Song Parodies -> Hackensack Fighter
| Original Song Title: | "Paperback Writer" |
| Original Performer: | The Beatles |
| Parody Song Title: | "Hackensack Fighter" |
| Parody Written by: | Kristof Robertson |
Never been to Hackensack, don't know if they have a boxing fraternity there, but it's such a great name....
Hackensack fighter! (fighter, fighter...)
It's only Round One and you hit the floor
Another third-rate Tyson with a glassy jaw
You have got the footwork of a snail on crack
You're a washed-up wreck, but you'll always be a Hackensack fighter....
Hackensack fighter!
All the thugs are lining up to have a piece
So you've seen more canvass than Henri Matisse
You have swallowed so much blood you like the taste
You've a mashed up face, it's the visage of a Hackensack fighter....
Hackensack fighter!
Hackensack fighter (fighter, fighter...)
Well, you bought your boxing gloves at Toys'R'Us
And you look like you've been run down by a bus
It's a long three minutes waiting for the bell
And the salts to smell keep you upright like a Hackensack fighter.....
Hackensack fighter!
Hey, your trainer's getting drunk on cheap vino
And your manager has moved to Buffalo
Your medical insurance has maxed out
Yet another bout, and a pasting for the Hackensack fighter......
Hackensack fighter!
Hackensack fighter... (repeat ad infinitum)
It's only Round One and you hit the floor
Another third-rate Tyson with a glassy jaw
You have got the footwork of a snail on crack
You're a washed-up wreck, but you'll always be a Hackensack fighter....
Hackensack fighter!
All the thugs are lining up to have a piece
So you've seen more canvass than Henri Matisse
You have swallowed so much blood you like the taste
You've a mashed up face, it's the visage of a Hackensack fighter....
Hackensack fighter!
Hackensack fighter (fighter, fighter...)
Well, you bought your boxing gloves at Toys'R'Us
And you look like you've been run down by a bus
It's a long three minutes waiting for the bell
And the salts to smell keep you upright like a Hackensack fighter.....
Hackensack fighter!
Hey, your trainer's getting drunk on cheap vino
And your manager has moved to Buffalo
Your medical insurance has maxed out
Yet another bout, and a pasting for the Hackensack fighter......
Hackensack fighter!
Hackensack fighter... (repeat ad infinitum)
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Some great lines in this one; the Matisse was my fave.
Unanimous decision: 555
Yes, the Matisse line is priceless.
Even Tony Soprano would like this, although I doubt he's ever heard of Matisse. He probably think "ma tease" is Dr. Melfi. Oops, I did a bad pun...
Great parody ... and the Henri Matisse ads. on the page right amused ;)
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