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Song Parodies -> "The Betta-Loo Song"

Original Song Title:

"Chattanooga Choo Choo"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Glenn Miller

Parody Song Title:

"The Betta-Loo Song"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

For the man who requires quality and luxury when attending to....business
[INTRO-A desperate caller...]

"Hello, plumber? Is this the plumber?
I want a souped-up water closet just for me
I need it IMMEDIATELY!
Betta-Loo, please save my butt!"

Pardon me, guy
You need a Betta-Loo for doodoo!
Quadruple flush...
A heated seat for your tush

Built-in Hi-fi,
So now the Betta-Loo plays U2!
None can compare...
You'll spend 3 hours in there!

It's got a plasma television that pops up from the floor,
Surf the internet while your wife bangs on the door
Mirror for your shavin'....popcorn microwavin'!
Think of all the leisure time that you'll be savin'...

Silken toilet tissue in white, aqua or peach
Automated "wiper" so you don't have to reach
Mobile phone recharger....gluteal massager!
Woo-hoo! Betta-Loo cannot be beat

It's reinforced,
In case you're fatter than Shamu, too
Climate control,
And, look! A self-cleaning bowl!

You've gotta buy
So you can feel just like a king at home
The Betta-Loo is too cool;
No one will pooh-pooh your throne
Betta-Loo is too cool;
No one will pooh-pooh your throne!

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MasonR - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
In addition to the hilarious concept, wonderful rhyming structure and overall brilliant execution...I want a "loo" like this!
Johnny D - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Well done, KR - if a man's home is his castle, why not have a throne with all the comforts of home?
Matthias - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm not one for bathroom humor parodies, but in this case I'll make the exception. Brilliant job here Kristof!!! How much are they? Here's 555 dollars for a down payment at least.
McKludge - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
And coming soon, the new and improved Mo Betta-Loo, with 5.1 megapixel camera and USB connections! 555
alvin - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
ny fave of the day....fun and racous rhymin'
Tommy Turtle - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Could it be gold-plated, for Elvis' place of demise?
Jack Wilson - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Was LMAO at the ides alone. 5s
AFW - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Great lines and rhymes...all as smooth as porcelain
Kristof Robertson - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Mason: Thanks! ALL guys want a loo like this...;-)

JD: Amen, Brother Small! Cheers, and welcome back

Matty: Thanks for giving this a look. I tried to focus on the equipment, and not the act, so as not to gross anybody out . p.s....for you, 50% discount

McK: hehehe...and what, pray tell, would the camera be for? On second thought, I don't want to know :-D

Al: Danke, mien buddy!

TT: Oh man, I shoulda worked an Elvis gag in there somewhere! Cheers

Jack: Much appreciated, amigo

AFW: And as fragrant as air freshener? Thanks
PMS - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Great rhymes
Jason - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Another plumbin' good candidate for SOTM!?
MrMacphisto - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL... excellent
John Jenkins - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Not an easy OS to parody. Very well done, particularly the "Shamu, too" line.
Kristof Robertson - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks PMS, Jase, Mac and JJ!
Peter Andersson - September 28, 2007 - Report this comment
I'd settle for the self-cleaning bowl, getting darn tired of having to waste good acid...
bobpiecheese - October 15, 2007 - Report this comment
(Decathlon 2.0) Me likee! I wnna loo like this, but with one extra feature - it must come when I call it!
Phil Alexander - October 15, 2007 - Report this comment
I thought I'd commented here already.. I bet you're feeling flushed with success after this :-)
stuart mcarthur - October 15, 2007 - Report this comment
(dec2) perfect - an instant classic - some really perfect lines in there kristof, like "So now the Betta-Loo plays U2!" but all the other lines were great too - 555
Agrimorfee - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
(Decathlon) You took a challenging title and made every line count! Excellent.
Syncronos - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL...Let me know when you want to do the infomercial for this. This is brilliant
Arwen - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Decathlon...oh my! I think we have a winner...=) Great work, Kristof!
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
(Decathlon2) I had to give it a few listens, it took me a while to learn that by Intro--you really meant intro---but once I got past that, Holy Crap (no pun intended) was that funny. I've never laughed so hard at a pooh song.
Jack Wilson - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
( Decathlon : The Parodies Strike Back) Awesome job, see above
Jeff Reuben - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm rusty...it took me a second, absolutely brilliant!
Mikey Squirrel - October 17, 2007 - Report this comment
DEC 2.1- Very funny stuff, Kristof. Now where can I get one? Can it wipe too? that would be cool...

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