-> "Can't Keep Those Flies Off Of You"
Original Song Title:
"Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Can't Keep Those Flies Off Of You"
The Lyrics
Darling, why's your skin blue?
Can't keep those flies off of you
Loosen up..you're so stiff
And girl, you're starting to whiff
I'm thinking, are you on drugs?
And what's going on with the bugs?
I cook meals you don't chew
Can't keep those flies off of you
Pardon me if I am frank
I kiss you but draw a blank
I'm so concerned, it's bizarre
Buzzards wherever you are
Please eat the food on your plate
I think you've lost too much weight
Girl, if you'd only move
You'd keep those flies off of you
I love you baby
But you don't talk, as such
I love you baby
Although you're cold to touch
I love you baby
Please don't fall off that chair
Oh rigid baby
I'll try to come to terms
With why you're lazy
And covered all in worms
Oh don't give me the old cold shoulder, baby....
Darling, what's going on?
Who is this zombie called Ron?
Took you out t'other day
For some big graveyard soiree
I hope we won't have to part
I'm wondrin' where is your heart?
Is our romance taboo?
Can't keep those flies off of you
I love you baby
But you don't talk, as such
I love you baby
Although you're cold to touch
I love you baby
Please don't fall off that chair
Oh rigid baby
I'll try to come to terms
With why you're lazy
And covered all in worms
Oh don't give me the old cold shoulder, baby....
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