Song Parodies -> Boozy-Woozy Bubble Bath (With Cameron D..)

Original Song Title:

"Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy"

Original Performer:

Andrews Sisters

  
Parody Song Title:

"Boozy-Woozy Bubble Bath (With Cameron D..)"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

Just a bit of wistful daydreaming put into song format...
I've got some far-out fantasies I think you oughtta know
There's Sandra Bullock in a tub of lime jello
And if I really concentrate
I can imagine J-Loon a mud-wrestling date
Or Pammy on a yacht (but not with Tommy Lee)
And a boozy-woozy bubble bath with Cameron D!

Stefani wearin' lederhosen really tight
Filming Mariah Carey in a whipped cream fight
Jessica Alba on my arm
We're dressed in Amish costumes; and she is raisin' my barn!
But Ms Diaz really rocksyeah, she does it for me
We'd have a boozy-woozy bubble bath broadcast on TV!

A-rub, a-dub, a rub-diddly-scrub-a-dub
I got the soap-on-a-rope, she got the loofah
This song that I've wrote; maybe I could be accused of going too far
My Charlie's Angel may jumpthat's the loofah, not me!
In a boozy-woozy bubble bath with Cameron D!
(instrumental break)
Gimme a boozy-woozy bubble bath with Cameron D!

We'd have champagne; "who's-a-floozy" bubbles..then get busy..what a hussygee!
And coz I ain't..I ain't no Donald Trump, I'd sell my car
For a boozy-woozy bubble bath with Cameron D!

A-rub, a-dub, a rub-diddly-scrub-a-dub
I got the soap-on-a-rope, she got the loofah
This song that I've wrote; maybe I could be accused of going too far
My Charlie's Angel may jumpthat's the loofah, not me!
In a boozy-woozy bubble bath with Cameron D!

So I'll forget about that "date" with Beyonce
Instructin' her about the rules of nude croquet
And SMG* will have to wait
(Although I'd love to see hernaked, wearing ice-skates)
I ready for my scrub.. I'd prob'ly sell my spleen
For a boozy-woozy bubble bath with Cameron D!




* SMG...Sarah Michelle Gellar, of course!!
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Voting Results
Pacing: 4.9
 
How Funny: 4.8
 
Overall Rating: 4.8
 

Total Votes: 18
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John Barry - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny as hell and great lyrics/pacing. Extra points for loofah/too far!
Rick C - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Brilliant! 555
alvin rhodes - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
my favorite of the day...what a scream...5s plus
AFW - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Good laff in a bath...very well done..
John Jenkins - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
This appears to be a very hard song to parody, but you came up with a concept that works very well. And, though you're no Donald Trump, I assume your barn has a silo.
Stuart McArthur - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
that is bloody hilarious!!! - you are on another plane, Kristof - just line after funny line - "Or Pammy on a yacht (but not with Tommy Lee)" mapped onto the OS line so tightly it left no shadow

and I've got NO argument about SMG, but Sandra Bullock!!! - bleah - 555
Jeff Reuben - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Lime jello, Jessica Alba =)
Agrimorfee - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Wowzers! This is a new classic! I repeat everything everybody else has said. 555
Kristof Robertson - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Thankyou everyone...this WAS a tricky song to parody, but with the theme I just let my sordid mind wander...hehehehe. Stu: OK, she ain't no Angelina Jolie, but give the gal a break! ;-)
Adagio - July 02, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3)B When you daydream, you DAYDREAM!! LOL 5's
Matthias - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Splish-Splash!!!
bobpiecheese - July 09, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3-B) You have a better imagination than I'll ever have. Maybe. I dunno. Great work, in either case.
Agrimorfee - July 11, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3) Ditto the previous.
Red Ant - July 16, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3B) DKTOS, but DGAF either, this was great. I don't know what "lederhosen" means, but given my feelings towards Gwen I'm sure it's not what I'm hoping for. And I second Stu's stand-alone line.
Rex - July 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Bloody brilliant! And pay no attention to that Stuart fellow, there's nothing wrong with a bit o' Bullock.
Kristof Robertson - July 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Adagio: Wha? Sorry...were you talking to me? My mind was wandering...;-) Thanks

Matthias: a watery cheers!

bobpie: make your mind up, will ya? :-) thanks

Agri; ditto the thanks

Red Ant: from Wikipedia

Lederhosen ("leather trousers" in German; singular: "Lederhose") are knee-breeches (knickerbockers or shorts) made of leather.

This what you had in mind? Thanks for the feedback.

Rex: I like the way you think, my man!

Cheers, all!
Stuart McArthur - July 17, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3-B) everything I said above I second, including the Bullock remark - this is Kristofian to the max! - and SMG naked, wearing ice-skates, is an image about to find its way into tonight's dreams (may go to bed early tonight ;-))
Johnny D - July 17, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) Yeee-HAW, what Stuart said!
tomario - July 18, 2006 - Report this comment
bullock is a babe and this parody bootilicious.
Jeff Reuben - July 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Sandra Bullock, nice. Lime Jello and Jessica Alba again =)
Rick C - July 19, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3-B) Still brilliant, Kristof. Glad to revisit this one. I'm surprised it only has 18 votes.
Phil Alexander - July 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Must have missed commenting last year: brilliant (even if I was thinking of David Cameron, rather than Cameron Diaz. But that would be a rather different parody)

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