-> "In The End: Broken Toyz Remix"
Original Song Title:
"In The End" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"In The End: Broken Toyz Remix"
(It starts with....)
Pleading: a constant whine
Already an extortionist, age of nine
Stores rob ya blind; you're resigned to buy
If you say no, he'll cry
(Don't say no...)
Why do I get him these things?
"Super Fly Guy" with detachable wings
Start the count down; by the end of the day
He'll have tossed it away
(Hey, what's the deal?)
Thought he'd like the LEGO
How could I know he'd make it explode?
Action Man's gone; to where I'll never know
Maybe interred next to GI Joe
Mister Tater Head got fried; even Optimus Prime
Transformed to spare parts
Ev'ry freakin' week! Figurines ain't cheap!
What an evil streak! "Boys are boys", so...
I spend too much on toys 'n' stuff
But in the end, my kid'll only trash 'em
A plastic sword, a new skateboard
But in the end, he'll just get bored and trash 'em
New thing, I had to buy
Expensive new light sabre for my "Jedi"
Just merchandise; not designed for fights
Soon the light went off and it fell apart
I said "You weren't using it properly"
Little twerp started behaving stroppily
Remember how we had fun with box and string?
"Watch me drive my string-box-car!"
Things aren't the way they were before
Cough up a hundred bucks and still your kiddie's sore
Cheaper to visit crack dens
Just between the bank and me...THIS MUST END!
Your credit limit's fried but he won't be denied
A new racer-kart
What it means to me: constant poverty
Little S.O.B wants a bike, so...
He'll huff and cuss, at Toys R Us
And in the end you give in just to hush 'em
Suggest Yahtzee; Monopoly
And little Ben will think you're speakin' Russian...
I've blown big bucks on you
"I'll play carefully", you joked
I was pleased...until your Tamagotchi croaked
Now Barney's black and blue;
Purple dinosaur, no mo'
Sonny, please...that ain't Dismember-Me Elmo!
I spent too much on toys 'n' stuff
They break and bend, no matter what you tell him
Right now I'm poor, but soon no more
Coz in the end, I'll cash in when I sell him...
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