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Song Parodies -> "Spots Only Grow"

Original Song Title:

"God Only Knows"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Spots Only Grow"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

You know what it's like...you want to impress a laydee, and (regardless of age), the God of Zit smites thee verily....
Though I may be your "lust fool"
My visage is awash with pustules
I've tried all medications
Still, facial Appalachians...

Spots only grow when I think about you

No wonder I am alone
My kisser's like a fresh baked calzone*
And sure, I wanna kiss you
But you would require a tissue...

Spots only grow when I think about you
Spots only show when I think about you

I will give up french fries now
Hamburgers I must despise now
There's no way I'll be a "playah"
If my mug's Mt. Kilauea!!

Spots only grow when I think about you
Spots only show when I think about you
Spots only grow...(repeat to fade)




* calzone...folded pizza

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Johnny D - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Feeling a little pussy, are we? That's PUS--EEE, you perverts.
John Barry - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Hilarious, Kristof! Especially the first verse.
Ashkicksass - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Poor thing! LOL!
alvin rhodes - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
funny as hell...best line...."if my mug's kilauea"....5s

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