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Song Parodies -> "Ode To Miss South Carolina"

Original Song Title:

"Hey There Delilah"

Original Performer:

Plain White T's

Parody Song Title:

"Ode To Miss South Carolina"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

For Lauren Caitlin Upton, whose performance at Miss Teen USA earned her Youtube infamy and a kind of car-crash celebrity status. Bless ya! p.s. Here's the Original Tune to sing along with
South Carolina, famed for James Brown and tobacco
Your teen pageant queen was hot
But, dare I say, a little wacko
What the heck?
She's playing without a full deck
I do suspect....

Miss Carolina (South) made very little sense; a
Paris Hiltonesque display- she
Won't be getting mail from Mensa
No sirree!
All "U.S." Americans agree

Oh...she's working for world peace
And...for poor folks to decrease
Oh...more nurses and police
Oh...her ev'ning gown's cerise
Vote for her, please....

Miss Carolina (South); hey honey, didja see me?
I was right there in the front row
When you modelled your bikini
I was juiced
Thought 'bout late nights discussing Proust*
And nuzzling boobs

Miss Carolina; all my hopes for discourse, clever
Went the same way as the marriage
Of Sir Paul and Lady Heather
(Deeply south...)
Coz the moment you opened your mouth
My brain went "ouch"! started nervously got worse rapidly
Oh, you finished Dubya-ly sucked like Rush Hour 3

"Some people don't have maps and, ah..
Like such as in South Africa
I person'lly believe in...the Iraq (?)
And everywhere like such
In Asia, edu-cay-shee-yun!"
Then flash your pearly whites, and your fine rack
A smile is worth a thousand words
Thank goodness, coz you laid some turds
Although at school in English, you got Fs....
Straight As for breasts!

Miss Carolina (South); may I make a suggestion?
"To build up our future" might not be
The answer to each question
People ask...
Did your dress come with a hip flask?
Miss Carolina, were you trashed?
Did Miss New Jersey pay you cash
To burn and crash? talked S-H-I-T
Oh...f***ed up grammatically're 30 Double D won't be dating me
(OK, possibly....)
* pronounced "proost"

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Total Votes: 11

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Jason - September 04, 2007 - Report this comment
This seems very 'political' coming from you Mr K! Funny though! 555
Jonathan S. - September 04, 2007 - Report this comment
I've gotta hand it to ya, Kristof, you do real good work. (Hey! I'm your first voter!!) It's certain she's got more silicone than brains. A satire done so well, I'm not taking off points for profanity. (Won't Spaff be jealous!) Here's $555 for educating the US, I mean, South Asia, er, Africa, I mean........
Matthias - September 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Bravo!!!! I heard about this story on the radio and I was wanting so bad for somebody to do a parody about it, and low and behold Kristof Robertson does with one of the most annoying songs of today, about one of the most annoying people of today.
alvin - September 04, 2007 - Report this comment hit
Red Ant - September 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Yep, that's about the most painful 50 seconds of video I've ever seen. Timely and funny work, here, Kristof (jeez, this story made it over there?). Loved the "sense; a/Mensa" rhyme and the ending: maybe you could freak some sense into her. 555
AFW - September 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Timely topic, and your usual tiptop write
Jack Wilson - September 04, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL I saw that on The Soup. This is awesome.5s
TJC - September 04, 2007 - Report this comment
So dead on it hurts! You've got the ultrafinesse touch, my friend.
stuart mcarthur - September 05, 2007 - Report this comment
absolutely 100% perfect direct hit Kristof - big LOLs from me - and we down here in The Australia wouldn't mind getting some of that education stuff she wants the U.S.Americans to start dishing out such as - btw way TMGLTM - 555
Kristof Robertson - September 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks all!

Jase: Political? Nah...I'm just poking fun at some blonde airhead (while simultaneously thinking naughty thoughts about her...):-) Thanks, dude

Jon: Cheers! I try to use profanity sparingly, but sometimes it can add impact to a parody

Matty: Thanks, mate. I was wondering when someone was going to have a crack at Miss SC, and was very surprised that I was the first!

Al: Easy to do when the target was so visible! ;-)

Jack: No, the story didn't make it here, other than via the countless websites hosting the video...which is where I picked it up. p.s. "freakin'" some sense into her sounds kinda fun! ,BR>
AFW, Jack W, TJC: Much appreciated, fellas!

Stu: "The Australia" ..LOL! Dumb as she is, she can educate me anytime! Thanks for your support, mate

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