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Song Parodies -> "Haircut From Hell"

Original Song Title:

"Highway to Hell"

Original Performer:

AC/DC

Parody Song Title:

"Haircut From Hell"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

I think just about everybody can relate to this scenario.
[ME]
Nothing drastic;
Just a trim...
Who's the young man with the bleeding gums?
[MANAGER]
Young apprentice
Known as Tim
But we usually call him "Thumbs"
[TIM]
Hello, mister!
Cuppa joe?
(While warmin' up the curling wand)
Grecian mullet?
Or a 'fro?
I think that you'd look better blonde

I got a haircut from hell
Crappy haircut from hell!
Haircut ain't swell
Looks like a bear's butt...with gel!

[TIM]
Your style's so....
Chris Martin
You should have something more risque
How 'bout a
Dolly Parton?
The pills I've had will soon stop the shakes...
Oh blimey!
That ain't right
Do you own a scarf or hat?
[MANAGER]
Oh, momma!
Kill the lights!
Can't let him leave with a do like that!

I got a haircut from hell
Haircut from hell!
Stuck with a haircut from hell
Cher's mutt...with gel!
(Stop laughin'!)

Shave it to the scalp
All the way
Don't want this haircut from hell...


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Agrimorfee - November 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Kristof has hair style!
Matthias - November 08, 2007 - Report this comment
They didn't! Those bastards! They made you look like Donald Trump?!
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - November 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Let me cut it! I cut like I cook. . . .(That's my Cutting :)) "I think that you'd look better blonde" I think so too. . .this was very well written. . .the good thing is hair keeps growing (well at least for a portion of our lives-then there's Rogaine). . .so you can Trump the Trump look pretty quickly.
Jack Wilson - November 08, 2007 - Report this comment
This was AWESOME! LOL
TJC - November 08, 2007 - Report this comment
So many potential rhymes/slants...your choices always SO funny! ... especially loved, "Bear's butt with gel" and "Grecian mullet" lin!es. Haircut parody's may just be one of your strong er, um (hir)suits....
alvin - November 08, 2007 - Report this comment
title of the day...fits the angst ridden tone of the OS well...bear's butt with gel...lol
McKludge - November 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Just get a Flowbee, it'll solve all your problems. 555
Ann Hammond - November 08, 2007 - Report this comment
hehehe
Phil Alexander - November 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Brilliant, Kristof.. I could almost see Bon Scott in the video
Wolverine - November 08, 2007 - Report this comment
I've been gone a while, but it's nice to know that when I return, there will be classic gems like this waiting for me. :-) Great job Kristof. I'm going to go get a bowl cut in this song's honor.
AFW - November 08, 2007 - Report this comment
This does more than take a little off the top.. ...trims with real style...
Kristof Robertson - November 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Agri: (Coiff)ure too kind!

Matty: Glad to say, mate, this is total fiction...I've not yey been Trumped, but I've had some close shaves. *groan*

Dave: errr...pass. ;-) FYI, Rogaine is called Regain in the Uk...much more direct. Thanks, bud!

Jack: Cheers, my friend

TJC: *double groan!*...much appreciated

Al: Bear's butt was my fave, so gracias!

McK: What is this Flowbee to which you refer? Sounds terrifying

Ann: Thanks, babe

Phil: Yeah, Bon had some serious hair, didn't he? Thank you mate

Wolvie: Welcome back stranger! Thanks for dropping by

AFW: hehehe. Cheers
John Barry - November 08, 2007 - Report this comment
A cut above.
PMS - November 10, 2007 - Report this comment
A shear delight to read. Especially liked "bear's butt with gel"
Agrimorfee - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) Still got style!
Matthias - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Well, I'm glad to hear that this isn't taken from personal experiance, and why couldn't AC/DC be Motown, you would have won that round TOO with this song!!!
Red Ant - December 08, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4-I) They must not have Prell shampoo in the UK =) Great work with the short lines and short song. Also, kudos for nailing the unusual ABCXBC rhyme scheme. Might be a cut above the rest. 555
bobpiecheese - December 08, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4H) This is why I always have short back and sides - little chance of a terrible cut. But like I care anyway...well done Kristof.
stuart mcarthur - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) absolutely missed this when posted Kristof, a double shame when it's an Aussie OS - very funny but all the funnier when you hear Bon's vocals while reading your gayboy lyrics - and the "Chris Martin" as usual, was great detail - 555
Mikey Squirrel - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC- I can't relate too well considering I'm 'follicly challenged'. But I guess I'd rather be bald than have a haircut from your barber. Very funny and well done, Kristof.
Guy - December 12, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC(H) I hate bad hair days but this was good bat cut and all.
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - December 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Originality (B) I can't say this idea was a quick fix idea, and it is very original--however Haircut to Hell to Highway to Hell isn't the best sub; Pacing (A) As always your pacing was air tight, as was the rhyme scheme; Comedy (B) Funny, as always, but the only line that really caught me was "bear's butt" . . .that was awesome; The X Factor (B) To be honest, you've got so many amazing parodies buddy that it may have clouded this parody a bit which was a good parody by anyone else's stand point. . .it just didn't catch me like you almost always do.

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