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Song Parodies -> "Headache Hotel"

Original Song Title:

"Heartbreak Hotel"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Headache Hotel"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

The situation described in this parody is purely for comedic purposes...I'm sure it doesn't happen in real life...does it?
Well, since I done got married
My love life has gone to hell
I've got a new name for our bedroom
It's.Headache Hotel
(oh lordy)

I buy her nice flowers, but I
Just get mean glowers
I take cold showersto get by

Although I'm real attentive
And sensitive; no slouch!
There's no nocturnal lovin'
And Isleep on the couch
(the sofa)

I'm really quite horny, honey
Hard-up and horny
No more a forni.catin' guy

Now I've got a brand new hobby
So I don't get over-tense
Well, I've taken up "woodwork" in more
Than just the most literal sense
(I work wood)

I'm here in the bathroom, baby
Still in the bathroom
Doin' a spot ofDIY

Well, once we did the business
On the tables, chairs and floors
And videoed the action, but now
We're stuck on PAUSE
(frustratin')

I bought you some asp'rin, baby
A load of asp'rin
I'm tired of askin'if you might

[GUITAR BREAK]

So, if you have considered
Proposin' on one knee
You might as well just go check
Into a monastery
(no kiddin')

You'll end up so horny, buddy
Etern'lly horny
You'll be so hornyyou could die!

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Adagio - September 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Woodwork...hehehehe. Good one. 5's
Dee Range - September 07, 2006 - Report this comment
You still got it, mister...in spades. Record this with and Elvis accent and send it to Dr Demento, or somewhere. Just freakin' great, top to bottom, NPI.
Matthias - September 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Stuck on PAUSE...... Nice!
Paul Robinson - September 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Very clever stuff, Kristof...Yeah, I especially liked the "woodwork" line, too...I'd have to say a line like that is, well, hard to beat...5's. As a coincidence a character in one of my entries today seems to have a bit of the same marital situation...maybe not to quite an advanced a stage ~ ~ ~
alvin rhodes - September 07, 2006 - Report this comment
funny twist
TJC - September 07, 2006 - Report this comment
May well be the best parody of this OS ever!
AFW - September 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Loads of laff lines...in this hotel..
John Barry - September 07, 2006 - Report this comment
To paraphrase a title of mine today: "Blue-balls Elvis." 555
Kristof Robertson - September 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Pat, Dee, Matty, Paul, Al, TJC (flattery will get you everywhere!), AFW and Johnno. This was a tricky, but fun, write...glad you all enjoyed it.
Stuart McArthur - September 07, 2006 - Report this comment
the "PAUSE" "DIY" and woodwork gets were all inspired Kristof, and Elvis's voice seemed to appear from nowhere as I was reading it, which is a powerful compliment - and the sentiments it conveys are eerily similar to the sentiments I expressed in my BTO parody 2 days ago - maybe it's just Aussie women? - 555
Peregrin - September 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Not *all* Aussie women, Stu...but Many !!!! Good one Kristof :)
Ann Hammond - September 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Stuck on pause is a good one. I think this is a great improvment to the actual song
Meriadoc - September 08, 2006 - Report this comment
I missed this yesterday - glad I rechecked. Many great lines!
tomario - September 13, 2006 - Report this comment
DEC:- loads of fun in one little parody
bobpiecheese - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
(Decathlon - Event 3) I don't really get it, but I do happen to have a handicap for not getting parodies (my age), but at least the pacing is awesome and you took the time to write the parody.
Stuart McArthur - September 22, 2006 - Report this comment
(dec3) see above - great lines to a great idea, KR (as usual...)
Jeff Reuben - September 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Hilarious. Hope the couch is near a TV with ESPN (or Playboy) and best of luck with the aspirin!
Johnny D - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
(Decathlon) "stuck on PAUSE", nyuk nyuk!!
Arwen - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Decathlon...aww...how sorry do I feel for you? Not sorry enough! As the only woman in this competition, I can assure you that it's entirely your fault and if you can't read my mind as to why...then it's just going to piss me off more. ; )
Josh 2 - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment
how true how true, 5s

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