Song Parodies -> June Cleaver
| Original Song Title: | "Moon River" |
| Original Performer: | Audrey Hepburn |
| Parody Song Title: | "June Cleaver" |
| Parody Written by: | Kristof Robertson |
Back when life was simpler....
June Cleaver,
Why the knowing smile?
You're not just versatileyou care
A homemakeryou hot baker
Displaying your cookies down at the state fair
June Cleaver,
Ward's a lucky guy
He gets to eat your pie each day
I'm happy each moment I spend
To my needs, you tend
Your Beaver's my best friend
June Cleaver.you're great!
Why the knowing smile?
You're not just versatileyou care
A homemakeryou hot baker
Displaying your cookies down at the state fair
June Cleaver,
Ward's a lucky guy
He gets to eat your pie each day
I'm happy each moment I spend
To my needs, you tend
Your Beaver's my best friend
June Cleaver.you're great!
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you make pie and cookies seem naughty...hee hee hee...5s
Loved "get to eat your pie each day" and "your Beaver's my best friend"....great stuff Kristof!
Ah, suburbia! What goes on at the end of the cul-de-sac? Heh heh heh...
Al: Naughty? Moi? ;-)
Dee: Glad you liked it, dude!
JD: I grew up in (Aussie) suburbia, and...you don't want to know.:-)
Dee: Glad you liked it, dude!
JD: I grew up in (Aussie) suburbia, and...you don't want to know.:-)
Very funny...ha! 5's
Short, sweet, and memorable. Whatever it was that possessed you to think this up....I hope it happens again.
Nostalgic, funny, and clever...
and in her immortal words to her husband, reprimanding him for over-disciplining Beaver the previous night "You were a bit rough on the old Beaver last night, dear" - very very nice Kristof - 555
Good song, but June Cleaver needed to get a life. What I most remember about her was that she was punishing Beaver for refusing to eat Brussels sprouts.
This explains a lot about Mrs.. Anyway, I a-Ward you 5's!
Love the double entendre's.
Thanks Adagio, jango, AFW, Stu, 2eagle, Mason and PMS...and I've never even seen one episode of "Leave It To Beaver"...sheesh!
HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Read this one today; you hot baker...very special parody.
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