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Song Parodies -> "Mall of Kintyre"

Original Song Title:

"Mull Of Kintyre"

Original Performer:

Paul McCartney and Wings

Parody Song Title:

"Mall of Kintyre"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

When the wilds of Scotland meets rampant capitalism.....You take the high road and I'll take the low road, and I'll get a discount before ye!
Mall of Kintyre, with ample free parking
Whate'er you desire, och aye it will be in
The Mall of Kintyre

Touring round Scotland, I'm tracing my roots
I need a coffee, a new pair of boots
Lochs may be pretty, but shopping is dire
I was blue 'til I came 'cross The Mall of Kintyre

Mall of Kintyre, with 21 Starbucks
Whate'er you desire, och aye it will be in
The Mall of Kintyre

Rome may have Gucci; New York, Calvin Klein
I'd rather Jock McHilfiger's spring line
If you've a brave-heart, you'll be a glad buyer
Of all manner of tat in The Mall of Kintyre

Mall of Kintyre, come try a McHaggis
There's sporrans for hire, and fast kilt drycleaning
The Mall of Kintyre

I've been here hours, my credit is blown
Loch Ness forsaken for a new cell phone
Sweet bagpipe muzak, and I am entire-ly
Smitten with ye bonny Mall of Kintyre

Mall of Kintyre, I've just met Sean Conn'ry
He sold me a dryer, with great payment options
The Mall of Kintyre

Mall of Kintyre, with ample free parking
Whate'er you desire, och aye it will be in
The Mall of Kintyre!


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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 16

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Rrrrrravyn McRrrrrant - November 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Och, laddie, that was beautiful!
Meriadoc - November 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I loved the 21 Starbucks line! This seems like such an obvious one to do, but congrats on being the first to think of it!
Peregrin - November 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent work Kristof, I am jealous! grrr! Mc5's, Luddie
Stuart McArthur - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
That was JUST brilliant Kristof - why no more votes? - I love this sort of stuff - Sean Connery selling you a drier - Jock McHilfigers spring line - delicious timing - more! - 555
LucidLupin LeeBee - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
It's a broad bricht 555 nigcht ta noo... Ive parodied this song myself but this is so much better & specifically fitting - brilliant Kristof! ;-)
Kristof Robertson - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
A wee vote 'o'thanks, lads and lasses! Ravyn...may the waters of Loch Lomond wash over ye!...Merry- yeah, I was surprised that this hadn't been done before!...Pip-I'm honoured, young hobbit!...Stuart- it's a low voting day on Amiright, but thanx!....LLLB- I'll check your's out...cheers!
Sweet Indigo - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
What a bonny wee parody! I love it :D
Spaff.com - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Let me just echo Paul's shout from the original: WOOO-HOO!
Phil Alexander - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Another from the start of this month that I missed, and picked up 'cause of Spaff's comment... this is a perfect use of the original, Kristof (have to admit that I've considered MoK a few times but couldn't come up with a suitable idea). Favourite line would have to be the whole "Rome... all manner of tat" verse :-)

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