Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Little Poo Scoop"

Original Song Title:

"Little Deuce Coupe"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Little Poo Scoop"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

The continuing saga of my dog...this week: his rather impressive bowel movements...
Little poo scoop
That's too small for my dog
(Little poo scoop that's too small for my dog)

When Fido's draggin' me for walks 'round the park
He'll p*ss on a lamp-post; at squirrels he'll bark
But suddenly he'll go quiet, stop wagging his tail
Then he'll lay a length of cable as big as a whale
I've a little poo scoop
That's too small for my dog
(Little poo scoop that's too small for my dog)

Just a little poo scoop with a small red spade
It's my seventh; they all buckle under the weight
Now Fido's just relieved and he's weak and sore
I get my tape measure ready: man, its five foot four!
I've a little poo scoop
That's too small for my dog
(Little poo scoop that's too small for my dog)

They've got a competition down at the park every week
Where they vote on consistency, size and technique
When my mutt "performs" he seems to draw a crowd
As small boys yell
"Look at that big s**t daddy!!"

I'm walkin' down the street with a sack that pongs
And I've got enough dog crap to power Hong Kong
This is bad for my back, and hard on nose
I might as well have pet buffaloes.
I've a little poo scoop
That's too small for my dog
(Little poo scoop that's too small for my dog)
I've a little poo scoop
That's too small for my dog
(Little poo scoop that's too small for my dog)

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 14

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 1
 
 2   0
 2
 1
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 1
 1
 
 5   14
 11
 11
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Stuart McArthur - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
another classy effort Kristof - as soon as I stop vomiting...LOLOL! - "length of cable" - that's a first for me - this is the week for poo parodies - 555
Icky Ticky Tavi - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I will try to give this one constructive criticism. As much as I don't like it, I'm sure it's well written. Oh, and "Poppy Lungsmoking" and all of his cronies can go kiss my ____.
Johnny D - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Some excellent word-play & rhyming-to-the-OS here, Kristof. Definitely one of the best of the various similarly-themed parodies that have been appearing on AmIRight recently. 555, well done.
John Barry - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
If I may indulge in a Ratherism: Funnier than a dog chasing its tail.
Chuck A. Spear - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
5's! This blows my version away!
AFW - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I poo't this right up at the top of the pile......very good...555
Adagio - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL...great imagery. 5's ( I was thinking 'Oh, no, Kristof's gone to the dog's [poo]) you haven't! :D
MasonR - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
The "Competition down at the park" is hilarious and as Johny D says, excellent wordplay with the OS. Thanks for showing the "poo" parody wannabes how it's done!
alvin rhodes - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
poop-a-licious ! ...5 (foot four)s
Kristof Robertson - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone....I missed the whole debacle about Poopie Longstocking, but hey....if you don't risk offending someone, you can end up writing overly-PC and therefore uninteresting parodies. Although I agree that P L-S's poo overkill was a bit extreme...
MrMacphisto - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL... clever...
Hoof Hearted - March 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I would vote on it except there's no zero's on the ballot.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeachboys82.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 768