's the plan: try taking this pill
Oh, damn! It isn't working

The bug you've caught is called MRSA
Worse than you thought it's called MRSA
Methicillin-resis-
Tant Staphylococcus
Bacterium that loves to mock us
...well, it's hard to rhyme "staphylococcus" ;-)
Kristof Robertson - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
John J...fraid not, buddy!..Kat: Take a deep breath!...Phil: damn fine attempt!
Rex - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
All FVIS for you!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Ha! I've been toying with this idea for a while, but went with my table of elements swearing instead. Brilliant jokes along the way and usual Kristof-standard rhyming. FVIE FVIE FVIE.
2nz - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, Kristof. I want to cut/paste most of the song and put it under my comment for 'fave line'. Excellent.
Johnny D - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
WFT is this parody all about??

So...THAT's where the Metrosexuals go shopping, eh, Kristof ?

Or is it ......" Kristophe ".... ;-D
Stuart McArthur - May 18, 2005 - Report this comment
You've gone biting and cynical, Kristof - is there nothing you can't do? - again I like to pick a line to highlight, but too many, altho you definitely had me early with "the joke never wears thin" - LOL - 555
Jeff Reuben - May 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Good job...this place really exists?
Kristof Robertson - May 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Rxe!! Luke: Sorry I stole this off you....Glen: Cheers, mate!...JD: It's just "K"..;-)....Stu: I'm not always so cuddly and lovable ;-)...Jeff: Yeah, it's a major, major label, up there with GAP in Britain; thanks for the vote
Your Worst Nightmare - May 18, 2005 - Report this comment
FCUK off! http://store.soliscompany.com/fcfrcorafcup.html
Ashkicksass - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Damn Rex and Luke for stealing my line, the silly fcuks. I loved love loved this, darling!
karen - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
funny as fcuk!
Sonya - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Great parody, except FCUK is just an ace store. They make pants that are actually too long for me (rare) and their clothes (at least in Oz) wear very well. BUT F.C.U.K! *snort*
Cat - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Heh heh...great job, Kristof. And I know of at least one of these stores here in America, in Chicago's Water Tower Place (the very first time I saw that store I jumped!)
Michael McVey - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
This is hilarious -- and I loved the line about the SIHT store! -- MM
Stuart McArthur - September 06, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3F) dyslexic smut! LMAO - yeah I love this one - so many funny gags!
Agrimorfee - September 08, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3) A novel concept and great execution, but loses so many people at "MRSA".
Red Ant - September 08, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABCF3) I had neve heard of FCUK until reading this parody. Still funny stuff though. 555
Johnny D - September 09, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above, K. R, MATEY!
Matthias - September 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Pardon my French but DANM this was good!
Max Power - September 09, 2006 - Report this comment
ABC3F-We surrender to this song.
Rick C - September 12, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3-F) What Stu and Michael and Red Ant and Matthias and Rick C and everyone else said...GREAT!
Jeff Reuben - September 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Still great, see above!
Cat - September 12, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC-F) See above!
Neocon - July 23, 2007 - Report this comment
That's a masterpiece 5s
Wendy Christopher - October 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Sheer, sheer class - I don't think I stopped laughing for the entire song. Especially when I pictured the Village People dancing along to it... now there'd be some hand signals to try out! 555

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