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Song Parodies -> "Cheerleader At The Back"

Original Song Title:

"Leader Of The Pack"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Shangri-Las

Parody Song Title:

"Cheerleader At The Back"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

(Spoken)
Is he really going out with her?
There he is, let's ask him...
Kristof, is that a neckbrace you're wearin'?....mmhmm
Gee, it must be great goin' out with a cheerleader!
Is she really agile and athletic? Uh....no.
By the way, where'd you meet her?

I met her at homecoming game
She tried a cartwheel, overshot..
And gave me whiplash.. (Surely not!)
That's when I fell for
Cheerleader at the back! (Gimme a K!!)

It seems she's always tumblin' down (down down)
She looks like an angel, moves like a clown
(Hey, her lack of talent is the talk of the whole town)
And although she's real bad
The head coach is her dad
That's why she was a
Cheerleader at the back!! (Gimme a L!!)

She brought down a pyr'mid on her debut
Tried a high kick and kicked off her shoe
(Well, it hit the face of the new quarterback, Stu)
And as he was stretchered off
Boy, I knew I was in luff..
My ungainly angel..
Cheerleader at the back!! (Gimme a U!!!)

(Spoken)
Her crooked smile, and coke-bottle specs
With complexion, pale like snow
As she ran across to the marching band, I begged her to go slow
But her hearing aid,................ it was on "low"
LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT!.....CRASSSHHHHH!!!!

I felt so helpless, what could I do?
She saw not the bass drum and fell right through
The quarterback was repaired
The running back has quit, the tight end's scared
It's time to retire..
Cheerleader at the back!! (Gimme a TZ!!)

(For) cheerleader at the back, it all went wrong..(repeat)

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 36

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Stuart McArthur - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
and did you end up in handcuffs with this one too? - more about your exes please - I'm intrigued! - 555
Johnny D - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Gimme a FIVE!
Gimme a FIVE!
Gimme a FIVE!
What's that spell?

FIVEFIVEFIVE
Ashkicksass - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Bravo Kristof! So many funny images here! I think I laughed the hardest at "tried a high kick and kicked off her shoe" because I've actually done that...
MasonR - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
"She looks like an angel, moves like a clown"--classic! Make 'em laugh! Make 'em laugh! BIG laugh!
John Barry - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
15 cheers!
shanah smith - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I think I agree with MasonR one the classic line ..."looks like an angel...moves like a clown" LOL! otflmao!!!
Know 1 can hear you dream - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Touchdown!
Arwen - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I love Love LOVED this, sweetheart!! I'm still laughing! 5s...
alvin rhodes - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
i'd love to see the video...5s
Dee Range - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent, Kristof. 555
Kristof Robertson - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Aw shucks guys! Stuart- You do realise these women are all made up? :-)....JD- shake them pom-poms!!...Ash- OUCH!! I thought you might relate to this :-)...Mason- I do my best, bud!...John- Back atcha!..Shanah- Cheers..don't hurt yourself!:-)...K1chyd- SCORE!! Thanx....Arwen- I thought thought THOUGHT you would; you inspired this one, babe...Alvin- We're shooting now; Arwen's agreed to the lead role :-)....Dee- You're too kind...ps I'm glad nobody noticed the "no no no no no no" line (before the crash) that I accidently left out..oops! Byeeee
Michael Pacholek - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
You're dynamite, you're dynamite, you're tick-tick-tick-tick BOOM! Dynamite! Boom! Dynamite! All right!
Billy Florio - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Incredible Kristof....5-5-5
Stuart McArthur - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Kristof - logic dictates that if they weren't made up, you would have died from some unfortunate accident by now :-)
Scathe - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
You should sell this one to Hollywood. I'm envisioning a movie entitled "National Lampoon's Grid Iron Follies".
Kristof Robertson - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Pacholek...you're getting soft in your old age :-)..thanks!....Billy- as always, thanks!...Stuart- I'm writing this from the grave :-)...Scathe- great idea!...byeeee
Adagio - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM funny one.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I said Brrr, it's cold in here!
There must be some Kristof in the at-mo-sphere!
Top parody, Kristof, I DKTOS but this was a really funny read.
Stuart McArthur - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL, very witty, Luke :-)
Ash - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job! SOTM
Guy - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Cheers!
Rick D - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Really good.
Agrimorfee - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) KR, *excellent* job.
Melhi - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) LOL!
Kristof Robertson - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks very much Adagio, JARLB,Ash, Guy, Rick, Agrimorfee and Melhi!!
Claude Prez - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Fave line was the hearing aid one but the whole thing was quite good.
Arwen - November 20, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM--still think it's great, Kristof...when are we going to film that video??
John Jenkins - November 21, 2004 - Report this comment
A lot of excelelnt lines, particularly the hearing aid line.
martha - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
This is a really funny one ... pure slapstick knockabout comedy....excellent!!!!(SOTM)
STU McArthur - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Gee, I'm really warming to one of your characters, Kristof - that quarterback seems like a really nice guy
Johnny D - November 25, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above!
Peregrin - November 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one Kristof. Stuart, I noticed the QB as well!
Dee Range - November 27, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM...excellent as usual, Kristof. High 5's
Spaff.com - November 28, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm in luff with this one.
2nz - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Great mis-adventure parody Kristof. Fave line "It seems she's always tumblin' down
She looks like an angel, moves like a clown"
Meriadoc - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Bet I know who inspired this one! ;-)
Jeff Reuben - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job K! Liked this one.
Paul Robinson - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Great job - 5's ~ ~ ~
Jack Wilson - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL this is AWESOME! 555! I was gonna say to bring it, but oh no, its already been ba-ROUGHTEN!

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