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Song Parodies -> "Naked Sumo Cricket"

Original Song Title:

"Take It To The Limit"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Naked Sumo Cricket"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

East meets west in sport's newest spectacle...
You can have your athletics and swimming
And lacrosse and badminton won't do
I've been working on a new kind of challenge
Where you compete in the nude
I went to Tokyo, got some fat boys
(at least 300 pounds)
Gave them willow and ball
(asked them to get un-gowned)
Drinking saki had me thinking
'Bout Olympic dreams, a simple scheme
Well, it sure beats baseball!

With 22 obese guys
We'll have a great time
It's naked...sumo cricket; it's sublime!

You can spend your whole time making money
But that dog eat dog lifestyle's a b!tch
It's more fun watching a yokozuna
Waddlin' down the pitch...

Long as you remember to feed 'em
(And give 'em lotsa air)
You can take 'em on tour
(They will play anywhere)
And it's really quite exciting
When they're hitting six, you're s****ing bricks
But you'll be back for more

With 22 obese guys
We'll have a great time
It's naked...sumo cricket; it's sublime!

Naked...sumo cricket,
Naked...sumo cricket,
Naked...sumo cricket; it's sublime!


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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 19

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Phil Alexander - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Hmm... how many pads will they need? Great idea, Kristof :-)
Kristof Robertson - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Cheers, Phil...do you want tickets to the next World Cup?
Stuart McArthur - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Shane Warne would still be first selected - 5s Kristof
Airfarcewon - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
This is a good one....give us sumo..
Kristof Robertson - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Cheers, Stuart and Air4s1!!
MrMacphisto - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL... Kristof, this is the craziest parody I've read in a long time. Good job....
alvin rhodes - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
i was laughing before i even got to the song..inspired lunacy...5s
Agrimorfee - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
I have a feeling NO ONE HAS EVER written a song on this topic before! Hehe 555.
Phil Alexander - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Which one, Kristof? The cricket, or the naked sumo? :-)
Troy - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Hhahahahaha that was a bloody good one, that would go under the "Extreme Sports" category! Just visualising what it would look like makes me wanna hurl!!! Anyways I give ya all 5s.
Dee Range - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
High 5's Kristof, if you'll take the visuals out of my head
Johnny D - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
BEST parody about naked sumo cricket I have EVER read! Bloody shaggin' brilliant, Kristof - you win the test!
Dominic L. - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
555 but I DKTOS So I just based it on the other's votes. Funny parody!
Agrimorfee - September 16, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) My Sumo Girl can't compete with your cricketers, K.
Red Ant - September 16, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Already voted this as my vote wouldn't take. Funny concept, great substitutions.
Adagio - September 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Clever song, Kristof. Unusual idea (I think)
Rick D - September 19, 2005 - Report this comment
I would watch this. I also like train wrecks.
Johnny D - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above!
Ethan Mawyer - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) N - I second Johnny D this is the best naked sumo cricket parody... dare I say... ever. And if they get hit with a new cricket ball (shameless plug for something i could've entered this round) they probably won't get hurt. I DKTOS but it's an interested, if rather disturbing, idea.
Stuart McArthur - September 25, 2005 - Report this comment
(N) I think I woud've preferred watching those yokozunas to Flintoff and co - still hilarious KR
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - September 25, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Oh, from the topic I thought this would be about something completely different... hilarious stuff, Kristof.
Rick C - September 25, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) I don't think I'd watch it but, I'm glad I read this. 555
Gonfunko - September 25, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Great parody, althouhg it might have a bit of a tough time getting on to ESPN.
John Lomain - April 11, 2009 - Report this comment
I still think of this every time I hear the original

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