-> "Riffin' Old Refrains"
Original Song Title:
"Rhythm Of The Rain" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Riffin' Old Refrains"
Listen to him riffin' on that old refrain
"Stairway" by Led Zeppelinagain
It's loud and out of tune and jeez it hurts my brain
A-when he cranks it up to ten
The only song he's ever learnt, he overplays
Each bum note he knows by heart
I've had to put up with this crap for seven days
No wonder I've a dicky heart
Can't fit round peg in a hole that's square
You cannot teach ju-jitsu to a grizzly bear
He may think he's Jimmy Page but LORD, that kid just can't play
He said "Hey dad, a guitar's what I want today"
We went to a music shop
Although two hundred bucks is what I had to pay
I'd spend that much to make him stop
[Really inept INSTRUMENTAL BREAK]
Wayne, can't you learn a diff'rent chord or two?
Please find another hobby to pursue
Wayne, I've been told that Fender are threat-en-ing to sue
Listen to him riffin'; a new old refrain
It's "Smoke On The Water": should've guessed!
And his inability to entertain
Is making me goddamn depressed
Oh listen to me throttlin' Wayne
(Nutter pater*, nutter pater)
Oh oh oh listen to me throttlin' Wayne
(Nutter pater, nutter pater)
* pater = father
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