Song Parodies -> In The Cupboard I'm Trying To Hide, But I Don't Fit 'Cause I'm Chunky
| Original Song Title: | "Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My Monkey" |
| Original Performer: | The Beatles |
| Parody Song Title: | "In The Cupboard I'm Trying To Hide, But I Don't Fit 'Cause I'm Chunky" |
| Parody Written by: | Kristof Robertson |
An ode to the joys and tribulations of extramarital hanky panky
Oh god oh god oh god oh god
Hubby's arriving home
Hubby's arriving home
I cannot find my trousers
I cannot find my trousers
Where's my trousers? Where's my trousers?
In the cupboard I'm trying to hide, but I don't fit 'cause I'm chunky
The more that you want, the harder it gets
The harder it gets, the more that you want
So c'mon, c'mon
'Dultery is such a joy
'Dultery is such a joy
'Dultery is never easy
'Dultery is never easy
I'm so sleazy, I'm so sleazy
In the cupboard I'm trying to hide, but I don't fit 'cause I'm chunky
The more that you risk, the bigger the buzz
The bigger the buzz, the more that you risk
F**king hell, f**king hell
He's coming up the stairs
He's coming up the stairs
Op'ning the bedroom door now
Op'ning the bedroom door now
Feeling queasy, feeling queasy
In the cupboard I'm trying to hide- I'm frightened, naked and chunky
Hubby's arriving home
Hubby's arriving home
I cannot find my trousers
I cannot find my trousers
Where's my trousers? Where's my trousers?
In the cupboard I'm trying to hide, but I don't fit 'cause I'm chunky
The more that you want, the harder it gets
The harder it gets, the more that you want
So c'mon, c'mon
'Dultery is such a joy
'Dultery is such a joy
'Dultery is never easy
'Dultery is never easy
I'm so sleazy, I'm so sleazy
In the cupboard I'm trying to hide, but I don't fit 'cause I'm chunky
The more that you risk, the bigger the buzz
The bigger the buzz, the more that you risk
F**king hell, f**king hell
He's coming up the stairs
He's coming up the stairs
Op'ning the bedroom door now
Op'ning the bedroom door now
Feeling queasy, feeling queasy
In the cupboard I'm trying to hide- I'm frightened, naked and chunky
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This is one of the hardest songs to do (of the Fabs), and you got away with it. Unlike your protagonist.
Hilarious and intense, so 5's for you!
Thanks guys....yeah, this was a tricky one. One of my favourite Beatles absolutely-makes-no-f**king-sense -at-all songs. I read the other parodies of this song, and they all said the same thing. I got "chunky" and worked backwards..so, once again, thanks.
nice job on a song that doesn't offer much to work with....i like it
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