-> "The Betta-Loo Song"
Original Song Title:
"Chattanooga Choo Choo" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Betta-Loo Song"
[INTRO-A desperate caller...]
"Hello, plumber? Is this the plumber?
I want a souped-up water closet just for me
I need it IMMEDIATELY!
Betta-Loo, please save my butt!"
Pardon me, guy
You need a Betta-Loo for doodoo!
A heated seat for your tush
So now the Betta-Loo plays U2!
None can compare...
You'll spend 3 hours in there!
It's got a plasma television that pops up from the floor,
Surf the internet while your wife bangs on the door
Mirror for your shavin'....popcorn microwavin'!
Think of all the leisure time that you'll be savin'...
Silken toilet tissue in white, aqua or peach
Automated "wiper" so you don't have to reach
Mobile phone recharger....gluteal massager!
Woo-hoo! Betta-Loo cannot be beat
In case you're fatter than Shamu, too
And, look! A self-cleaning bowl!
You've gotta buy
So you can feel just like a king at home
The Betta-Loo is too cool;
No one will pooh-pooh your throne
Betta-Loo is too cool;
No one will pooh-pooh your throne!
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