-> "Ode To Miss South Carolina"
Original Song Title:
"Hey There Delilah"
Parody Song Title:
"Ode To Miss South Carolina"
South Carolina, famed for James Brown and tobacco
Your teen pageant queen was hot
But, dare I say, a little wacko
What the heck?
She's playing without a full deck
I do suspect....
Miss Carolina (South) made very little sense; a
Paris Hiltonesque display- she
Won't be getting mail from Mensa
All "U.S." Americans agree
Oh...she's working for world peace
And...for poor folks to decrease
Oh...more nurses and police
Oh...her ev'ning gown's cerise
Vote for her, please....
Miss Carolina (South); hey honey, didja see me?
I was right there in the front row
When you modelled your bikini
I was juiced
Thought 'bout late nights discussing Proust*
And nuzzling boobs
Miss Carolina; all my hopes for discourse, clever
Went the same way as the marriage
Of Sir Paul and Lady Heather
Coz the moment you opened your mouth
My brain went "ouch"!
Oh...you started nervously
Oh...you got worse rapidly
Oh, you finished Dubya-ly
Oh...it sucked like Rush Hour 3
"Some people don't have maps and, ah..
Like such as in South Africa
I person'lly believe in...the Iraq (?)
And everywhere like such as..um..
In Asia, edu-cay-shee-yun!"
Then flash your pearly whites, and your fine rack
A smile is worth a thousand words
Thank goodness, coz you laid some turds
Although at school in English, you got Fs....
Straight As for breasts!
Miss Carolina (South); may I make a suggestion?
"To build up our future" might not be
The answer to each question
Did your dress come with a hip flask?
Miss Carolina, were you trashed?
Did Miss New Jersey pay you cash
To burn and crash?
Oh...you talked S-H-I-T
Oh...f***ed up grammatically
Though...you're 30 Double D
No...you won't be dating me
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