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Song Parodies -> "Get Her An Outfit"

Original Song Title:

"Tell Her About It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Get Her An Outfit"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

Hey guys...have you screwed up with your missus recently? Time to flash the cash.....Here's the OS.
Listen boy
I don't want to see you in the doghouse ev'ry day
I gotta tell ya:
Getting back in her good books requires no MBA
She's a real nice girl,
But she's real pissed off at you
Just because you left the seat up in the loo...

Listen boy
I'm sure that you think you've got it all under control
But you never knew
She's telling all her friends that you're a cheap a**hole
You're in trouble now,
Coz you surfed the net for ho's
And it won't be fixed with choc'lates and a rose....

Get her an outfit
Find your local Gucci store
'pologies won't win her over;
That's what credit's for!
Get her an outfit
Take a loan out at the bank
And she might forget the day
She saw you with that skank...

Listen boy
She knows all about last Friday's bachelor party
To redeem yourself
You've got to provide a load of bling from Tiffany
If you're coming home
With lipstick on your shirt
Be aware that next month's Visa bill will hurt...

Get her an outfit
For the sh*t that you've done wrong
Like the time she caught you
Wearing her brassiere and thong
Get her an outfit
And her stony heart may warm
Just make sure it's not a
Latex nurse's uniform...

Coz now and then
She'll get suspicious, dude
And she'll check your wallet, emails and cellphone
But if you can fulfil her wishes, dude
She might not set fire to ev'rything you own...

Listen boy
It isn't the time to argue who is wrong or right
Coz the Jimmy Choos that she gets from you
Could mean that you'll get sex tonight
If she's dressed in gold
She might just forgive you
Seal the deal with a brand new BMW!

Get her an outfit
For the trip to gay Paree
That you had to book when
You stayed out til half past three...
Get her an outfit
She's been told Armani's nice
If you screw your PA
Buddy, you must pay the price

Get her an outfit
Make it pricey; make it NOW!
Just get her an outfit
You called her best friend Jane a slut
You gotta get her an outfit
Don't make a comment 'bout her butt
You'll have to get her an outfit
That crack about her weight
Means you must get her an outfit
You know you gotta compensate
You gotta get her an outfit
You gotta spend, spend, SPEND on an outfit...

{FADE}

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Mark Scotti - July 24, 2009 - Report this comment
They certainly do deserve it! Great song. $555 Gucci dress
Fiddlegirl - July 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Hahahahaaaaa!!!!
TJC - July 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Too true and too funny, Kristof. Fantastically funny AMEX v. damn-ex spoofin'!
blackjack21 - July 24, 2009 - Report this comment
This parody is wearing size 5s. Nice work.
Stuart McArthur - July 24, 2009 - Report this comment
hey Kristof! Good to see you again. Gotta say the title sub slayed me although I thought it might be about Paris Hilton requiring cover - hilarious detail through and through as usual, although if you're out til half past three screwing your PA, in your wife's brassiere and thong whilst texting insults to Jane, an outfit may not be quite enough - 555
DJ Blaze - July 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Yet another great spoof from you. 555
alvin - July 24, 2009 - Report this comment
lol...good advice
Matthias - July 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Or of course you could always do it the Kobe Bryant way and get her a nice big diamond ring, but this works too. Great work here Kristof! 2 parodies in 2 days are you making a comeback?!
Tommy Turtle - July 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Where the h*ll have you been? Where the h*ll have *I* been? ... I find just handing her the credit card works better, cuz every time I get her an outfit, it comes from Frederick's of Hollywood. Or just give her £555 and let her spend it herself. Cheers, Mate!
EmiLoca - July 25, 2009 - Report this comment
I like the way you think.
UnKnownVO - July 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Lord Kristoff, The ~Duke oThong & Song~ . . . . so that's where my ' training Bra' went ! !
Kristof Robertson - July 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Belated thanks to all the gals and guys who took some time to check this out....glad you enjoyed it!
Stu: So when are YOU stepping up to the plate (or wicket, if you prefer) again? hmmmm? :-D

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