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Song Parodies -> "I Left A Log (In The Bog)"

Original Song Title:

"Who Put The Bomp?"

Original Performer:

Me First and the Gimme Gimmes

Parody Song Title:

"I Left A Log (In The Bog)"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

"Infantile, anally fixated Rubbish!" New York Times"A work of genius" Faeces Monthly
I left a log in the bog-sh-bog-sh-bog
Poo full'o'bran in the can-a-lama-ding-dong
I was so long in the john-da-john-da-john
Needed a s**t, let her rip-da-dip-da-dip
I was the man who caused a massive jam
Now my baby's not talking to me

When my baby heard
"Aargh-omigod p-parp p-parp plop!"
She thought I was having a fit
And then she heard the toilet
Go "Flusha flusha splutter splutter splutter slip slop"
Damn, I could not get rid of it!

I left a log in the bog-sh-bog-sh-bog
Poo full'o'bran in the can-a-lama-ding-dong
I was so long in the john-da-john-da-john
Needed a s**t, let her rip-da-dip-da-dip
I was the man who caused a massive jam
Now my baby's not talking to me

Calling in the plumbers
"Sorrysorrysorrysorrysorry sweetheart"
My problem cannot be denied
Now every time I want to
Crap-sh-crap-sh-crap
Crap-sh-crap-sh-crap
I use the porta-loo outside

I left a log in the bog-sh-bog-sh-bog
Poo full'o'bran in the can-a-lama-ding-dong
I was so long in the john-da-john-da-john
Needed a s**t, let her rip-da-dip-da-dip
I was the man who caused a massive jam
Now my baby's not talking to me
Now my baby's not talking to me
Since my faeces featured on TV.....

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Johnny D - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
A cute refreshing angle on a putrid stinky old topic - 555 !
Kristof Robertson - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny!!
Ashkicksass - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
The girl in the next cubicle just asked me what I was laughing so hard at...555! That was great!
Kristof Robertson - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Ash...it was a lot of fun to write
Arwen - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
My oldest brother had an "oldies" tape, and as a youth, I used to snake it and then dance around in the living room to the original of this song...and ever since it has always made me smile...reminding me of the sweet and carefree joys of youth. Now...forever more...it will remind me of a particularly troublesome BM. Still...I'm smiling...giggling...even laughing, my friend...so 555 it is...=) Great job, Kristof!
Kristof Robertson - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Arwen, you're a babe!! Sorry I ruined it for you (no I'm not..hee hee!)
Arwen - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
As long as I'm re-living my childhood, Kristof, I've just got to say...It takes one to know one! =)
Agrimorfee - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I poop on this parody...with 555.
alvin rhodes - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
i'l give ya fives for this ji-ji-ji...ji-jive
Melhi - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Particularly great song choice for this one!
Jack - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Very funny. 555
Claude Prez - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Three "Gimme" Fives for you; a buttload o' fun.
Troy - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Hahahahahahahaha that's a bloody good one mate!!! That bloke must of been a fat sumo wrestler to dump a shit like that hehehehehehe!!!
The Thought Police - June 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Who's your master,number two? Kristof Roberson? Oh, doo behave! FIVES, BABY! GRRRRR!
Kristof Robertson - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
To Ag, Al, Mel, Jack, Prez, Troy and TPP....Cheers, all!!!
Rod Worden - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
You made me laugh so hard my pants ripped-da-dip-da-dip!! 5s!
2nz - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
How did you make this material refreshing? top marks for the first two lines in the refrain. Another stinky keeper...
Johnny D - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Restoring my vote of 555 for this toilet-jammin' CLASSIC! I'm sitting here, enjoying a bit of Wild Turkey, and laughing my ass off at this fabulous parody!
AutoDialer - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Not bad - Auto Dialer
stuart mcarthur - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL! - just found this one by accident, Kristof - parp a parp a good job - 555

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