Song Parodies -> Kim Jong-il Song
| Original Song Title: | "Da Do Ron Ron" |
| Original Performer: | The Crystals |
| Parody Song Title: | "Kim Jong-il Song" |
| Parody Written by: | Kristof Robertson |
DATELINE: October 2006. George W Bush enters a New York recording studio, and with Phil Spector at the helm (and backing from the Rummy-ettes), records this little ditty...
{SPOKEN}
Phil, are we good to go? Yeah? Just bring up the strings a little, will ya?
That mad Korean despot's gone a bit too far
(That dude Jong's dumb dumb; ol' Kim's done wrong)
Somebody told me that he's nu-cu-lar
(That dude Jong's dumb dumb; ol' Kim's done wrong)
Yeahwe ain't afraid
Whendo we invade?
Whenall the Kool-Aid's gone
We'll boot Jong's bum bum; ol' Kim's not strong
He bombed us at Pearl Harbour and enslaved the Kurds!
(although that's wrong wrong, we'll play along)
He looks like Brains from The Thunderbirds!
(That dude Jong's dumb dumb; ol' Kim's done wrong)
Yeahwe'll have some fun!
Yeahjust like Saigon
Yeahsend in Sly Stallone
That dude Jong's dumb dumb; ol' Kim's done wrong
[Clinton sax solo]
War will be our first...I mean, our last resort
(That dude Jong's dumb dumb; ol' Kim's done wrong)
Least this time we've got UN support
(That dude Jong's dumb dumb; ol' Kim's done wrong)
Yeahwe're lookin' bad
Yeahwe've screwed Baghdad
Soright through Washington
It's "Let's get Jong Jong; let's make Kim gone"
[Ad-lib]
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
(That dude Jong's dumb dumb; ol' Kim's done wrong)
We can win this one!
(That dude Jong's dumb dumb; ol' Kim's done wrong)
Dad'll be so proud
(That dude Jong's dumb dumb; ol' Kim's done wrong)
We havin' Chinese for dinner, Laura?
(That dude Jong's dumb dumb; ol' Kim's done wrong)
[FADE]
Phil, are we good to go? Yeah? Just bring up the strings a little, will ya?
That mad Korean despot's gone a bit too far
(That dude Jong's dumb dumb; ol' Kim's done wrong)
Somebody told me that he's nu-cu-lar
(That dude Jong's dumb dumb; ol' Kim's done wrong)
Yeahwe ain't afraid
Whendo we invade?
Whenall the Kool-Aid's gone
We'll boot Jong's bum bum; ol' Kim's not strong
He bombed us at Pearl Harbour and enslaved the Kurds!
(although that's wrong wrong, we'll play along)
He looks like Brains from The Thunderbirds!
(That dude Jong's dumb dumb; ol' Kim's done wrong)
Yeahwe'll have some fun!
Yeahjust like Saigon
Yeahsend in Sly Stallone
That dude Jong's dumb dumb; ol' Kim's done wrong
[Clinton sax solo]
War will be our first...I mean, our last resort
(That dude Jong's dumb dumb; ol' Kim's done wrong)
Least this time we've got UN support
(That dude Jong's dumb dumb; ol' Kim's done wrong)
Yeahwe're lookin' bad
Yeahwe've screwed Baghdad
Soright through Washington
It's "Let's get Jong Jong; let's make Kim gone"
[Ad-lib]
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
(That dude Jong's dumb dumb; ol' Kim's done wrong)
We can win this one!
(That dude Jong's dumb dumb; ol' Kim's done wrong)
Dad'll be so proud
(That dude Jong's dumb dumb; ol' Kim's done wrong)
We havin' Chinese for dinner, Laura?
(That dude Jong's dumb dumb; ol' Kim's done wrong)
[FADE]
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Well I would do the same if I had a girl's name, and I was a guy! I mean who can blame him....
That was pretty much what I too think about the North Korean dynasty. Fives.
have a nuclear 555 for a diplomatic north korean arse kick
(Decathlon - Event 7) As far as I'm concerned, all country leaders are crazy. Although, I think everyone's crazy, especially me. NIce job, Kristof!
(decath7) GREAT pacing - very funny read KR - esp the Thunderbirds ref - that axis of evil just got a notch funnier - 555
(Dec) And just think, Kristof -- of all the people in North Korea, he's likely to be the ONLY one to read this on the Internet!
DKTOS but this was funny lol, just thought theyd be a Team America reference in there. lol 5s
Excellent job, loved the idea. You be Illin!
Decathlon...holy cow this is good, KR...just hilarious, and the perfect OS!
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