Young manbought a new shirt today
And that young manthought it was so risqué
To this young manit's such clever wordplay
Misspelt word for pro-cre-ation

Young manhas a satisfied grin
For this young manthe joke never wears thin
Shows his buddiesand they laugh helplessly
Almost spells out getting jiggy

Hur hur hur hur hur!

This lad keeps shopping at FCUK
He's always shopping at FCUK
Makes him feel pretty cool, like his temp'ry tattoo
He's a rebel without a clue

Young fopare you listening to me?
There's a new shopit's called S.I.H.T
Yeah, it stands forSpice Island Heavy Tweed
Better check your credit rating

Young jerkit's a gimmick to sell
Lots of T-shirtsthat aren't made very well
But you're alwaysdown at FCUK
It's like retail masturbating

Yeah yeah yeah yeah ooohhh!!

This lad keeps shopping at FCUK
He's always shopping at FCUK
Makes him feel pretty street, he's out looking for "ho's"
But the honeys don't want to know

Young manyou need pants for your butt
And a jacketwithout dyslexic smut
Written on itfor your job interview
But you're just not listening, are you?

You've gotspare cash with which to play
So you tell me"Dude, C U Next Tuesday"
But you're thinkingthat you might check out GAP
Cause it sounds a little saucy

Hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk!

This dude keeps shopping at FCUK
He's always shopping at FCUK
Makes him feel pretty cool, like his temp'ry tattoo
He's a rebel without a clue

FCUK
About as funny as MRSA
Young man, young man, try to act more mature
Young man, young man, your head's full of manure

FCUK
It fills short-sighted old folk with dismay
So bland so bland, but they sell very well
Big brand, big brand, with a real fishy smell..
FCUK (x4)