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Song Parodies -> "Baby Drank The Whole Damn Bar"

Original Song Title:

"Drive My Car"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Baby Drank The Whole Damn Bar"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

I'm sure most guys can relate to this...or is it just me??
Asked the girl what she wanted to drink
She said "Honey, the kitchen sink!
I wanna get plastered." She made it too clear
And as I sipped on my ginger beer....

Baby drank the whole damn bar
Falling over, seeing stars
Baby drank the whole damn bar
My lush of a lover!

I told the girl "Babe, I think that you're neat,
Now try standing on your own feet"
I ordered a taxi, there's love in the air
When she threw up, I held her hair

Baby drank the whole damn bar
I gave her an AA card
Baby drank the whole damn bar
One after another
(Hic hic...hic hic, yeah!)

She said to me, "Krishtof, you're shuch a shtud!
I wan' get bizzhee, boy..but firsht, ge' me a Bud"
Then she passed out, and now I'm feeling blue
As I wipe the chunky bits off my shoe...

Baby drank the whole damn bar
Falling over, seeing stars
Baby drank the whole damn bar
My lush of a lover!
(gag gag..gag gag..blurrgghhh!)

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Phil Alexander - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL! As the one who usually drives, I'd better not say I can relate to this ;-)
>(Hic hic...hic hic, yeah!)
I was expecting "Hic hic...hic hic, Bleah!" (or other sound of vomiting).. then I got to the end and realized you were trying to hold it back ;-)
Kristof Robertson - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Cheers, Phil...am I that obvious? As the one who drives, you should definitely relate to this!
EmiLoca - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Krishtof, thish parody ish jusssht...sssssspectacular. Free thrivesss...I mean...*thud*
Serafina - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Great one! It was really funny, especially the "hic hic" line. 5-5-5.
Kristof Robertson - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Fankyoo verry mush, Emi an' Sefa..serfa..you know who you izh!! I luurrrvve you guyzh...no no I'm sheriush..you all meen the wurl too mee!! I jus' wanna say...zzzzzzzzz
Ashkicksass - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
First a tribute to Arwen, and now one to me? Awwww... But seriously, it's excellent. So here's some fab 5's.
alvin rhodes - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
funniest one i read today....many many many funny lines here...5+++
Arwen - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I think my internet is finally fixed for good...but I'm fashionably late again for this one. Great job, as usual!! 555!
Spaff.com - June 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job, Kristof. And the "hic hic" is the perfect touch.
Claude Prez - June 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I concur with my eshteemed colleagues...hic hic
MrMacphisto - June 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Have a drink on me... Good job, man....
Kristof Robertson - June 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thankyou all...beers on me!!!
LucidLupin LeeBee - October 09, 2004 - Report this comment
fave parody so far ... applies to plenty of English men I've known of too ;)
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - December 04, 2005 - Report this comment
I'll throw up some 5s, I remember this one so I've probably done it once before, previous to the august 04 accident, but I can throw 'em up again, since I apparently didn't comment then.
Jonathan S. - December 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Jusht thought i'd look through your older works, Krishtov...ash you can probably tell by thish comment, I loved the shlurred shpeech in the lasht versh. I gotta shay, you rarely mish a beat. 555 pints.

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