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Song Parodies -> "Robot, He Does It Better"

Original Song Title:

"Nobody Does It Better"

Original Performer:

Carly Simon

Parody Song Title:

"Robot, He Does It Better"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

Love in the 21st century? Be afraid.....
Robot, he does it better
He's made me look like a clown
Robot, he's got a12 inch CPU
Time to melt him down!

We bought an androidto help with the housework
Two extra hands for my young bride
But she soon discovered
He's one hot lover
And now those tin hands keep her satisfied

That robot, he does it better
He's got constant metallic wood
Robot he does itwith vibrations, too
Sexy-3PO's too good!

He knows how to sate 'er
A real Shaginator
He's AC and DC; five-speed too
Wish he'd eighty-six her
Marry a food mixer
Or find gay love with R2D2

But, Robot, he does it better
He don't need booze, drugs or rest
Robot was once acyber-gigolo
Dammit, dammit, dammitshould've checked

He's programmed for sex
Man, it's no contest
Bonks like he's possessed
Artificially blessed
Hey! Hands off her breast!
F*** itbe my guest.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
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 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   8

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alvin rhodes - June 29, 2006 - Report this comment
damn, hope my wife doesn't hear about this
Lionel Mertens - June 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Whoa! 5's.
Matthias - June 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Rack from the Future... 5's!!!
Rex - June 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Just get yourself an android Jolie and join the fun...
Kristof Robertson - June 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks a bunch Al (I already emailed her ), Lionel (whoa! back atcha) Matthias (hehehehe) and Rex (I'd prefer an android Alba, actually...)
Johnny D - June 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Kristof, in return for my vote of 555, I want you to look up "Venus On The Half-Shell" by "Kilgore Trout", and pay special attention to the female sex-android "Chworktap". I'm not kidding. Check it out!
Kristof Robertson - June 30, 2006 - Report this comment
JD...I'm fascinated! I'll check it out; thanks for the vote...
Stuart McArthur - July 01, 2006 - Report this comment
*pushes Kristof into a dark corner of the alley*
eh, Robbo!... what gives?...some of the boys been saying you been strutting out new pieces every day now...that's a lotta new parodies all of a sudden where you managin' to get all this stuff then, eh?

ah, don't listen to Noir Stu, Kristof - he's full of himself - but not as full as this parody is of brilliant lines (how's that for a segue?) - top notch stuff, KR - and another ingenious title - 555
Kristof Robertson - July 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Yo, noir McArthur! You talkin' to me? YOU TALKIN' TO ME? ;-) To answer your question, mate...I keep a file of half-finished parodies, song titles, OSs that I'd like to do, etc....I thought I'd trawl through it to see if there was anything worth revisiting, and a few made the cut. More to come, mwahahaha! Thanks for your vote and comment
Phil Alexander - November 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Missed this first time around - fantastic stuff, K :-D

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