Song Parodies -> Baby Drank The Whole Damn Bar
| Original Song Title: | "Drive My Car" |
| Original Performer: | The Beatles |
| Parody Song Title: | "Baby Drank The Whole Damn Bar" |
| Parody Written by: | Kristof Robertson |
I'm sure most guys can relate to this...or is it just me??
Asked the girl what she wanted to drink
She said "Honey, the kitchen sink!
I wanna get plastered." She made it too clear
And as I sipped on my ginger beer....
Baby drank the whole damn bar
Falling over, seeing stars
Baby drank the whole damn bar
My lush of a lover!
I told the girl "Babe, I think that you're neat,
Now try standing on your own feet"
I ordered a taxi, there's love in the air
When she threw up, I held her hair
Baby drank the whole damn bar
I gave her an AA card
Baby drank the whole damn bar
One after another
(Hic hic...hic hic, yeah!)
She said to me, "Krishtof, you're shuch a shtud!
I wan' get bizzhee, boy..but firsht, ge' me a Bud"
Then she passed out, and now I'm feeling blue
As I wipe the chunky bits off my shoe...
Baby drank the whole damn bar
Falling over, seeing stars
Baby drank the whole damn bar
My lush of a lover!
(gag gag..gag gag..blurrgghhh!)
She said "Honey, the kitchen sink!
I wanna get plastered." She made it too clear
And as I sipped on my ginger beer....
Baby drank the whole damn bar
Falling over, seeing stars
Baby drank the whole damn bar
My lush of a lover!
I told the girl "Babe, I think that you're neat,
Now try standing on your own feet"
I ordered a taxi, there's love in the air
When she threw up, I held her hair
Baby drank the whole damn bar
I gave her an AA card
Baby drank the whole damn bar
One after another
(Hic hic...hic hic, yeah!)
She said to me, "Krishtof, you're shuch a shtud!
I wan' get bizzhee, boy..but firsht, ge' me a Bud"
Then she passed out, and now I'm feeling blue
As I wipe the chunky bits off my shoe...
Baby drank the whole damn bar
Falling over, seeing stars
Baby drank the whole damn bar
My lush of a lover!
(gag gag..gag gag..blurrgghhh!)
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LOL! As the one who usually drives, I'd better not say I can relate to this ;-)
>(Hic hic...hic hic, yeah!)
I was expecting "Hic hic...hic hic, Bleah!" (or other sound of vomiting).. then I got to the end and realized you were trying to hold it back ;-)
>(Hic hic...hic hic, yeah!)
I was expecting "Hic hic...hic hic, Bleah!" (or other sound of vomiting).. then I got to the end and realized you were trying to hold it back ;-)
Cheers, Phil...am I that obvious? As the one who drives, you should definitely relate to this!
Krishtof, thish parody ish jusssht...sssssspectacular. Free thrivesss...I mean...*thud*
Great one! It was really funny, especially the "hic hic" line. 5-5-5.
Fankyoo verry mush, Emi an' Sefa..serfa..you know who you izh!! I luurrrvve you guyzh...no no I'm sheriush..you all meen the wurl too mee!! I jus' wanna say...zzzzzzzzz
First a tribute to Arwen, and now one to me? Awwww... But seriously, it's excellent. So here's some fab 5's.
funniest one i read today....many many many funny lines here...5+++
I think my internet is finally fixed for good...but I'm fashionably late again for this one. Great job, as usual!! 555!
Great job, Kristof. And the "hic hic" is the perfect touch.
I concur with my eshteemed colleagues...hic hic
Have a drink on me... Good job, man....
Thankyou all...beers on me!!!
fave parody so far ... applies to plenty of English men I've known of too ;)
I'll throw up some 5s, I remember this one so I've probably done it once before, previous to the august 04 accident, but I can throw 'em up again, since I apparently didn't comment then.
Jusht thought i'd look through your older works, Krishtov...ash you can probably tell by thish comment, I loved the shlurred shpeech in the lasht versh. I gotta shay, you rarely mish a beat. 555 pints.
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