-> "If I Could Learn To Rhyme"
Original Song Title:
"If I Could Turn Back Time"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"If I Could Learn To Rhyme"
The Lyrics
If I could learn to rhyme
If I could find a way
All my songs would be much better
Hey hey hey
I don't know why I wrote the things I wrote
I come across like a dyslexic goat
I've got no fans and not one word of thanks
Words are like weapons, and I'm firing blanks
I didn't mean to write this rubbish
It's all extraordinarily bad
I know I made you groan, not clever
If I could learn to rhyme
If I could find a way
All my songs would be much better
Hey hey hey
If I kood lurn to spel
I'd write good songs for you
Doo-bee doo-bee doo-bee doo-bee doo-be doo
I keep on trying but I really suck
I'm getting random- big red 18 wheeler truck
When you gave me "ones" I swore that I didn't care
But I lost everything, darling......grizzly bear
Too dumb to not use words like "penguin"
Too proud to give the whole thing up
I want to be Bob Dylan, big problem
If I could learn to rhyme
You'd send some fives my way
But I just rhyme "heart" with "fart" every day
If I could get some skills
Then I could be a star
Waffle waffle tutti frutti la-di-da
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