-> "Hackensack Fighter"
Original Song Title:
"Paperback Writer"
Parody Song Title:
"Hackensack Fighter"
The Lyrics
Hackensack fighter! (fighter, fighter...)
It's only Round One and you hit the floor
Another third-rate Tyson with a glassy jaw
You have got the footwork of a snail on crack
You're a washed-up wreck, but you'll always be a Hackensack fighter....
Hackensack fighter!
All the thugs are lining up to have a piece
So you've seen more canvass than Henri Matisse
You have swallowed so much blood you like the taste
You've a mashed up face, it's the visage of a Hackensack fighter....
Hackensack fighter!
Hackensack fighter (fighter, fighter...)
Well, you bought your boxing gloves at Toys'R'Us
And you look like you've been run down by a bus
It's a long three minutes waiting for the bell
And the salts to smell keep you upright like a Hackensack fighter.....
Hackensack fighter!
Hey, your trainer's getting drunk on cheap vino
And your manager has moved to Buffalo
Your medical insurance has maxed out
Yet another bout, and a pasting for the Hackensack fighter......
Hackensack fighter!
Hackensack fighter... (repeat ad infinitum)
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